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Title: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Tasty on September 01, 2022, 10:43:30 PM
A technology invented not to induce convenience, but frustration.

A giant pile of shit.

An anachronism that must have a Final Solution

All of these are true. All of these apply to the Bluetooth standard. No one apart of the Bluetooth consortium is without sin. Today's incident went beyond the pale after nearly a decade of frustration building up.

FUCK BLUETOOTH FOREVER
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Propagandhim on September 01, 2022, 10:52:39 PM
No shit.  I just bought $300 bluetooth earbuds, and I'd rather wear these $15 wired ones I got at CVS because I don't want to fuckin deal with Bluetooth.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Bebpo on September 01, 2022, 10:54:09 PM
Yeah, Bluetooth sucks. With ya on this.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Transhuman on September 01, 2022, 11:32:49 PM
Was it a pairing issue or was it to do with porn audio playing?
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Nintex on September 02, 2022, 02:31:34 AM
The creator of bluetooth always says that it is being used for a variety of things that it isn't made or good enough for.  :doge
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 02, 2022, 05:29:55 AM
It does seem a bit weird that no one has invented/adopted a superior replacement in the last 15 years :doge
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: pilonv1 on September 02, 2022, 07:04:32 AM
Just use the headphone jack on your phone then
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Potato on September 02, 2022, 08:11:19 AM
Just use the headphone jack on your phone then
:doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: zomgee on September 02, 2022, 08:19:47 AM
USB has made ridiculous advances in the last 10 years, Bluetooth has been the same inconsistent mess with companies racing to the bottom for cost savings.

Also see: cheap wifi chips.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Uncle on September 02, 2022, 09:47:01 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/djupdZs.png)
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: chronovore on September 02, 2022, 06:56:05 PM
Apple’s implementation on its hardware is amazingly good. When I finally got a pair of AirPods, I quit hating wireless connections. It shifts between the headset and quality audio modes. It shifts between whichever device is actively playing an audio stream. It offers to switch to TV when I start a program on AppleTV but am listening to music on my iPhone. It’s seamless.

Try to use them on Windows? Total shitshow.

Contrast that with every other device, where it won’t switch connections even when told to do so. I have to disable BT or disconnect just to switch to a new device.

It can be done right, but not in a heterogeneous environment.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: therealdeal on September 02, 2022, 08:21:37 PM
I agree, entirely.

—me, guy who bought 16ft usb-c cable for my ‘wireless’ headphones
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2022, 01:33:58 AM
Apple’s implementation on its hardware is amazingly good. When I finally got a pair of AirPods, I quit hating wireless connections. It shifts between the headset and quality audio modes. It shifts between whichever device is actively playing an audio stream. It offers to switch to TV when I start a program on AppleTV but am listening to music on my iPhone. It’s seamless.

Try to use them on Windows? Total shitshow.

Contrast that with every other device, where it won’t switch connections even when told to do so. I have to disable BT or disconnect just to switch to a new device.

It can be done right, but not in a heterogeneous environment.

Fuck Apple too for the record.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Transhuman on September 03, 2022, 01:59:37 AM
They ruined computers, and turtlenecks
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: bork on September 03, 2022, 09:15:21 AM
Recently I purchased a Microsoft Modern USB-C Speaker to use for work- it replaced the various bluetooth headsets/neck speaker/earpieces I've tried using over the last seven-ish years.  I now have no BT peripherals in use and things are much, much better.  I used to have issues answering phone calls or people saying they couldn't hear me/sound was garbled no matter what I tried.  Haven't had any problems since switching and it's nice to not have to worry about charging anything up.
 :obama

That said, I do use a BT mouse, keyboard, and speaker with my Chromebook tablet daily and haven't had a single issue with those.  It really does seem to be a Windows thing.

Apple’s implementation on its hardware is amazingly good. When I finally got a pair of AirPods, I quit hating wireless connections. It shifts between the headset and quality audio modes. It shifts between whichever device is actively playing an audio stream. It offers to switch to TV when I start a program on AppleTV but am listening to music on my iPhone. It’s seamless.

Try to use them on Windows? Total shitshow.

Contrast that with every other device, where it won’t switch connections even when told to do so. I have to disable BT or disconnect just to switch to a new device.

It can be done right, but not in a heterogeneous environment.

Yeah-  I talk to people all the time who have issues with audio and most of the time it's because they're using Airpods.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Taco Bell Tower on September 04, 2022, 01:16:09 PM
Was it a pairing issue or was it to do with porn audio playing?
Yes
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: who is ted danson? on September 04, 2022, 03:26:25 PM
Bluetooth was shit for me on my desktop *until* I installed the B2 lookalike Antenna.

So the solution is to stick a 6 inch antenna onto everything.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 04, 2022, 04:30:08 PM
You might be onto something. Sticking my 6 inch antenna into everything also solved my problems.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Potato on September 04, 2022, 05:42:41 PM
You might be onto something. Sticking my 6 inch antenna into everything also solved my problems.
Really, that seems to be the source of many of my problems
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: nudemacusers on September 04, 2022, 06:00:41 PM
They ruined computers, and turtlenecks
the garment you so glibly dismiss was not only a issey miyake couture piece, it was also a mock neck sweater, not a turtleneck.

maybe if you spent less time <insert stereotypical southern hemisphere bogan activity> you'd know the difference.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: nudemacusers on September 04, 2022, 06:03:06 PM
and chrono is correct, apple smokes everyone in wireless implementation. stay mad windoze lusers  8)
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Uncle on September 04, 2022, 10:20:54 PM
what about linux???
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: nudemacusers on September 04, 2022, 11:58:42 PM
i assume linux users are too busy malding on social media about KF to worry about this rn
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on September 05, 2022, 12:08:11 AM
Apple knows how to use bluetooth properly.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Potato on September 05, 2022, 01:26:24 AM
Apple knows how to use bluetooth properly.
Correction. Apple knows how it wants you to use Bluetooth properly and don't you even think about using your computer for anything not Apple approved...ever!
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: archnemesis on September 05, 2022, 02:24:37 AM
what about linux???
I get that this is a joke, but Bluetooth works surprisingly well on my Linux laptop. The only issue I have with my Bose headset is that it can't tell from which device I'm trying to use it. It's paired with everything and my best bet to get it to work is to disable Bluetooth on every device except one.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on September 05, 2022, 04:36:49 AM
Apple knows how to use bluetooth properly.
Correction. Apple knows how it wants you to use Bluetooth properly and don't you even think about using your computer for anything not Apple approved...ever!

I mean even my xm3s didn't work right on windows.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: daemon on September 06, 2022, 04:11:15 AM
It does seem a bit weird that no one has invented/adopted a superior replacement in the last 15 years :doge

This is what is vexing about the whole thing.

It feels like a new standard with some retrocompatibility should be created. Like BTv2 or smth.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Occam on September 06, 2022, 06:04:45 AM
While I use quite a few Bluetooth devices I have no problem with it, but maybe that's because I don't use Windows, and my headphones are wired. BT could certainly be improved as far as audio is concerned, but I think the main lesson here is that Windows blows.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: james on September 06, 2022, 10:34:26 AM
what about linux???

The guy selling 90 dollar screwdrivers?
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on September 06, 2022, 03:07:55 PM
I can't find your chrome thread, but WHY THE FUCK can't I just save a .gif from chrome without it turning to a  webp?


#tasty
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: Tasty on September 06, 2022, 03:41:58 PM
I can't find your chrome thread, but WHY THE FUCK can't I just save a .gif from chrome without it turning to a  webp?


#tasty

That's Google.com-specific behavior (and maybe Twitter?) Google has a huge hard-on for WebP, and it *is* a far better format than GIF (way better color compression, way smaller file sizes).

WebP is finally very widely supported... but Animated WebP isn't, yet. So that's been frustrating.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking done with Bluetooth
Post by: remy on September 07, 2022, 06:08:28 PM
While I use quite a few Bluetooth devices I have no problem with it, but maybe that's because I don't use Windows, and my headphones are wired. BT could certainly be improved as far as audio is concerned, but I think the main lesson here is that Windows blows.
Yeah windows is absolutely the worst with this, and you would never know if you only used windows computers.