Boooooooo boycott this trash for the death of thousands of slavers
Boooooooo boycott this trash for the death of thousands of slavers
Hm I might root for Senegal or Morocco if USA loses. Have no idea of their prospects.Reasonable prospects.
Dutch tears are the sweetest. Can't wait for the inevitable implosion alongside the French infighting.
Boooooooo boycott this trash for the death of thousands of slavers
I'm sure the dead workers won't mind if we watch the games that they died to give us. Seems like a waste of their lives if no one watches.
FIFA is responsible for awarding the World Cup to Qatar (and Russia) against all the advice and risk assessments and common sense. I'm not travelling there to watch it, so that's enough of a protest for me. The rest can be managed through my Football Association and through my government who represent me in this type of thing.
Qatar will be second Asian country to host FIFA World Cup
I can't see Wales qualifying over the USA.Maybe I let my personal biases trump what common sense says, but hey, sometimes we have to dream big!
So two days before the start of the tournament Qatar suddenly remembered it was an Islamic state with sharia law and banned beer (and all other alcohol) in the stadiums. I bet that's going to go over well, because who would want to fly all the way to Qatar and drink beer while watching football (soccer)? Congratulations, FIFA!
The best result from all this is that the football is unaffected, but the organisation of the event falls over completely and FIFA suffers severe reputational damage that causes it to open up a transparent internal investigation that outs all the corruption.spoiler (click to show/hide)Yes I live in a fantasy land, but let me dream for a change[close]
Also the football fans of ingerland will not totally beat up the French if their team loses.
They were absolutely atrocious lmao. Best they could do was try to injure the Ecuadorians. Even their goalkeeper got a yellow card :neogafListening to poor Martin Tyler trying to speak positively about the Qatari team was excruciating.
Just realized we won't get any zoomed in videos of hot south American chicks in the standsA boring football match without without lewds from the cameraman is just a waste of time.
Total sausage fest
Islam really is the gayest religion
Just realized we won't get any zoomed in videos of hot south American chicks in the standsA boring football match without without lewds from the cameraman is just a waste of time.
Total sausage fest
Islam really is the gayest religion
Freedom delivered(https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2022/11/GettyImages-1443355416.jpg)
Freedom delivered(https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2022/11/GettyImages-1443355416.jpg)
USA about to teach Europe a valuable lesson
USA about to teach Europe a valuable lesson
lol.
Belgian shirt banned because it has LOVE written on the insideAre we sure Love is the problem and not the orange after yesterdays performance?
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They (and more countries) should just leave and pack their bags. Fuck Fifa and fuck Qatar
Belgian shirt banned because it has LOVE written on the insideAre we sure Love is the problem and not the orange after yesterdays performance?
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They (and more countries) should just leave and pack their bags. Fuck Fifa and fuck Qatar
Belgian shirt banned because it has LOVE written on the inside
(https://media.nu.nl/m/0mmxvb3aglvq_wd854.jpg)
They (and more countries) should just leave and pack their bags. Fuck Fifa and fuck Qatar
Not going so hot for Australia
Oceania in shamblesWe are officially Asian in football terms.
Did people actually think the Aussies stood any kind of chance against France?We are terrible and our coach is the equivalent of a Sunday league "coach".
:derp
No, but people can dreamNobody was dreaming. We were praying that it wouldn't be too embarrassing. The general consensus was that it would have been better if we didn't actually qualify.
What is the deal with the added minutes being so long?
What is the deal with the added minutes being so long?
What is the deal with the added minutes being so long?
FIFA is trying to get a grip on winning teams stalling for time. It's supposed to make Neymar rolling around in pain for two minutes pointless, since the ref will add those two minutes at the end anyway.
It was even wilder 10 years ago when players would act like their leg was broken, medic would run in and apply some magic spray and the player would bounce up like nothing had happened, and run the clock for two minutes just like that :lol
Shit got a little better when they added the rule that injured players had to be carried off the pitch regardless, but it wasn't enough. Will be interesting to see if this added time changes anything in terms of player behavoiur.
I'm pretty confident that Canada can take Belgium.
What is the deal with the added minutes being so long?
The reason, Fifa has confirmed, is down to a new directive to ensure all “unnatural lost time” is added at the end of each half. In Qatar it has asked officials to more accurately monitor when a game is stopped for goal celebrations, time wasting, video assistant referee decisions, substitutions, penalties and red cards – even if it means extending a match by many minutes.
Weebs rejoice :rejoice
The German GK playing offense at the end :rofl
Neuer is the most aggressive GK I've ever seen.
Neuer is the most aggressive GK I've ever seen.
That "honour" goes to another German GK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSnGCoFKKRA
Most top teams have dropped the ball so far, van Gaal will win this if he can get the bois to play slightly less terrible :myniccaCelebrating a tie against Ecuador :dead
Your home country? Sweden
Who will you support if your home team didn't make it/goes out? Germany
Who will win? France
Who will be the biggest team to go out in group stage? Mexico
Who will be the surprise packet? England
Who will win the golden boot? mmmbop
Your mother's bore username? fil-her thee stallion
Thinking that England would be the surprise packet just invalidates everything else.
Morocco beat Belgium
This World Cup really is the beginning of the end for European football dominance :lol
What happened to the players that would make the throw in basically a free kick by getting it deep into the box?Gotta go to the English Championship for some proper football these days
Don't see that much these days
What happened to the players that would make the throw in basically a free kick by getting it deep into the box?
Don't see that much these days
What happened to the players that would make the throw in basically a free kick by getting it deep into the box?
Don't see that much these days
Morocco beat Belgium
This World Cup really is the beginning of the end for European football dominance :lol
What happened to the players that would make the throw in basically a free kick by getting it deep into the box?
Don't see that much these days
thank sweet jesus they got rid of that shit, every single throw in treated like a corner kick
they only have 1m run up now so they can't throw that far any more
What happened to the players that would make the throw in basically a free kick by getting it deep into the box?
Don't see that much these days
thank sweet jesus they got rid of that shit, every single throw in treated like a corner kick
they only have 1m run up now so they can't throw that far any more
When was the rule changed?
Getting the feeling this will be another short world cup for Germany
Getting the feeling this will be another short world cup for Germany
i mean they only have to beat costa rica while spain don't lose to japan, i don't think thats the most implausible scenario exactly...
Just realized we won't get any zoomed in videos of hot south American chicks in the stands
Total sausage fest
Islam really is the gayest religion
Americunts and Europeons :camby
Goodbye Switzerland your football sucks
Just realized we won't get any zoomed in videos of hot south American chicks in the stands
Total sausage fest
Islam really is the gayest religion
https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1596937644512268288
:preach
Just realized we won't get any zoomed in videos of hot south American chicks in the stands
Total sausage fest
Islam really is the gayest religion
https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1596937644512268288
:preach
Wow one brave lady
Indeed. She should contact me so I can properly reward her for her bravery :droolShe made two very bold statements that I would like to examine in intimate detail
https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1597330490482393088
Triple threat!
The Nintexians are playing kinda crappy against the worst team in the tournament.
Whats better for the women of Iran, US winning or US losing?
Please respond in the form of a threaded tweet
I need an answer in the next 11 minutes
Can we get a live webcam going at the Nintex estate to see the tears when their trash team gets destroyed by 2-0
Holland vs America this saturday(https://i.imgur.com/UV5JZoe.jpg)
We need a van Gaal emoji
Whats the name of the famous really good player netherlands used to have?Idiots left their best player at home.spoiler (click to show/hide)trick question theyre all shit[close]
Holland vs America this saturday
We need a van Gaal emoji
Holland vs America this saturday
We need a van Gaal emoji
Holy shit. Can't believe we won two games at this world cup and are through to the R16. We are trash.
Whats better for the women of Iran, US winning or US losing?
Please respond in the form of a threaded tweet
I need an answer in the next 11 minutes
Instagram DMs from Iranian thotties are also an accepted response :drool
garbage tournament organized by garbage corrupt garbage in a garbage country with garbage kingdoms of shitTaking is well then, I see...
All I'm saying is when the pundits immediately start claiming there's no funny business going on, there's most definitely fuckery afoot
The only fuckery I can see happening is Spain losing on purpose to end up in a presumably slightly easier bracket.
Let's face it, Germany has been trash for almost a decade now.
I want Croatia to win so the serbs can write hateful turbofolk lyrics about this world cup.
Also they have the best fan(s)
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/624/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2022/12/2/d59be266-73d8-482a-b254-7cba1e3b22ed.png)Eat shit Luis. Cunt.
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England vs Senegal (1-1, win on penalties)
France vs Poland (4-1)
Morocco vs Spain (2-2, win on penalties)
Portugal vs Switzerland (0-0, win after 17 penalties, winning goal by assistant manager)
Netherlands vs USA (0-1, win in minute 137, both teams get a red card)
Argentina vs Australia (4-0)
Japan vs Croatia (2-3) (anime style ending where Japan score 2 in minute 90+ but it isnt enough)
Brazil vs South Korea (3-2)
Lol.Pretty good way to go out tbh.
Pretty good predictions. Except the Portugal assistant manager is just CR7 in a dodgy wig and novelty glasses with a big nose attached.England vs Senegal (1-1, win on penalties)
France vs Poland (4-1)
Morocco vs Spain (2-2, win on penalties)
Portugal vs Switzerland (0-0, win after 17 penalties, winning goal by assistant manager)
Netherlands vs USA (0-1, win in minute 137, both teams get a red card)
Argentina vs Australia (4-0)
Japan vs Croatia (2-3) (anime style ending where Japan score 2 in minute 90+ but it isnt enough)
Brazil vs South Korea (3-2)
My predictions
https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1598784467434410016 (https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1598784467434410016)Legendary way to go out. First African team to beat Brazil.
Took me until now to realize that Italy didn't even qualify for for this world cup.
Big Nintex vibes from van GaalLouis van Gaal is just living his best life
https://twitter.com/OnsOranje/status/1599131205701496832
Pickford The cuntFTFY
I like both Coratia and Japan
Shame one of them will go home while garbage teams like Holland and England keep going
There’s no way Japan can win on penalties
We're going to win against Argentina
We're going to win against Argentina and then get our asses kicked by Brazil. :doge
Argentina isnt really even that strong so it should be doable
But we wont get much further if we do win
Did any Moroccan soy bois break into your private domicile?It's a peaceful coastal town. They can't afford to live here. :trumps
Messi said something like: "Van Gaal promised football but all he did was put tall guys on the field and have them shoot long balls"That quote from Messi is like peak Barcelona "only one way to play football" bullshit.
It was one of the most exciting matches, the biased ref, 12(?) yellow cards, the Argentian smashing the ball into the Dutch bench, Messi playing volleyball :lol
Such a contrast with France/Ingerland.
I like Ronaldo. But I like Muslims more! Go Morocco!As a chaos agent I want a Morocco vs. France final.
I like Ronaldo. But I like Muslims more! Go Morocco!As a chaos agent I want a Morocco vs. France final.
England vs Senegal (1-1, win on penalties)
France vs Poland (4-1)
Morocco vs Spain (2-2, win on penalties)
Portugal vs Switzerland (0-0, win after 17 penalties, winning goal by assistant manager)
Netherlands vs USA (0-1, win in minute 137, both teams get a red card)
Argentina vs Australia (4-0)
Japan vs Croatia (2-3) (anime style ending where Japan score 2 in minute 90+ but it isnt enough)
Brazil vs South Korea (3-2)
My predictions
Rooting for Croatia.I'd root her for Croatia too!spoiler (click to show/hide)(https://images.ladbible.com/resize?type=jpeg&quality=70&width=420&height=700&fit=contain&gravity=auto&dpr=1&url=https://eu-images.contentstack.com/v3/assets/bltcd74acc1d0a99f3a/blt1239b7b475819a1f/638c7ad3909eab7b5cb9065c/resize_-_2022-12-04T104738.369.webp)[close]
Is there a less likeable player in this world cup than Emiliano Martinez?
No fighting and good sportsmanship this match :thinkingNo pressure on Argentina, so no hissy fit from Messi the bitch
Curious :society
Pretty crazy amount of whistling any time a french player ha the ball. Had to turn the volume down lol
Super exciting game. Honestly all the games I watched this cup were good.
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It's it possible to make this an emoji?