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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Potato on March 17, 2022, 10:10:48 PM

Title: Shitty snacks
Post by: Potato on March 17, 2022, 10:10:48 PM
Lately, while working from home, I have really taken to eating instant noodles as a snack. No seasoning, no cooking, nothing. Just dry noodles.

(https://i.imgur.com/TBcrbZ9.jpg?2)

I don't even think they taste that great.

Anyway, hit me with your shitty snacks.
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: BIONIC on March 18, 2022, 12:15:49 AM
:kobeyuck
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: Coax on March 18, 2022, 02:30:27 AM
If you cooked it and added some tamari soy sauce it'd be an actual tasty little snack. Also nice paired with black tea, which takes the same time to brew.
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: Propagandhim on March 18, 2022, 09:04:08 AM
here's teh strat:  open that packet, dump it in your mouth,  get some 7-up (diet if you're trying to save calories),  dump that sucker in your mouth, you get a zesty lime flavor explosion...don't swallow yet, the fun is about to start!  Dump them noodles in that primordial soup in your mouth.   Now jump around (house of pain).   See, you don't need to cook those noodles, that's what the big guys in washington want you to believe.  Bottoms up! (or should I say Sevens Up!!!)
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: MMaRsu on March 18, 2022, 11:07:58 AM
Lately, while working from home, I have really taken to eating instant noodles as a snack. No seasoning, no cooking, nothing. Just dry noodles.

(https://i.imgur.com/TBcrbZ9.jpg?2)

I don't even think they taste that great.

Anyway, hit me with your shitty snacks.

WTF is up with that man, DRY NOODLES?

Are u ok?
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: porkbun on March 18, 2022, 12:14:02 PM
People in jail/prison will eat that, but they crush up the noodles and add the seasoning packet.
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 18, 2022, 12:34:57 PM
is this a resetera thread parody :oreilly
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: Potato on March 18, 2022, 04:33:03 PM
People in jail/prison will eat that, but they crush up the noodles and add the seasoning packet.
I tried that, but the seasoning gets caught in my beard and all I can smell for the rest of the day is noodle seasoning.
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: Potato on March 18, 2022, 04:34:48 PM
here's teh strat:  open that packet, dump it in your mouth,  get some 7-up (diet if you're trying to save calories),  dump that sucker in your mouth, you get a zesty lime flavor explosion...don't swallow yet, the fun is about to start!  Dump them noodles in that primordial soup in your mouth.   Now jump around (house of pain).   See, you don't need to cook those noodles, that's what the big guys in washington want you to believe.  Bottoms up! (or should I say Sevens Up!!!)
Now I have that song stuck in my head.
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: HardcoreRetro on March 18, 2022, 04:36:16 PM
Koreans eat it like that. They just crush the packet with their fist and throw some of the flavouring pack on it.


(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/6672a287-a222-4c02-98bc-138cadc0408c.9d2dad6c08f1cd2be764890e0f75e619.jpeg?odnHeight=612&odnWidth=612&odnBg=FFFFFF)

These are made for it.
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: Potato on March 18, 2022, 04:36:49 PM
Lately, while working from home, I have really taken to eating instant noodles as a snack. No seasoning, no cooking, nothing. Just dry noodles.

(https://i.imgur.com/TBcrbZ9.jpg?2)

I don't even think they taste that great.

Anyway, hit me with your shitty snacks.

WTF is up with that man, DRY NOODLES?

Are u ok?
I dunno man, we've got a 36 page thread about how Taco Bell is decent Mexican food. On the scale, my shitty dry noodles probably rank a little higher.
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: benjipwns on March 18, 2022, 06:12:43 PM
People in jail/prison will eat that, but they crush up the noodles and add the seasoning packet.
There's a Lockup episode where the guy does this and then "cooks" some other dishes, but I can't find it on YouTube.

Did find this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUCjfe0MZrw
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: Nintex on March 18, 2022, 07:13:56 PM
I'm not as worried about your snack as I am about the stained bowl.
When did you last wash it? :kermit
Title: Re: Shitty snacks
Post by: Potato on March 19, 2022, 02:11:35 AM
I'm not as worried about your snack as I am about the stained bowl.
When did you last wash it? :kermit
It's not stained, they're scratches in the plastic