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Title: If you were a vampire and your hot sister were a vampire, would you fuck her?
Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 02:27:45 PM
And if yes, describe the kinkiest thing you could do without feeling dirty.
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 04, 2007, 02:28:56 PM
Yes I'd give her the shocker
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 02:29:10 PM
totally would, I think the idea of family as we think of it would be far different if we were immortal.   I'd FHUTA with no regrets. 
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 04, 2007, 02:32:17 PM
When you live forever, morality goes out the window!
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Post by: brawndolicious on February 04, 2007, 02:33:01 PM
I would have to say no I would not.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 04, 2007, 02:36:00 PM
Are you talking about GUNN?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 02:36:39 PM
I bet Queen never thought of this scenario when they wrote "Who wants to live forever".  The would totally would want to live forever and fuck their sisters...or brothers in some cases. 

This thread has Queens seal of approval. 
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2007, 02:36:45 PM
I'll call her over and get back with you!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 04, 2007, 02:37:39 PM
Queen did think of this and they knew what the answer was.

Which is why Mercury committed suicide, because he didn't want to live forever.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 02:38:36 PM
He injected himself with AIDS?
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 02:39:43 PM
Queen did think of this and they knew what the answer was.

Which is why Mercury committed suicide, because he didn't want to live forever.

He didn't commit suicide.  Just like John Lennon, the CIA assassinated him with secret AIDS injections.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 04, 2007, 02:41:54 PM
TVC is wrong and Cajole is correct - Freddie Mercury injected himself with AIDS.  He knew it'd raise AIDS awareness and end his moral torment of having sex with family members once immortal.
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Post by: Bacon on February 04, 2007, 02:43:18 PM
I would have to say: no
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 02:48:15 PM
TVC is wrong and Cajole is correct - Freddie Mercury injected himself with AIDS.  He knew it'd raise AIDS awareness and end his moral torment of having sex with family members once immortal.

In doing this did he know he would also raise immortal incest vampire love awareness?   Was it part of the plan all along?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 04, 2007, 02:52:04 PM
Mercury was a complicated man.
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Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 02:52:44 PM
I would bite her vagina off
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 02:53:15 PM
Ok, what if this were your sister:

(http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/6183/80029128xx8.jpg)
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Post by: ToxicAdam on February 04, 2007, 02:53:35 PM
I would probably find a hot human bisexual. Have an orgy than share the corpse with my sister.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 02:54:11 PM
Mercury was a complicated man.

and no one understood him but his hard gay lovers. 

Edit:  For the love of children get rid of this cheeseburger surprise shit.  It scares me. 
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Post by: Himu on February 04, 2007, 02:54:40 PM
Ok, what if this were your sister:

(http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/6183/80029128xx8.jpg)

Nope.
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Post by: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong.  why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 03:07:55 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong.  why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
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Post by: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:08:36 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong.  why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth?  new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 03:12:11 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong.  why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth?  new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else?  You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters.  Of course sexy feelings would develop.  Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with.  Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.
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Post by: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:15:03 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong.  why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth?  new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else?  You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters.  Of course sexy feelings would develop.  Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with.  Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.
if she got pregnant you'd have a super fucked up baby though
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 03:16:02 PM
Vampires don't get pregnant!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 03:16:46 PM
Vampires don't get pregnant!

Yes they do!  see blade. 
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Post by: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:16:51 PM
Vampires don't get pregnant!
Ok you win fuck her
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Post by: Catz on February 04, 2007, 03:18:24 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong.  why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth?  new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else?  You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters.  Of course sexy feelings would develop.  Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with.  Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.

Isn't this an anime somewhere?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 03:19:46 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong.  why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth?  new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else?  You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters.  Of course sexy feelings would develop.  Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with.  Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.

Isn't this an anime somewhere?

interview with a vampire, brad pitt and tom were most defiantly in a romantic relationship.  probably an anime too. 
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Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 03:20:22 PM
Vampires are supposed to be asexual, but anyways, I would.  I have a disturbing memory regarding my ex step-sister.  Anyone wanna hear?
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Post by: Catz on February 04, 2007, 03:20:43 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong.  why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth?  new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else?  You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters.  Of course sexy feelings would develop.  Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with.  Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.

Isn't this an anime somewhere?

interview with a vampire, brad pitt and tom were most defiantly in a romantic relationship.  probably an anime too. 

They were not :( Brad was just a pedo in it. Cruise had a thing for him, but Brad was like no way.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 03:21:34 PM
Vampires don't get pregnant!

Yes they do!  see blade. 

Not in my vampire mythos!  Also, I think blade is an exception.  Vampires in Buffy don't get pregnant. 

And yes, I am sure that there are many incestual vampire animus.  I mean, just look at all the incestuous My Chemical Romance shit on the net.  Waycest or whatever.
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Post by: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:21:43 PM
Vampires are supposed to be asexual, but anyways, I would.  I have a disturbing memory regarding my ex step-sister.  Anyone wanna hear?
You type I read, that's the rule.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 03:22:15 PM
Vampires are supposed to be asexual, but anyways, I would.  I have a disturbing memory regarding my ex step-sister.  Anyone wanna hear?

Bullshit, ever since Dracula vampires have been slutty and romantic.  And yes, tell us how you fucked your step sister.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 03:27:06 PM
first off, Blade > Buffy

second of all tell us the story Mupepe.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 03:28:57 PM
TVC, Dracula is the Wal Mart version of vampires.  You can't base mythology off him.

Anyways, My parents got divorced when I was 4.  My dad got remarried when I was 7.  Now, at that point, I wasn't really into girls, especially older girls so I can't say if my step sister was hot back then.  She was like 14 at the time.  She was the oldest out of the total of 7 kids.  

Well, at 11, we moved away and sometime between 11 and 16, my dad and step mom got divorced.

So when I'm 16, I go back to visit my dad.  My little brother is living with the step mom so I spend a few nights over there to see him.  I'm at their house and it's like 11 and it's hot as hell.  So Joleen (step sister) asks if I want to go swimming.  I'm like sure!  My little step sister, Jordan was like "I wanna go!"  Joleen snaps and is like "NO!"  That kind of freaked me out, usually you couldn't seperate them.

So we're outside swimming and getting a little drunk and she's like "hey, wanna wrestle?"  And I'm a little drunk right now and I"m looking at her and she's in a bathing suit and she.is.fucking.HOT.  I all of a sudden realize this!  So I'm like "YEAH I WANT TO WRESTLE!"  We start splashing water and shit and pushing each other round being distinguished mentally-challenged and drunk.  Well, before I know it, I've got a raging hard on.  

All of a sudden, I feel her hand just grab and she looks into my eyes and bites her lip.

Then it hits me, even if we're not related and our parents aren't married, this is wrong on so many levels.  I just got out of the pool and went to sleep

I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS

:'(
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 03:30:55 PM
foolish mortal man!
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Post by: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:35:21 PM
TVC, Dracula is the Wal Mart version of vampires.  You can't base mythology off him.

Anyways, My parents got divorced when I was 4.  My dad got remarried when I was 7.  Now, at that point, I wasn't really into girls, especially older girls so I can't say if my step sister was hot back then.  She was like 14 at the time.  She was the oldest out of the total of 7 kids.  

Well, at 11, we moved away and sometime between 11 and 16, my dad and step mom got divorced.

So when I'm 16, I go back to visit my dad.  My little brother is living with the step mom so I spend a few nights over there to see him.  I'm at their house and it's like 11 and it's hot as hell.  So Joleen (step sister) asks if I want to go swimming.  I'm like sure!  My little step sister, Jordan was like "I wanna go!"  Joleen snaps and is like "NO!"  That kind of freaked me out, usually you couldn't seperate them.

So we're outside swimming and getting a little drunk and she's like "hey, wanna wrestle?"  And I'm a little drunk right now and I"m looking at her and she's in a bathing suit and she.is.fucking.HOT.  I all of a sudden realize this!  So I'm like "YEAH I WANT TO WRESTLE!"  We start splashing water and shit and pushing each other round being distinguished mentally-challenged and drunk.  Well, before I know it, I've got a raging hard on.  

All of a sudden, I feel her hand just grab and she looks into my eyes and bites her lip.

Then it hits me, even if we're not related and our parents aren't married, this is wrong on so many levels.  I just got out of the pool and went to sleep

I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS

:'(
.............
When I was 16 I said hi to a girl at school.
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Post by: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:39:35 PM
some 23 year old who was deadly hot wanted your nuts and you ran off.  i wouldve too, have you ever tried having sex in a pool?  it's like impossible!
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 03:44:33 PM
Mupepe is a pussy!  We know what he voted for.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 03:46:22 PM
I voted yes!

And I had already been laid by 16!  I wasn't afraid of sex, I was afraid of sex with my step-sister!

FUCK YOU GUYS
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Post by: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:48:23 PM
I voted yes!

And I had already been laid by 16!  I wasn't afraid of sex, I was afraid of sex with my step-sister!

FUCK YOU GUYS
good lord keep it in your pants!
And I was being friendly!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 04, 2007, 03:50:55 PM
To quote Curb Your Enthusiasm, "Step is still incest!"
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Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 03:52:47 PM
I voted yes!

And I had already been laid by 16!  I wasn't afraid of sex, I was afraid of sex with my step-sister!

FUCK YOU GUYS
good lord keep it in your pants!
And I was being friendly!
I didn't say fuck you to you.  I love you
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2007, 04:01:44 PM
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9124/phoenixnaughty2vn.jpg)

+

(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3711/272667726ljb7.jpg)

=

 :hump
Title: Re: If you were a vampire and your hot sister were a vampire, would you fuck her?
Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2007, 04:03:52 PM
To quote Curb Your Enthusiasm, "Step is still incest!"

But it wasn't his step, it was ex-step!
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 04:04:02 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2007, 04:05:19 PM
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9124/phoenixnaughty2vn.jpg)
:lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Bacon on February 04, 2007, 05:20:30 PM
In Ann Rice's mythos vampires don't even fuck. Feeding is the closest thing to sex for them.

And Brad wasn't a pedo in Interview. He was just longing for the child he lost in his mortal life.