THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Snoopycat_ on December 13, 2022, 07:29:14 AM

Title: The Gammon Common Sense Thread
Post by: Snoopycat_ on December 13, 2022, 07:29:14 AM

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If you can't afford to heat your home you shouldn't have bought one

Title: Re: The Gammon Common Sense Thread
Post by: Potato on December 13, 2022, 03:10:16 PM

If you can't afford to arm your troops, don't start a war in Ukraine.

Title: Re: The Gammon Common Sense Thread
Post by: Snoopycat_ on December 13, 2022, 03:13:37 PM

If you can’t afford your electricity bill simply ask your boss if you can work more hours. That way you’ll spend less time at home.

Title: Re: The Gammon Common Sense Thread
Post by: Snoopycat_ on December 13, 2022, 09:43:22 PM

I didn't need a bank loan for my college tuition. Why should I pay for yours?

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Title: Re: The Gammon Common Sense Thread
Post by: Snoopycat_ on December 14, 2022, 07:16:58 PM

You may have been born into poverty, but nobody keeps you there

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Title: Re: The Gammon Common Sense Thread
Post by: james on December 14, 2022, 07:22:42 PM

If you cant afford kids, pop out as many as you can and send them to beg on street corners