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Title: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 12:51:08 AM
We know the facts of life, but how do we know them?

Especially if you set up your targets to hit with the challenge of your arm in a cast. The round peg.  The square hole.

Wait enough time and you could take out a wall.

A superhero for a day.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 15, 2006, 12:52:11 AM
Show us.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 12:52:48 AM
Show us.
Need an example of what I need to do.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Mondain on August 15, 2006, 01:38:10 AM
 ???

well it makes your brain secrete endorphin when you ejaculate (an incitative for males to constantly look forward copulation and procreation with females), which has a pleasing effect akin to that of heavy painkillers, so maybe

it doesn't seem to solve your coherency skills, though :P
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Bacon on August 15, 2006, 01:39:54 AM
I'm always masturbating.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 01:40:17 AM
I feel good after I masturbate, but I doubt I could solve complex algebraic equations when I climax  :-X
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 02:22:52 AM
I know, you have to have a challenge when your masturbating.  It's like playing a videogame where you're shooting somebody but they're far away and it's harder to shoot.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 02:25:03 AM
Who the fuck wants a challenge while they're masturbating? That's like wanting to conduct a symphony while you're sleeping  ::)
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 02:31:31 AM
Who the fuck wants a challenge while they're masturbating? That's like wanting to conduct a symphony while you're sleeping  ::)
To create masturbation has it's natural, inherent, all-singing, all-dancing challenges that may make you overcome the normal noisome of what you normally do.  You don't create a fucking symphony to sleep, you create a motherfucking symphony to FUCK.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 02:34:56 AM
You think Beethoven was rolling in the pussy, huh?  ::)
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 02:36:54 AM
You think Beethoven was rolling in the pussy, huh?  ::)
Well what do you think?
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 02:37:56 AM
I think this whole fucking thread is distinguished mentally-challenged, personally.  :spin
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 02:40:26 AM
I think this whole fucking thread is distinguished mentally-challenged, personally.  :spin
You're making no sense.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 02:42:11 AM
I'd simplify it if I could, but I'd rather just do this:

:hurr :hurr :hurr :hurr :hurr :nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh :elf :elf :elf :elf :elf :hurr :hurr :hurr :hurr :hurr
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 02:44:58 AM
(http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/catahick~0.gif)
Your simplicity is empowering.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 02:47:18 AM
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Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 02:53:47 AM
It is indeed.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 02:54:33 AM
What are we talking about again?
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 02:57:33 AM
What are we talking about again?
Do you want challenge?
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 02:58:00 AM
What are we talking about again?
Do you want challenge?
While I masturbate? Heavens no  ::)
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 03:01:57 AM
While I masturbate? Heavens no  ::)
That was a rhetorical question.......idiot.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 03:03:02 AM
While I masturbate? Heavens no  ::)
That was a rhetorical question.......idiot.
Please tell me the point of this thread, again, because I'm obviously too stoopid to get it (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/catahick~0.gif)
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 03:04:48 AM
Please tell me the point of this thread, again, because I'm obviously too stoopid to get it (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/catahick~0.gif)
Well why didn't you ask?
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 15, 2006, 03:20:02 AM
There is no point in suffocating something that wants to breathe because the difference between a quota and a criteria is that any criteria is an ad-hominem attack...meh.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Christopher on August 15, 2006, 03:34:59 AM
Cat fight
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 04:47:58 AM
There is no point in suffocating something that wants to breathe because the difference between a quota and a criteria is that any criteria is an ad-hominem attack...meh.
Don't get that either?
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 09:35:02 AM
My stream is not powerful enough. I need to drink more milk :(
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: whiteACID on August 15, 2006, 12:32:19 PM
Masturbation built up my reputation...not my problem-solving skills so much though.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Diablos on August 15, 2006, 01:29:21 PM
Masturbation built up my reputation...not my problem-solving skills so much though.

what  :lol
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 06:54:33 PM
I'm confused :lol
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 06:56:41 PM
I think it's a videogame joke...
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 06:59:20 PM
I think it's a videogame joke...

Push the crab maker for massive damage?
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 15, 2006, 07:00:56 PM
I rock aat masturbating.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 07:02:43 PM
Push the crab maker for massive damage?
what?
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 07:07:07 PM
Push the crab maker for massive damage?
what?

Would it make more sense if I said "stroke" the crab maker for massive damage?


Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 07:09:13 PM
Would it make more sense if I said "stroke" the crab maker for massive damage?
Did you say that cum looks like crab paste?
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 07:11:01 PM
*sigh*

Anyway, there is no problem solving in masturbating. Beat the meat, spray the feet. End of story.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 07:14:25 PM
*sigh*

Anyway, there is no problem solving in masturbating. Beat the meat, spray the feet. End of story.
Sometimes there is a challenge for some of us.
Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 07:19:01 PM
What's so challenging about UP+DOWN+SIDE TO SIDE x100?

Title: Re: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2006, 07:20:39 PM
texture, burn, and wearing a cast like I described in the first post.