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Title: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Kurt Russell on June 01, 2022, 05:40:56 PM
Been waiting for this all year. Time to separate out the truly pogressive brands from the brands that hate gays.

And we're off to a fantastic start.

(https://abload.de/img/fumeeilxoay-gqnpnkdz.jpeg)
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Nintex on June 01, 2022, 06:02:32 PM
https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1532021783783612416 (https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1532021783783612416)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUMr_c2UcAIYgZm?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Kurt Russell on June 01, 2022, 06:21:12 PM
(https://abload.de/img/ful_hqpxoaewmzj3sjlo.jpeg)
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2022, 06:27:15 PM
https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1532021783783612416 (https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1532021783783612416)

Xbox fans are usually giant fucking messes, this checks out.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2022, 06:48:30 PM
Oh god, it's taking over me! :brazilcry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YklqpZxLE1Y
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: chronovore on June 01, 2022, 06:48:39 PM
(https://abload.de/img/ful_hqpxoaewmzj3sjlo.jpeg)

Woof. This really spells it out.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Polident Hive on June 01, 2022, 06:50:51 PM
Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis is rounding out pride month is fitting.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Potato on June 01, 2022, 07:07:32 PM
(https://abload.de/img/ful_hqpxoaewmzj3sjlo.jpeg)
This is  :delicious
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Transhuman on June 01, 2022, 07:14:15 PM
I'll never forgive the gay community for co-opting the rainbow so a straight guy like me can't even wear a rainbow shirt without aspersions and insinuations being thrown around.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2022, 07:25:09 PM
I'll never forgive the gay community for co-opting the rainbow so a straight guy like me can't even wear a rainbow shirt without aspersions and insinuations being thrown around.

Atheists stole it from God first bitch! :bolo

(https://i.imgur.com/j9jTb69.jpg)
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 01, 2022, 08:41:33 PM
What about straight pride month?
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2022, 08:55:57 PM
What about straight pride month?

(https://i.imgur.com/lrAkNsv.jpg)
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Uncle on June 01, 2022, 09:07:23 PM
everybody be like: don't be "proud to be an american," you didn't earn your home country, you ended up there by accident of birth, you accomplished nothing to be prideful about

lgbt community, born with their status:  :supergay  :doge
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2022, 09:10:46 PM
everybody be like: don't be "proud to be an american," you didn't earn your home country, you ended up there by accident of birth, you accomplished nothing to be prideful about

lgbt community, born with their status:  :supergay  :doge

(https://i.imgur.com/cJ8oqlU.jpg)





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Proud to be both :yeshrug :american :supergay
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Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: james on June 02, 2022, 12:43:57 AM
Time to get out the biggest pride banger of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Transhuman on June 02, 2022, 01:01:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGO19YOaw6U

Quote
According to the BBC4 documentary "How to Make It in the Music Business", Ross loved the record until she put it in front of Frankie Crocker, who pointed out that 'I'm Coming Out' is what homosexual people use to announce their homosexuality; she ran back to the studio in tears and demanded to know why Rodgers wanted to ruin her career.

But then the song was a hit so I guess she pretended to love gays because it was good for her career? Sorry if i'm ruining Pride Month :-\
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Potato on June 02, 2022, 02:16:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTQz1ABtzek

If we're posting music, then this can't be left out.

Rob Halford getting hyper masculine 70s and 80s metal fans to sing about cruising for men while dressed in leather will never not be the biggest own in music history.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 02, 2022, 04:39:54 AM
https://youtu.be/fYUcf846d8U?t=226

3:46

A performance for the gays, the straights, and everyone in between  :heart

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The shitty cut on the christina kiss  >:(
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Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: james on June 02, 2022, 01:22:53 PM
We need full body condoms for the gays

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1532037207007105030
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Nintex on June 02, 2022, 03:56:51 PM
When is Jill Biden going on TV to warn us about this and when will No 10 confirm Gove and Boris have it.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: benjipwns on June 02, 2022, 05:38:02 PM
Amazon had to cancel their pride flag raising ceremony:
https://twitter.com/_katya_long/status/1532062593304580096
https://twitter.com/_katya_long/status/1532106838027579393
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: benjipwns on June 02, 2022, 10:44:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BrooklynNets/status/1531984821152538625
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: chronovore on June 03, 2022, 04:28:15 AM
That graphic makes me feel like I'm having a seizure.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 03, 2022, 09:46:26 AM
That graphic makes me feel like I'm having a seizure.

That's you're inner bigot trying to get out.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: demi on June 03, 2022, 11:25:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xlC2JiV0gY
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: NekoFever on June 03, 2022, 12:21:14 PM
https://twitter.com/BrooklynNets/status/1531984821152538625

We already had this joke.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUMr_c2UcAIYgZm?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Pissy F Benny on June 03, 2022, 12:25:30 PM
Ukrainian is now a sexuality :rash

(https://i.imgur.com/FRZisvc.png)

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not even a joke? https://dublinpride.ie/pride-2022/
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Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Potato on June 03, 2022, 04:49:37 PM
Ukrainian is now a sexuality :rash

(https://i.imgur.com/FRZisvc.png)

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not even a joke? https://dublinpride.ie/pride-2022/
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Well, the U wasn't taken in the jungle of letters, sooooooooo......
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Uncle on June 04, 2022, 12:55:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/YQve7Jg.png)
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 05, 2022, 04:25:07 PM
https://kotaku.com/faze-clan-virus-lgbtq-pride-month-homophobic-call-duty-1849014688

Saudi Arabia is trash.

eSports is trash.

Twitter is trash.

The Trash Trifecta.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Nintex on June 05, 2022, 05:33:02 PM
https://kotaku.com/faze-clan-virus-lgbtq-pride-month-homophobic-call-duty-1849014688

Saudi Arabia is trash.

eSports is trash.

Twitter is trash.

The Trash Trifecta.
:hesright
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: BIONIC on June 05, 2022, 05:46:18 PM
https://kotaku.com/faze-clan-virus-lgbtq-pride-month-homophobic-call-duty-1849014688

Saudi Arabia is trash.

eSports is trash.

Twitter is trash.

The Trash Trifecta.

What do you think about Islam?

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:society
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Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 05, 2022, 05:55:50 PM
Would let Wrath speak for me but he nuked his account :cry
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2022, 11:29:11 PM
https://twitter.com/halsimonirish/status/1533145769481490433
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2022, 01:20:39 AM
https://twitter.com/klezmergord/status/1533479034201460738
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Trent Dole on June 06, 2022, 12:04:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4upn3M4jtQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J10WRzLdO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZKhsrfAnFA
:supergay
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2022, 01:50:31 PM
Still the best version of I'm Blue after the original.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Transhuman on June 06, 2022, 08:45:49 PM
Hey Tasty can I run some jokes from my set about gay culture past you to see if they are offensive? I don't want to tell any jokes that make people feel bad, and if you tell me they're no good, they're OUT.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2022, 08:58:48 PM
Hey Tasty can I run some jokes from my set about gay culture past you to see if they are offensive? I don't want to tell any jokes that make people feel bad, and if you tell me they're no good, they're OUT.

Sure but I'd suggest still seeking another gay's opinion as well. I'm no arbiter of comedy and I can only respond based on my own personal experiences and beliefs.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Transhuman on June 06, 2022, 09:29:49 PM
Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.

Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2022, 09:44:13 PM
:thinking

I guess the first one could land depending on the crowd. My defensive-gay side would say something like "being gay isn't just about sex." Also I think it's more common to hear that in the 6-8 year range (if it doesn't come out until puberty). This one is more transgressive-to-everyone than offensive-to-gays cause of the age aspect.

Second one would come down to delivery, that's a lot to pack in... The gaydar thing isn't really offensive in any way, we get it's straight people trying to be "hip to the scene," I'd just caution that it feels out of date in terms of cultural relevance. Anecdotally, when it's been mentioned in my circles it's always in an ironic "haha who still says 'gaydar'" kind of way.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: BIONIC on June 06, 2022, 10:22:32 PM
Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.

:oreilly
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: BisMarckie on June 06, 2022, 10:29:19 PM
#canceltrashy
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 06, 2022, 10:53:54 PM
Hey Tasty can I run some jokes from my set about gay culture past you to see if they are offensive? I don't want to tell any jokes that make people feel bad, and if you tell me they're no good, they're OUT.

just like tasty on his 21st birthday!
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 06, 2022, 10:57:13 PM
Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.




joke 1 is uh dane cook level.


second one could work, but you need to get into the weeds. with how radar works.  radar doesn't top out 50 yards.  if anything you should lean on the high pitch/ low pitch differences.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 06, 2022, 10:57:52 PM
also, rex is gay?

:pika
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2022, 10:59:30 PM
I think a better gaydar joke to subvert the idea might be by pretending it's true to explore the implications of how that would work, especially how one might test their gaydar to make sure it's working properly, then at the end you could note that it's obsolete.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2022, 11:03:35 PM
also, rex is gay?

:pika

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJDCldBWGEY
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Potato on June 07, 2022, 12:13:01 AM
Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.

You could lean even more into it and talk about how now there are more likely to be things like rainbow flag tshirts/hats and other paraphernalia that outwardly identifies people as gay, so now there's a whole bunch of 50+ gay guys with highly tuned, but obsolete, gaydar.

Almost like a superpower that has been superseded by a simple device/technology. Compare and contrast with how smartphones have made having a good sense of direction obsolete because Google Maps exists.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Transhuman on June 07, 2022, 12:42:35 AM
Thank you for blessing my jokes on behalf of all gays, Tasty
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2022, 12:49:10 AM
Thank you for blessing my jokes on behalf of all gays, Tasty


>:(
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Potato on June 07, 2022, 01:19:53 AM
Thank you for blessing my jokes on behalf of all gays, Tasty


>:(
It's your fault now Tasty
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2022, 01:20:36 AM
Usually is in my life :goty2
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Nintex on June 07, 2022, 02:03:40 PM
The first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? how did you know you were 3, are you a mathematical genius or something?"



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Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Uncle on June 07, 2022, 03:04:51 PM
Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.

first joke:

make it about yourself so you're not talking about someone else's theoretical baby, "you know how gay people say they often find out really early, it's true, I knew I was gay from age 3.  yeah I was a real progressive baby, I just couldn't wait to get pounded in the ass"

second joke:

expound that since radar works via radio waves, gaydar is presumably based on gaydio waves, and wonder whether a power plant staffed by the LGBT community might be gaydioactive, and you could catch cancer and have to go to a gaydiology clinic, and listen to gaydiohead in the waiting room
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Uncle on June 07, 2022, 03:40:10 PM
also tell a joke about how in support of pride month you've been trying to eat more trans fats
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 07, 2022, 04:08:07 PM
wait, what transhuman posted was supposed to be a joke?
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 07, 2022, 04:08:23 PM
also tell a joke about how in support of pride month you've been trying to eat more trans fats

I'm stealing this.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Transhuman on June 07, 2022, 05:54:58 PM
I was looking for gay validation, not a bunch of straight guys pitching me gay jokes. You're ruining Pride Month!!

https://youtu.be/fEf_-BKT6zg
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 07, 2022, 06:26:06 PM
I was looking for gay validation, not a bunch of straight guys pitching me gay jokes. You're ruining Pride Month!!

https://youtu.be/fEf_-BKT6zg

You could say it's all become homogenous.

Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 07, 2022, 06:26:34 PM
Also imagine thinking anyone in the Bure is straight.
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: benjipwns on June 07, 2022, 10:35:20 PM
New and Improved Pride Flag:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUmG80fWAAI4zsX?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: benjipwns on June 07, 2022, 10:36:13 PM
Not everyone's Pride Month is going perfectly though:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUnJK1jVsAAOjt1?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: benjipwns on June 10, 2022, 01:18:58 PM
https://twitter.com/Postmates/status/1534972634642886657
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2022, 04:37:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGVlHghAxts
Title: Re: Finally! It's Pride Month!
Post by: Polident Hive on June 15, 2022, 02:39:04 PM
https://twitter.com/wbpictures/status/1537102719525081089