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Title: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 03, 2007, 11:22:43 PM: When I was in 7th grade, I was about FoC level in terms of approaching women. I was stupid, naive, and honestly not interested in anything sexual -- I was a late boomer, in fact, I discovered my first porn in 8th grade and masturbated the first time that same year. One day on the school bus, I asked a question by a girl, who was definitely attractive. She asked me,"Garrett, do you like pussy?". Now, being the idiotic prepubescent tween I was, I slyly retorted with a wonderful display of my sexual knowledge:

"Of course, I was born from one!"

Now remember, I was born premature via c-section. The reaction was horrible; She stopped talking to me, and began to avoid me. I was devastated and often questioned her reaction. Why did she act like that? It was only recently when I began to understand.

Another story of 7th grade horny tales is when I was at church one time. The girl I had a crush on (we always flirted with each other actually) happened to get in my face when we were alone in a room, and pretend she was
sucking a dick. At the time, I couldn't understand the appeal of having your member in someone's mouth. Talk about icky, who wants spit on their cock? So I asked her what the fuck she doing and she questioned,"Well, what are you going to do about it?". I walked out on her in the room.

Since that event we've only grown more far apart as time goes. Good going Garrett.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 03, 2007, 11:23:47 PM: Didn't we already have this thread...?

And since when are black people named Garrett? o_O
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 03, 2007, 11:24:43 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 03, 2007, 11:23:47 PM
And since when are black people named Garrett? o_O

Don't be a dumbass.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 11:25:43 PM: Quote from: Himuro on February 03, 2007, 11:22:43 PM
...One day on the school bus, I asked a question by a girl, who was definitely attractive. She asked me,"Garrett, do you like pussy?"....

You should have punched her as hard as you could in the crotch.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 11:25:59 PM: When I was 11 or so living in North Dakota I went to school in a town that had a merry go round on the playground. Well anyway it was a winter month, around christmas probably. I never really believed A Christmas Story. I mean a tongue on cold metal sticking? That's just weird.

Well I decided to try it out. On a cold cold cold day I went to the MERRY GO ROUND of all things, and plopped my tongue on. I knew the instant contact was made that I had done something monumentally stupid. Fearing SHAME I yanked my head back and yanked my tongue off. Staring me in the face was a round patch of tongue skin seperated from my person. My tongue bled for the entire day and eventually healed.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 11:26:55 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 11:25:59 PM
When I was 11 or so living in North Dakota I went to school in a town that had a merry go round on the playground. Well anyway it was a winter month, around christmas probably. I never really believed A Christmas Story. I mean a tongue on cold metal sticking? That's just weird.

Well I decided to try it out. On a cold cold cold day I went to the MERRY GO ROUND of all things, and plopped my tongue on. I knew the instant contact was made that I had done something monumentally stupid. Fearing SHAME I yanked my head back and yanked my tongue off. Staring me in the face was a round patch of tongue skin seperated from my person. My tongue bled for the entire day and eventually healed.

:lol :lol That's awesome!
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 03, 2007, 11:27:44 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 11:25:43 PM
Quote from: Himuro on February 03, 2007, 11:22:43 PM
...One day on the school bus, I asked a question by a girl, who was definitely attractive. She asked me,"Garrett, do you like pussy?"....

You should have punched her as hard as you could in the crotch.

Yeah well, I always thought that punching women in their vagina was fruitless.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Beezy on February 03, 2007, 11:28:08 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 11:25:43 PM
Quote from: Himuro on February 03, 2007, 11:22:43 PM
...One day on the school bus, I asked a question by a girl, who was definitely attractive. She asked me,"Garrett, do you like pussy?"....

You should have punched her as hard as you could in the crotch.

:rofl
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 11:28:12 PM: I saw Independence Day twice in theaters.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 03, 2007, 11:28:43 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 11:25:59 PM
When I was 11 or so living in North Dakota I went to school in a town that had a merry go round on the playground. Well anyway it was a winter month, around christmas probably. I never really believed A Christmas Story. I mean a tongue on cold metal sticking? That's just weird.

Well I decided to try it out. On a cold cold cold day I went to the MERRY GO ROUND of all things, and plopped my tongue on. I knew the instant contact was made that I had done something monumentally stupid. Fearing SHAME I yanked my head back and yanked my tongue off. Staring me in the face was a round patch of tongue skin seperated from my person. My tongue bled for the entire day and eventually healed.

:lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 03, 2007, 11:28:52 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 11:28:12 PM
I saw Independence Day twice in theaters.

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOSER TIMES x 10000
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 11:29:39 PM: That's really the only REALLY stupid thing I did...well wait..

There was this time in Arizona I had been sent to a BIBLE CAMP of all things by my parents. We were lutheran so it was pretty laid back, but even so...

So the day had come we all got to have "fun" by riding this barrel which was tied via bungie ropes to bunch of trees. The effect was that of a...mechanical bull I think. Anyway a person got on and the camp counselers yanked and people went wee its like a bull.

Anyway, it was my turn and I got on. After a few seconds of being on the counslers were yanking pretty hard. Probably determined to knock every kid in camp off of the rusty barrel with a saddle on it. Well they did, but unfortunately as a I fell to the cold hard dirt I uttered words I would regret for the rest of the month.

"JESUS CHRIST!"
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 11:30:18 PM: I impregnated a girl at the age of 17.

Oh and I've fallen in love. That's pretty idiotic.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: ananus on February 03, 2007, 11:31:32 PM: one time in 7th grade this chick walked up to my chair, asked me where my notebook was, picked it up and put her phone number in it. i was like wtf are you doing woman. i thought about it over the weekend, if i should've called her but i was embarassed and just didn't know what to say. i thought my friends would just tell me she was outta my league if i told the story so i didnt bother

later on my senior year she was transferred from another class and we ended up having 15 days of school together. she approached me and even asked to play kirby and mario on my gba sp. i was going to ask her out but i chickened out in the end. i blame nintendo for that not working out.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 03, 2007, 11:31:56 PM: The first time I jerked off, I angled the johnny wrong and gave myself a cumshot*.

:blush

*in the mouth
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 11:32:32 PM: I pulled a fire alarm in 4th grade. :-[

It was raining outside, too. So everyone got soaked.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 11:36:06 PM: Its not over kids, I just thought of another:

So while I was in North Dakota I had been put in a music appreciation class of sorts. This was like what 5th grade so it wasn't anything heavy beyond THIS IS A VIOLIN OMG. So anyway we had begun the vocal portion of our instruction and the teacher had been going around the room picking people at random asking them about singing blah blah. Well anyway she got to me and im like:

"I dont really sing, im not very good at it"

Of course smartass teacher inspirational wtf believed I was wrong.

"Oh im sure youre good at singing, you should give it a shot."

So she challenged me to sing a song, I dont remember which one because there was something much more important and ultimately traumatic about the event I remember far more clearly.

I sang, and badly. All I remember is the class laughing and the teacher quickly changing the subject.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 11:39:31 PM: One time I let Willco talk me into watching Spider-man 2.
Title: Blatantly reposted...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 11:39:54 PM: I was in middle school.

My best friend was having a birthday party sleepover at his house (omg we had Surge and pizza!). Our other friend thought it'd be cool to go out at dusk to the nearby school and screw around, which was on a popular residential street in Wheaton, MD. If Mandark is reading, he may or may not know what school I'm referring to (it's an elementary schoo).

So we're sitting on the blacktop on the side of school, and my friend comes up with the brilliant idea of shining his laser pointer into passing cars. He does it several times, a few with noticeable results, like cars coming to a screeching halt and then everyone would laugh for a minutes. After a little bit, I started to get nervous and so did my other friend, so we thought it'd be best to stop.

Our friend begged to let us do one more, and we agreed.

We picked the wrong car.

The car stopped in the middle of the street, per usual, but then something frightening happened. He span around and started heading straight for us. He ran over the school entrance and over the curb, and came speeding for the blacktop. Everyone freaked. My friends, in the moment, did the brightest thing and ducked for the woods right next to the blacktop.

I, however, was like a deer in the headlights and decided to run in front of the car behind the school. I thought maybe he was joking, but this guy came barrelling down the blacktop and I heard him yelling profanities. The passenger threw a glass bottle.

I was pretty much scared to death and a shot of adrenaline gave me all the energy I needed, allowing me to hit Mach 5 and run behind the school. The driver would not give up. He started driving on the muddy grass, and made a sharp turn that looked like something out of a demolition derby. At this point, I think he lost control.

So I siezed the moment to get near an entrance door and hug the fucking wall like Sam Fisher.

The car stopped, and out comes two gargantuan 20-year-olds. Fresh off a football meet or something. The passenger had another bottle, looked like beer, and the driver started shouting profanities and looking for me. They began to walk towards the back of the school, and I crouched for my fucking life. I probably would've pissed myself if I could think straight. Right before they turned into the corner I was hiding, I heard the passenger go, "Fuck that piece of shit. He left, man. Let's go."

And they made for the car.

Meanwhile, my friends were taking the long way through the woods, pondering what they would tell my mom. "Sorry, your son got run over by some angry driver because we were shining laser pointers into cars." Or maybe something elaborate, like, "Nazi's took your son away." Maybe pirates.

So when I made it to the other side of the woods and intercepted them on the way back to their house, they were so damn relieved. I was too. I even hugged my best friend. Then I looked at my other friend, the one who was shining the laser pointer.

And I punched him in the face.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 11:40:04 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 03, 2007, 11:39:31 PM
One time I let Willco talk me into watching Spider-man 2.

Whatever happened to your tales of depravity, White Man?
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2007, 11:41:12 PM: I would post it if I could find it. Stupid search funtion
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 11:42:33 PM: And Willco, I was just about to post about throwing snowballs at cars. That resulted in people getting out of their cars many a time. But we were smart enough to throw them from a place where they would not be able to follow on us with their car. We had some close calls though.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 03, 2007, 11:44:09 PM: Willco: yeah, like they would have actually killed you. No reason to punch your friend in the face. :-\
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 11:46:42 PM: We used to sit on the roof of my house and shoot paintballs at passing cars.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 11:53:55 PM: I remember there was this kid down the street when I was like 12. I hated him. I hated his fucking family. They were annoying bible thumpers that used to hunt us down to talk to us about Jesus and his kid was a total half-a-cigarillo. So one night, my brother and I got a brick, climbed up on this hill that went behind all the houses in the neighborhood and throw it threw his parents window. We wrote a letter that was attached to it as well:

Dear Ellen and James,

Please get your son some dick.

Your Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 11:54:32 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 03, 2007, 11:44:09 PM
Willco: yeah, like they would have actually killed you. No reason to punch your friend in the face. :-\

Uh, considering they almost ran me over and threw a glass bottle out at me - you're distinguished mentally-challenged. Shut the fuck up, go bot.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 03, 2007, 11:54:55 PM: Quote
I remember there was this kid down the street when I was like 12. I hated him. I hated his fucking family. They were annoying bible thumpers that used to hunt us down to talk to us about Jesus and his kid was a total half-a-cigarillo. So one night, my brother and I got a brick, climbed up on this hill that went behind all the houses in the neighborhood and throw it threw his parents window. We wrote a letter that was attached to it as well:

Dear Ellen and James,

Please get your son some dick.

Your Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ.

:lol :lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2007, 11:55:18 PM: I had a similar experience to Willco's, although I woulda been the dude you punched in the face.

Me and a couple pals were REALLY bored and were contemplating cruising in Centralia (WA, not PA). One of 'em had a water weenie that we'd used to spray his sister earlier. We were gettin' ready to leave and one of us said "hey, fill that fucker up and let's hose off some Centralia kids." Then I said "haha, let's fill it with FRUIT PUNCH!" THEN, I said "no, let's fill it with PISS!" So we did -- we pissed in the fluid pump bay of his dad's air compressor and filled the water weenie with warm urine. We all shrieked like girls and refused to touch it, but eventually we wrangled that piss-packed length of hose into his Bronco 2.

So we cruised around in Centralia a bit until we rolled up next to this dude driving an old Toyota truck at a stoplight. We signaled like we wanted to race and he rolled down his window. One of my friends aimed the nozzle of the water weenie at the dude, and I fuckin' STOMPED the hose with my foot. PISS NAILED THE DUDE IN THE FACE LIKE A JET BLAST. We lol'd and then squealed off the line, and so did the dude. The guy was really in a fuckin' rage. He followed us out of town onto the freeway and 35 FUCKING MILES south to a little logging town called Onalaska, and onto fuckin' dirt roads. This was like 45 minutes of SHEER FUCKING TERROR. The dude looked like a crazy hick and we KNEW he was gonna kill us. Eventually, we planted the Bronco in a turnoff and ran into the fucking woods. The dude found the Bronco and was screaming, and he keyed the fuck out of the driver side door.

My friends were seriously pissed at me -- and probably rightfully so -- and I got punched pretty fuckin' hard in the shoulder for it. They STILL give me shit about this on the rare occasions I see them. :(
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 11:57:11 PM: :lol :lol :lol Drinky

I used to have a 1987 Grey Volvo tank for a car. One of my friends had a 1986 Crown Vic that was already beat to shit. We both would utilize our cars to hit garbage cans. Didn't matter if they were full or not, we would blast them. My car never suffered any major damage from this endeavor, but my friend's car did. One day during his lunch break he drove through a pile of about 7 garbage cans right in front of the person who lived in the house. I wasn't there, but my friends said that the guy was cursing and waving his fist like a madman.

One night, we saw a full recycling can on the side of the road. My friend yelled, "LETS DOOR THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW" which meant I would drive right next to it and he would whip the door open to slam the can. We accomplished our goal better than we could ever imagine. Glass and plastic bottles flew across the lawn in a marvelous display of garbage.

We drove by the house about 20 minutes later, only to see two old people picking up the devastation. That's when I decided to not be a stupid juvenile asshole anymore.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 11:58:28 PM: Centralia PA is like 6 miles from where I grew up.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:00:20 AM: Cajole is a goddamn asshole.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 04, 2007, 12:00:38 AM: There was a kid about three grades above me that used to play mailbox baseball while riding shotgun. Some old fucker near the school put a mailbox filled with FUCKING CONCRETE up after a Friday night football game and the kid took a swing at it.

Shattered his hand, his forearm, and pretty much ripped his arm off at the shoulder. Apparently the dude that put up the mailbox got sued and also did a little jail time for it, but MAN. OW.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:01:36 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 11:57:11 PM
We drove by the house about 20 minutes later, only to see two old people picking up the devastation. That's when I decided to not be a stupid juvenile asshole anymore.
Holy shit. No wonder old people are so angry all the time.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:02:11 AM: At least I didn't kill a dog. :(
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:02:28 AM: Drinky that is an awesome story
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:04:06 AM: Once when I was really drunk and high, a friend and I got an old can of blue paint from his dad's garage and went around painting "Farfelnoogin" on random cars in neighborhoods.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:07:33 AM: Also, the incident that made me inclined to learn how to fight...

Once when I lived in Tenn., I was walking to the Boys and Girls Club with my friend Joey and my girlfriend Emily. This little black kid came walking by us talking shit. I told him to go fuck himself and he said "Kind of like how I fucked your mother last night?" Well, I was like "My girlfriend is watching! I can't lose face!" So I ran up to him and grabbed him by his shoulder and turned him around. He beat the shit out of me. When my friend Joey asked why I didn't fight back, I said "Nah, I know that kid, he would have told my mom." But they both knew :(

After that I became racist and I learned how to fight.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:08:36 AM: well fuck you too, mexican >:(
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:09:27 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:08:36 AM
well fuck you to mexican >:(

Don't you mean "well fuck you back to Mexico"?
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:09:37 AM: Basically the only black kid I came into contact with in elementary school stole something from me when I was in like kindergarten or 1st grade. He said he was going to fix it. :-\
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:10:09 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:09:27 AM
Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:08:36 AM
well fuck you to mexican >:(

Don't you mean "well fuck you back to Mexico"?

Don't be a dumbass.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:10:36 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:10:09 AM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:09:27 AM
Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:08:36 AM
well fuck you to mexican >:(

Don't you mean "well fuck you back to Mexico"?

Don't be a dumbass.

Learn how to spell.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:11:01 AM: Learn how to understand there's a thing called typos instead of being a bitch.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:11:23 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:11:01 AM
Learn how to understand there's a thing called typos instead of being a bitch.

WHINE WHINE BITCH CRY :-*
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:12:10 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:09:37 AM
Basically the only black kid I came into contact with in elementary school stole something from me when I was in like kindergarten or 1st grade. He said he was going to fix it. :-\
I believe it.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:12:52 AM: RACISTS.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:13:29 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:12:52 AM
RACISTS.
Maybe if they all didn't sag their pants and listen to rap.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:13:39 AM: The first black kid I ever got to know ended up stealing all my pokemon cards, so... :'(
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:13:59 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:13:39 AM
The first black kid I ever got to know ended up stealing all my pokemon cards, so... :'(

Long Island niccas...
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 04, 2007, 12:14:35 AM: haha, when we pulled off on the logging road, I threw myself out of the truck 'cuz the dude was RIGHT BEHIND US. I swear, I've never been so fucking scared in my life. I got all fuckin' tangled up in wild blackberry vines in this snagpile I climbed in a panic, and I was like near crying with terror and pain. Only reason I kept quiet is because I didn't wanna get my ass beat/raped/strangled by a piss-soaked hillbilly. I think he saw us all run off in different directions and ultimately figured he'd never get his revenge.

Oh, another stupid act of juvenile delinquency that got me pwned: there was this hick kid in the class above me that everyone picked on. He was really poor and angry. Anyway, in shop class, I used to make fake shurikens by welding small framing nails to quarters or washers. (Segue: I also got busted in shop for A) dismantling all the desks in the shop classroom; B) taking everyone's "wooden owl" projects to a welding stall and making a bonfire out of them with an acetylene torch; and C) hitting a kid in the junk from behind with a T-square, right after a friend of mine had hit him in the junk with a 2x2.)

I was eating lunch with my stoner asshole friends in the auditorium, when we see the angry older kid down by the stage. I had a bunch of my "shurikens" and I chucked one at him because I WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE STUPID FUCKING DIPSHIT. It nailed him square in the thigh and he yelled, and I got busted when he told one of the monitors. I lol'd it off.

Anyway, around the 4th, me and a friend were blowing holes in the asphalt of an abandoned strip mall parking lot with 1/4 sticks of dynamite and primer cord that he'd stolen from his old man (a steam plant foreman), and generally drinking way too much. Neither of us saw the kid I'd shurikenned pull in the back and come up with the fuckin' iron from his car jack, and he nailed me in the side of the face with it, knocking me the fuck out. Apparently my friend saw it and ran like hell. According to him, the guy thought he'd KILLED me and flipped the fuck out, crying and basically shitting himself. He ran off and my friend took me to ER. I had a crack in my jaw and a mild concussion, and I occasionally get TMJ which I think stems from that hit. God, I'm pretty fuckin' lucky he didn't nail me in the face. Anyway, I took that as a moral lesson and pretty much resolved on the spot to THINK before I fucked with people, because SHIT I WAS A FUCKING distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

And you guys wonder why I think teens are scum!
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:14:40 AM: Reading this thread has made me realize what a pussy I am. I haven't done shit half as bad as you fucks. What a goody two shoes.

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:13:29 AM
Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:12:52 AM
RACISTS.
Maybe if they all didn't sag their pants and listen to rap.

WELL WHAT ABOUT ME I DON'T SAG

I HATE YOU
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:15:20 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:13:59 AM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:13:39 AM
The first black kid I ever got to know ended up stealing all my pokemon cards, so... :'(

Long Island niccas...

Actually this was in Manhattan, but yeah. :-*
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:16:26 AM: Drinky is owning this thread holy shit :lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:17:06 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:14:40 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:13:29 AM
Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:12:52 AM
RACISTS.
Maybe if they all didn't sag their pants and listen to rap.

WELL WHAT ABOUT ME I DON'T SAG

I HATE YOU
You're not black.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:17:25 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:17:06 AM
Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:14:40 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:13:29 AM
Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:12:52 AM
RACISTS.
Maybe if they all didn't sag their pants and listen to rap.

WELL WHAT ABOUT ME I DON'T SAG

I HATE YOU
You're not black.

That settles it. :-*
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:17:39 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:15:20 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:13:59 AM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:13:39 AM
The first black kid I ever got to know ended up stealing all my pokemon cards, so... :'(

Long Island niccas...

Actually this was in Manhattan, but yeah. :-*

It was Beezy.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:20:34 AM: When I was in 4th grade, we had this German exchange student in our class. She barely spoke any English. So no one could really talk to her. Well, my dad was stationed in Germany when he was younger, so I figured he must know! So I kept asking him how to say random words like "kiss" and "boyfriend" in German and I eventually remembered whole sentences.

I asked her if I could be her boyfriend. Then like 10 minutes, I asked her if we could kiss. We ended up making out in the soccer field while like 6 other kids watched until a teacher broke it up.

I always feel really dirty when I think about it. I never spoke to her after that. I got my jollies. God, I feel dirty right now.

Oh yeah, and my stepmom beat the shit out of me and called me a little slut.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 04, 2007, 12:21:30 AM: Quote
Oh yeah, and my stepmom beat the shit out of me and called me a little slut.

was she hot? :-*
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:21:42 AM: A slut? You were fuckin' pimpin' Pepe, I ain't mad atcha! :-*
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:22:02 AM: Mupepe, you were born to have sex.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:23:21 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:22:02 AM
Mupepe, you were born to have sex.

Aren't we all?

Excluding PD, of course.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:23:31 AM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 04, 2007, 12:21:30 AM
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Oh yeah, and my stepmom beat the shit out of me and called me a little slut.

was she hot? :-*
My stepmom? Hell no. She was fat, obnoxious and wielded a wood paddle. She only satisfied one of my fantasies!

Shake: I still feel dirty. :lol That girl was so confused. I took advantage of her loneliness.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Beezy on February 04, 2007, 12:23:57 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:17:39 AM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:15:20 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:13:59 AM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:13:39 AM
The first black kid I ever got to know ended up stealing all my pokemon cards, so... :'(

Long Island niccas...

Actually this was in Manhattan, but yeah. :-*

It was Beezy.

:lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:25:46 AM: You son of a bitch! Gimme back my Bulbasaur >:(
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:26:06 AM: I remember an Indian exchange student or some shit in 4th grade. His name was Jaspreet and smelled like a mother fucker. He never showered ever. It was so bad that the teacher had to talk to him about showering in the middle of the class.

Anyways, it was Christmas time and we had to exchange gifts. We were assigned certain people to give gifts to. My person was Jaspreet.

What did I give him for Christmas? A bar of soap.

He was so angry that we got in a fight and he ended up being suspended and never came back.

I'll never forget Jaspreet :'(

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:25:46 AM
You son of a bitch! Gimme back my Bulbasaur >:(

Charizard!
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: brawndolicious on February 04, 2007, 12:27:00 AM: When I was 8, I came home and found a bunny in the front yard and chased it for 3 hours and caught it, my dad let it go the next day.

When I was under 6, I turned on one of those campfire stoves all the way and lit it and burned off my eyebrows. My glasses protected my eyes.

When I was in seventh grade, a girl called me a taco and I argued for 15 minutes what a taco was. SHE WAS AN UGLY BITCH.

I always groped older girls when I was a toddler if they pissed me off. That was very often.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 04, 2007, 12:29:03 AM: I skewered a frog with a stick once and it made such horrible screams that it still freaks me out.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Beezy on February 04, 2007, 12:29:29 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:25:46 AM
You son of a bitch! Gimme back my Bulbasaur >:(

This black kid stole it from me. He was a Blood. :gun
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:30:02 AM: There was a slut in middle school who was black, of course, and she had a big ass. Well, a lot of us loved slapping her ass just for shits and giggles.

One day I decided it would be my turn. So I gave it a little slap and she freaked. School teachers and reps and shit were looking all over for me so I hid in the bathroom for a while. I peaked to see if they were gone through the door and I got caught.

She ended up not taking it seriously and I didn't get punished for slapping her ass - but all the other kids that did it before happened to!

LUCKY!
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:30:49 AM: Quote from: Beezy on February 04, 2007, 12:29:29 AM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:25:46 AM
You son of a bitch! Gimme back my Bulbasaur >:(

This black kid stole it from me. He was a Blood. :gun

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR...

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Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: brawndolicious on February 04, 2007, 12:32:08 AM: b@n
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 04, 2007, 12:33:04 AM: ban tds plz
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Beezy on February 04, 2007, 12:33:42 AM: Worst hentai pic ever. Say no to furries. :'(
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:34:02 AM: Not even a hint of sex organs, so stfu.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:34:43 AM: Nail TDS to the cross, please.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:35:27 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:34:43 AM
Nail TDS to the cross, please.

:lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Beezy on February 04, 2007, 12:35:50 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:34:43 AM
Nail TDS to the cross, please.

:lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 12:36:55 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:26:06 AM
I remember an Indian exchange student or some shit in 4th grade. His name was Jaspreet and smelled like a mother fucker. He never showered ever. It was so bad that the teacher had to talk to him about showering in the middle of the class.

Anyways, it was Christmas time and we had to exchange gifts. We were assigned certain people to give gifts to. My person was Jaspreet.

What did I give him for Christmas? A bar of soap.

He was so angry that we got in a fight and he ended up being suspended and never came back.

I'll never forget Jaspreet :'(

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:25:46 AM
You son of a bitch! Gimme back my Bulbasaur >:(

Charizard!

:lol

My stupid things: In grade 5 there was this girl that was like 2 feet taller than everyone in class and I made fun of her for it: Well one day I went way to far and made fun of her for her dad being in prison. She picked me off the ground by my hair :'(

me and my friends decided that sledding of my friends roof was a good idea one winter in grade 7. Now I wasn't the most stupid of the group so I got my friend to do it first. He went fine, only on his fall he had packed down all the snow on the landing sight, and second of all I didn't get a good enough run off from the roof so instead of hitting the ground and going forward, I just belly flopped off of the roof.
Because of that I pushed some of the vanes in my hips out so my hips looked all vainy for about a year.

Lots of getting drunk and scaling up the sides of like 4 story schools, like one fall and I'd be dead kind of shit.

We pushed a shopping kart off of a school roof once and had some random guy chase use with a hammer; lot of pissing of the neighborhoods and getting chased on bored nights.

Broke my wrist trying to do a front flip on a snowboard off of a make shift ramp we made on the side of an overpass; it was my first time snowboarding too.

Lots of acward moments with girls :-[
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:37:04 AM: Someone needs to change pluto to jesused NOW.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:38:25 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:37:04 AM
Someone needs to change pluto to jesused NOW.

I should've been the half Puerto Rican who was promoted to mod.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 04, 2007, 12:40:23 AM: jesused is lame; PLUTO 4 LIFE
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:41:10 AM: Pluto's the stupidest meme since the owls.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:41:30 AM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 04, 2007, 12:40:23 AM
jesused is lame; PLUTO 4 LIFE

Be quiet distinguished black fellow
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:42:14 AM: Drinky's just mad that he didn't come up with it; jesused for life.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:42:23 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:41:10 AM
Pluto's the stupidest meme since the owls.

No it's not. Firin my lazer is, and the owls rocked.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 12:43:10 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:30:02 AM
There was a slut in middle school who was black, of course, and she had a big ass. Well, a lot of us loved slapping her ass just for shits and giggles.

One day I decided it would be my turn. So I gave it a little slap and she freaked. School teachers and reps and shit were looking all over for me so I hid in the bathroom for a while. I peaked to see if they were gone through the door and I got caught.

She ended up not taking it seriously and I didn't get punished for slapping her ass - but all the other kids that did it before happened to!

LUCKY!

In grade 7 me and my friends played grab ass with the girls all the time; we got caught and all got suspended because the girls said they didn't want us to...but the thing is they would always come over to my house and run right into the crawlspace knowing full well that we would turn off the lights and just grab different body part in there. Fuck they even told us after that they just got scared of getting in trouble from their dads. Bitches!!!

That reminds me of another thing, this one girl wanted to "Do more in the crawl space" my response was "I don't know we go pretty far in there"...all we ever did was grab ass and boobs... :-[
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:44:50 AM: I never had any of these sexual experiences. :'(
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:45:45 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:44:50 AM
I never had any of these sexual experiences. :'(
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:46:28 AM: fegs. All of you.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 12:47:05 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 04, 2007, 12:46:28 AM
fegs. All of you.

Don't be bitter just because you were such a good boy.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 04, 2007, 12:47:42 AM: The most ass Himuro ever got was when he showered with the boys after dodgeball.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:48:48 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 04, 2007, 12:47:42 AM
The most ass Himuro ever got was when he showered with the boys after dodgeball.

Huh? I never showered at school ever. Don't be jealous because I'm stylin' on you.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: brawndolicious on February 04, 2007, 12:50:05 AM: He probably wants your ass. And Ash's.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 12:51:55 AM: So I'm reading SA and someone posts a thread about sexual misconceptions when they were younger:

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I grew up in a very conservative family/school environment. I didn't learn about the birds and the bees until I was in the sixth grade. However, before then, I liked to speculate about what sex actually entailed. I thought that sex basically involved the girl emitting a pink, grapefruit-like juice out of her genitalia. I didn't actually know about vaginas. I simply had to go off of my mom's explanation that "girls are really weird...they have like tiny hidden pee-pees and a hole." Anyways, I thought that the male would drink the pink juice in a special cup and that would get the woman pregnant. I have no idea why I thought this.

I'm sure you goons have similar stories.

I just had to post it.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: brawndolicious on February 04, 2007, 12:53:35 AM: Wow.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 12:57:11 AM: So I'm reading EB and some one posts something pretty idiotic

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I got a blowjob tonight. ownage!

That girl (guy? cheeseburger Surprise?) that did that for makaveli is going to feel pretty stupid tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 01:03:48 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on February 04, 2007, 12:27:00 AM
I always groped older girls when I was a toddler if they pissed me off. That was very often.
When I was like around 5 or so and say we were introduced to one of my mom's friends or something, I used to always ask for a kiss before we left their house or whatever. Everytime, I would try to stick my tongue in their mouth because I saw people frenching on TV. God it was awesome
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 01:44:01 AM: I called my second grade teacher Mom once by accident.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: brawndolicious on February 04, 2007, 01:44:40 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 01:03:48 AM
When I was like around 5 or so and say we were introduced to one of my mom's friends or something, I used to always ask for a kiss before we left their house or whatever. Everytime, I would try to stick my tongue in their mouth because I saw people frenching on TV. God it was awesome
Oh yeah, I was a horny little kid too.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: xnikki118x on February 04, 2007, 01:47:33 AM: Drinky and Mupepe have the best stories lol.

Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2007, 11:39:54 PM
The car stopped in the middle of the street, per usual, but then something frightening happened. He span around and started heading straight for us. He ran over the school entrance and over the curb, and came speeding for the blacktop. Everyone freaked. My friends, in the moment, did the brightest thing and ducked for the woods right next to the blacktop.

I bet I would have done the same thing. That must have been so scary, though.

Quote from: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 11:30:18 PM
I impregnated a girl at the age of 17.

Oh and I've fallen in love. That's pretty idiotic.

But then you wouldn't have your beautiful little girl, duh. & WHAT'S WRONG WITH FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME!?! ;)

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 11:25:59 PM
When I was 11 or so living in North Dakota I went to school in a town that had a merry go round on the playground. Well anyway it was a winter month, around christmas probably. I never really believed A Christmas Story. I mean a tongue on cold metal sticking? That's just weird.

Well I decided to try it out. On a cold cold cold day I went to the MERRY GO ROUND of all things, and plopped my tongue on. I knew the instant contact was made that I had done something monumentally stupid. Fearing SHAME I yanked my head back and yanked my tongue off. Staring me in the face was a round patch of tongue skin seperated from my person. My tongue bled for the entire day and eventually healed.

OUCH. Wow.

Quote from: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 11:53:55 PM
Dear Ellen and James,

Please get your son some dick.

Your Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ.

You need to say what happened with the rest of this story.

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 04, 2007, 12:00:38 AM
There was a kid about three grades above me that used to play mailbox baseball while riding shotgun. Some old fucker near the school put a mailbox filled with FUCKING CONCRETE up after a Friday night football game and the kid took a swing at it.

Shattered his hand, his forearm, and pretty much ripped his arm off at the shoulder. Apparently the dude that put up the mailbox got sued and also did a little jail time for it, but MAN. OW.

That's pretty awesome, actually.
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 01:47:56 AM: I have a pretty embarrasing story, its called my life. :-\
Title: Re: In this thread, we reminiscence on idiotic things we have done
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 12:30:11 PM: Quote from: xnikki118x on February 04, 2007, 01:47:33 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 11:30:18 PM
I impregnated a girl at the age of 17.

Oh and I've fallen in love. That's pretty idiotic.

But then you wouldn't have your beautiful little girl, duh. & WHAT'S WRONG WITH FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME!?! ;)
Yeah, I know. I love my lil' girl. Still not a very good life decision. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with falling love with you! :-*

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Except that you live in PA and you're already taken :'( lolz
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Quote from: xnikki118x on February 04, 2007, 01:47:33 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 11:53:55 PM
Dear Ellen and James,

Please get your son some dick.

Your Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ.

You need to say what happened with the rest of this story.

Nothing really. They knew it was us but didn't do anything. My mom got a phone call the next morning with his mom crying and talking about it. I guess she was trying to see if my mom knew anything about it.

One night when there were a bunch of kids from the neighborhood hanging out in this field down the street, we were all talking about who we'd have sex with (when we barely even understood the notion of getting laid lolz). That kid said he wouldn't have sex with Carmen Electra and I just started saying "Dude, admit that you're gay! You're sooo gay. Who would you have sex with then??" And he said he didn't know. So I just kept telling him to admit and he eventually freaked out and ran home.

He was definitely gay.