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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kurt Russell on August 10, 2022, 04:21:47 PM

Title: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Kurt Russell on August 10, 2022, 04:21:47 PM
It almost turned me shosta socialist

(https://i.ibb.co/kx4WLVp/Screenshot-2022-08-10-21-15-48.png) (https://i.ibb.co/ZfMJzzj/Screenshot-2022-08-10-21-16-20.png)

Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: benjipwns on August 10, 2022, 04:44:28 PM
He should have just posted his actual dick.
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Nintex on August 10, 2022, 04:49:24 PM
I'm not going to lie, I'm enjoying how the bottom is falling out of the bullshit platform and marketing market.

For me business is getting better every day now that all these frauds and their platforms are collapsing and people start looking for real experts again and realize their subscriptions only help the platform grow but don't deliver any tangible results.
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Potato on August 10, 2022, 06:35:07 PM
I agree, this guy should be kicked in the balls, but itcould have been worse...it could have been some self-promoting, overly emotional sob story that has nothing to do with work and belongs on Facebook.

Anyway, why did he have to lay off those people? Why didn't he just absorb the cost by reducing his own pay packet or by cutting expenses elsewhere in his business?
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: headwalk on August 10, 2022, 07:14:33 PM
the thing this man loves most is the labrador that he's trained to lick his asshole in trying moments.
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Kurt Russell on August 11, 2022, 03:35:20 AM
Crying beta ceo needs to be a new bore emote.
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: VomKriege on August 11, 2022, 04:07:34 AM
Isn't his job "optimizing LinkedIn posts" ?  :neogaf
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: VomKriege on August 11, 2022, 04:44:44 AM
Quote from: Vice article
Wallake told Motherboard over the phone on Wednesday morning that the company had laid off two employees on Tuesday evening. He performed one of the layoffs and his “girlfriend slash business partner” laid off the other employee while he watched.

I think the post wouldn't register as so bad (just the usual LinkedIn drivel) without the photo.
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: who is ted danson? on August 11, 2022, 07:13:17 AM
So much facebook tier garbage appearing on LinkedIn lately

Waiting for the twitter "thread-posters" to migrate to start shilling their substack newsletters and e-books.
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on August 11, 2022, 07:25:35 AM
Photo should have had notebook with multiple drafts of his post crossed out and thrown away drafts filling a wastebin a la Patton Oswalt

Quote from: Kurt Russell on August 11, 2022, 03:35:20 AM
Crying beta ceo needs to be a new bore emote.

(https://i.imgur.com/juR6ks1.png)

...Dennis?
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Sideshow Raheem on August 27, 2022, 09:12:13 AM
Linkedin really stinks. Its feed is a swampy ass rash of weepy death announcements, what I did on my summer vacation instagram posts, endless humblebrags, copious shitty advertisements masquerading as "product announcements," and all manner of tired memes.

Site used to be for posting résumés, poring over job ads, and actual networking. But I guess that wasn't cool.
Title: I came for dick
Post by: Tasty on August 29, 2022, 01:14:40 AM
Where are the penises
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Nintex on September 08, 2022, 04:02:20 PM
Add tweets or Reddit posts to generate a Linkedin Carousel

Publish it and get crazy engagement

https://taplio.com/carousel (https://taplio.com/carousel)

PREPARE FOR THE NEXT LAYER OF HELL
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Potato on September 08, 2022, 04:13:24 PM
Says you'll get crazy engagement, doesn't even have an image to demonstrate it on their website
 :rollsafe
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Nintex on September 08, 2022, 04:17:27 PM
https://twitter.com/tibo_maker/status/1567779805390594052 (https://twitter.com/tibo_maker/status/1567779805390594052)


BeCaUsE iT's A hAcK!!!!
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Potato on September 08, 2022, 08:51:54 PM
Why is my LinkedIn feed full of the fucking Queen's face?

This ain't Facebook ya fuckwits!
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: remy on September 08, 2022, 11:41:07 PM
this thread title fucking sucks, blue balls every time
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: Nintex on September 09, 2022, 03:16:30 AM
Quote from: Potato on September 08, 2022, 08:51:54 PM
Why is my LinkedIn feed full of the fucking Queen's face?

This ain't Facebook ya fuckwits!
Crazy engagement
Title: Re: Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin
Post by: who is ted danson? on September 09, 2022, 07:40:23 AM

(https://external-preview.redd.it/qDVKFSUDwxbrS0Yo8CgyqrAimGczhgg3ZjRACytbgWM.png?auto=webp&s=b70694c897a13ab2f7d78770a21120318f27953b)
https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/comments/x99ub4/got_to_be_quick_to_get_on_the_latest_linkedin/