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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Propagandhim on November 18, 2022, 03:50:34 PM

Title: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Propagandhim on November 18, 2022, 03:50:34 PM

Is this for fucking real?  They put cereal on the menu at diners.  You wake up early.  Ah, it's a chilly morning, but I'm gonna treat myself.  Oh, let me go grab a bite at my favorite diner, but it's 15 minutes away and who can justify the gas in this economy?  That's okay, I'm worth it.  Ahh, looks like I'm here.  Let me walk through the door.  Hey, Joe! Yep! Table for 1.  What will I have?  The usual: A bowl of Golden Grahams that I could've bought at the supermarket 5 minutes away from me.   Tell Tina this $5 tip is for placing the spoon in the exact spot I like it in the bowl and for pouring out them grahams so evenly.


Are you fucking joking me

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: BisMarckie on November 18, 2022, 04:04:58 PM

I always thought it was a bit in Seinfeld and didn't think real people would do this.

I am already feeling like a lazy slob when I am having cereal at home

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Propagandhim on November 18, 2022, 04:09:29 PM

Is it really a Seinfeld bit?   :lol  I knew I wasn't crazy.

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Uncle on November 18, 2022, 06:00:19 PM

https://www.quora.com/Why-don%E2%80%99t-they-serve-cereal-in-restaurants

(https://i.imgur.com/GQN2syT.png)

fast food? head on down to arby's and grab a bowl of fruity pebbles?

april why are you misleading our foreign friends

I hope those three upvotes were worth it

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: TEEEPO on November 18, 2022, 06:10:15 PM

children u dumb fucks

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Propagandhim on November 18, 2022, 06:17:17 PM

fuck them kids

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: benjipwns on November 18, 2022, 07:09:18 PM

If it's for the kids then no one will complain if we make it illegal to serve cereal to adults right?

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Potato on November 18, 2022, 07:48:08 PM

What's with Americans calling fast food joints and takeaways a restaurant?

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Raist on November 21, 2022, 02:00:06 PM

Muhricans.

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Tasty on November 21, 2022, 03:39:23 PM

Quote from: Potato on November 18, 2022, 07:48:08 PM

What's with Americans calling fast food joints and takeaways a restaurant?

If I pay for food and it comes out hot, that building is at least partially a restaurant.

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on November 21, 2022, 03:44:45 PM

I call them food holes.

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Uncle on November 21, 2022, 05:41:00 PM

is it rest-aurant

or is it re-staurant

like when you're feeling full you're staurant and later you get hungry so you need to re-staurant

 :thinking

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 21, 2022, 06:15:45 PM

Quote from: Potato on November 18, 2022, 07:48:08 PM

What's with Americans calling fast food joints and takeaways a restaurant?

This is part of our culture, stay in your lane.

Title: Re: Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?
Post by: Raist on November 22, 2022, 02:14:11 AM

Quote from: Uncle on November 21, 2022, 05:41:00 PM

is it rest-aurant

or is it re-staurant

like when you're feeling full you're staurant and later you get hungry so you need to re-staurant

 :thinking

It's a french word. Same root as restore.