THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: james on February 15, 2024, 11:37:57 AM

Title: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: james on February 15, 2024, 11:37:57 AM
Xbox going 3rd party

Sony going 3rd party

Rest in piss xtards and sonycows

We won.

Nintendo always wins.

miyamotodealwithit.gif
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 15, 2024, 02:18:31 PM
:miyamoto
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: MMaRsu on February 15, 2024, 03:52:30 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/lAEO47Aj1_cAAAAC/it-prints-money-switch.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Himu on February 15, 2024, 04:47:09 PM
 :whoo

Nintendo won the console war
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: team filler on February 16, 2024, 06:25:40 AM
 :rejoice
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Let's Cyber on February 16, 2024, 01:17:26 PM
BLUE OCEAN STRATEGY

 :success
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: james on February 16, 2024, 02:55:39 PM
Update:

Switch 2 delayed until 2025

We lost. Its over.
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 16, 2024, 03:53:57 PM
Switch is doing too well, no need for a Switch 2. :success
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Svejk on February 16, 2024, 07:28:20 PM
Gentle reminder that MP4 announced their development restart exactly 5 years ago.
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 17, 2024, 06:16:04 AM
Quote from: james on February 16, 2024, 02:55:39 PM
Update:

Switch 2 delayed until 2025

We lost. Its over.

delayed because they're figuring out how to shove an RTX5090Ti into it.

it will be worth it
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: team filler on February 17, 2024, 07:10:23 AM
my dutch uncle who works at nintendo told me gamecube 2 is coming now that the competition took themselves out  8) 8)
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Polident Hive on February 18, 2024, 02:55:11 AM
https://youtu.be/2d5kiu5zj2s

Nintendo surviving this and coming out on top is an inspiration.
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: The Sceneman on February 20, 2024, 04:17:53 PM
That about wraps it up for le micro$$ucc hehe
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: james on February 27, 2024, 12:23:31 PM
Playstation firing 900 people no one can compete with Nintendo
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Let's Cyber on February 27, 2024, 02:13:50 PM
Breaking: Nintendo hires 900 former Sony employees; will have 6 new Mario games at launch of Switch 2.
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Svejk on February 27, 2024, 02:39:19 PM
Quote from: Let's Cyber on February 27, 2024, 02:13:50 PM
Breaking: Nintendo hires 900 former Sony employees; will have 6 new Mario games at launch of Switch 2.

Developing story:
-   4 of the 6 Mario games will bring back Gay-Bowser, 2 being planned as GaaS with the Lead Birdo from SMB2, and it’s adventures of discovering what gender it is. 
-   The others will bring back Luigi and Mario adopting a cheeseburger Princess called Princess Perch.  (Use her schlong like a pogo stick, a la Duck Tales).
-   Pokemon will have 14 new multi-gender creatures...  Try and assume them all!


Lol @ "cheeseburger"
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: james on February 27, 2024, 03:33:01 PM
900 new employees might be enough to developer a mario party with more than 4 maps AND a pokemon that looks like its from 2015 instead of 2006 can you imagine the possibilities
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Nintex on February 27, 2024, 06:19:04 PM
Sony/Microsoft: "To grow our industry we made the difficult decision to blah blah blah"

Nintendo

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1762568395269017791 (https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1762568395269017791)

They're also coming for these fucks

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1762586809458987082 (https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1762586809458987082)
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Svejk on February 27, 2024, 08:51:23 PM
Quote from: Nintex on February 27, 2024, 06:19:04 PM
Sony/Microsoft: "To grow our industry we made the difficult decision to blah blah blah"

Nintendo

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1762568395269017791 (https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1762568395269017791)

They're also coming for these fucks

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1762586809458987082 (https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1762586809458987082)
:skinner If spoiling a game is a crime, half of YouTube should be involved as well.
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: Let's Cyber on February 28, 2024, 03:53:30 AM
Quote from: james on February 27, 2024, 03:33:01 PM
900 new employees might be enough to developer a mario party with more than 4 maps AND a pokemon that looks like its from 2015 instead of 2006 can you imagine the possibilities
347 new Mario Kart 8 deluxe tracks.

No, we will not be developing Mario Kart 9.

  :miyamoto
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: james on May 09, 2024, 09:35:19 PM
Microsoft having a fire sale can't afford to pay developers
Title: Re: Nintendbros, we won
Post by: james on June 24, 2025, 12:00:37 PM
Microsoft firing everyone else they can't afford to pay developers