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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:02:02 AM

Title: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:02:02 AM
I was watching the Departed and my mom called me. Here is how the conversation went


Mom: Hey, what are you doing
(I am thinking she wants me to come home)
Me: I might be busy why?
Mom: Well, we are hosting some Korean exchange teachers here at the university and I told one that she could stay with you.
Me: Ah ok thats cool
Mom: Shes not old, shes only 26 and she's beautiful (I swear to god she said that)
Me: Yea mom that sounds great.
Mom: I showed her the Friday night lights picture and the beer Olympics picture, so she knows what you look like.
(Still watching the departed)
Me: Yea OK mom, I got to go. I'll call you later.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Vizzys on February 05, 2007, 12:03:16 AM
Go with it. She could be hot. Your parents think youre gay, prove them wrong.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:05:02 AM
You sound really disinterested in having a "possibly" beautiful 26 year old Korean stay with you FoC...I mean...come on now

:wag

Thats a bit suspect
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 12:05:44 AM
Well if she's Korean she's no doubt very smart.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:05:52 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:05:02 AM
You sound really disinterested in having a "possibly" beautiful 26 year old Korean stay with you FoC...I mean...come on now

:wag

Thats a bit suspect

I was at the end of the departed when people start shooting each other. And its really awkward having your mom tell you a girl is hot.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:08:45 AM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:05:52 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:05:02 AM
You sound really disinterested in having a "possibly" beautiful 26 year old Korean stay with you FoC...I mean...come on now

:wag

Thats a bit suspect

I was at the end of the departed when people start shooting each other. And its really awkward having your mom tell you a girl is hot.

Thats true, but I say take the bait
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:09:22 AM
I'm going to be ridiculously aggressive since she will be leaving the country a few days later. Consider it practice.

And then i'll stick my giant gaijin penis into her sideways asian pussy.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:10:40 AM
Thats the spirit  :pimp

Its not like shes someone who your around ever day, which would make your social life awkward thereafter if you crash and burn. Do it up.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2007, 12:13:51 AM
Does anyone smell. . .A cheeseburger SURPRISE?
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Bacon on February 05, 2007, 12:15:56 AM
Asians make good cheeseburgers due to their soft tan skin and fine hair.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:16:17 AM
Hopefully, I'm in cahoots with FoC's Mom, we're going to share a hardy laugh after every things said and done.

We're retrofitting a cam on the cheeseburgers dick, "Dick Cam" (highly imaginative name). FoC's butthole will never be the same again.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:20:20 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:16:17 AM
Hopefully, I'm in cahoots with FoC's Mom, we're going to share a hardy laugh after every things said and done.

We're retrofitting a cam on the cheeseburgers dick, "Dick Cam" (highly imaginative name). FoC's butthole will never be the same again.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Please dont be a cheeseburger.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ah who am I kidding, If I got far enough to find out I wouldnt be able to stop
[close]
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2007, 12:37:52 AM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:20:20 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:16:17 AM
Hopefully, I'm in cahoots with FoC's Mom, we're going to share a hardy laugh after every things said and done.

We're retrofitting a cam on the cheeseburgers dick, "Dick Cam" (highly imaginative name). FoC's butthole will never be the same again.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Please dont be a cheeseburger.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ah who am I kidding, If I got far enough to find out I wouldnt be able to stop
[close]

If it is a cheeseburger, FoC, my friend, just look to my tag for advice.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2007, 12:39:36 AM
Uhhh your mom wants you to be murdered by a commie. Kill them both.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Christopher on February 05, 2007, 12:48:32 AM
(http://www.opa-age.net/forums/style_emoticons/default/gayaway.gif)
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2007, 12:49:54 AM
Holy shit Chris that emoticon rocks.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2007, 12:51:39 AM
Shut up Mupepe.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2007, 12:52:52 AM
Goddamit Edward, what the fuck have you done you cunt cheese basket?
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Beezy on February 05, 2007, 02:05:01 AM
Quote from: Christopher on February 05, 2007, 12:48:32 AM
(http://www.opa-age.net/forums/style_emoticons/default/gayaway.gif)

 :lol
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2007, 02:08:23 AM
someone add that emoticon STAT
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: bagofeyes on February 05, 2007, 02:08:52 AM
Korean chicks are hot. I dunno about the cheeseburgers though.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2007, 02:10:02 AM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 05, 2007, 02:08:23 AM
someone add that emoticon STAT

Cloud said no more emoticons the other night on IRC. She better have been joking.
Title: Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student
Post by: Beezy on February 05, 2007, 02:13:46 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2007, 02:10:02 AM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 05, 2007, 02:08:23 AM
someone add that emoticon STAT

Cloud said no more emoticons the other night on IRC. She better have been joking.

No! I was gonna ask for this emoticon to be added: (http://community.allhiphop.com/images/smilies/fragend013.gif)