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Title: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 05, 2007, 02:20:02 AM: I dont know how this started but none the less. I did some computer repair for a Guy that works in LA and was in fresno for tonights Superbowl Womens party. I didnt really want to know what he did, but he was kind and threw in some tickets to the "show" I told my mom she could go cause I wasnt interested at all.

So she tell me they will need a ride when they get done. I got four tickets, which is a lot if you ask me. So I tell her no way in hell. Then she goes on about her 21 year old friends that will be easy meat pickings for me to fuck. At this point i just say take $20 and get a taxi.

Now my mom is at home telling me I can score with this one chick cause she's really hot for me and shit. And I tell her politely i'm not interested in her. I'm not a chubby chaser. I'm not looking to fuck something that weights more than me. I like to be able to carry my bitches into bed. Not get a fucking forklift to get her into my titanium frame bed.

Anyways she starts calling me gay and telling me how she knew I always liked the cock and that I probably blew the guy to get the tickets.

Even when i try to tell her I"m already in a relationship with a girl I really do love. She wont fucking listen. Now my mom keeps calling me back tonight telling me i'm gay cause i wont get in on some of this loose whale pussy. >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Vizzys on February 05, 2007, 02:21:06 AM: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4896.0
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 05, 2007, 02:23:36 AM: does not apply viz

My own mother is calling me a taco on the phone.

I'm about to go over to her place and show her home videos to shut her the fuck up.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Beezy on February 05, 2007, 02:24:30 AM: Your mom has a potty mouth.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: bagofeyes on February 05, 2007, 02:26:25 AM: You should fuck a girl right in front of her. And bukkake her for extra revenge.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 05, 2007, 02:27:36 AM: She's drunk from the stipper party they had at this superbowl event for women. Her friends are out of it too. Cause I keep telling them no.

If i fucked in front of my mom i'd be mentally horrified. That type of shit scars people man.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 05, 2007, 02:28:37 AM: (http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/3015/bzcoverwk2.jpg)
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 05, 2007, 02:34:23 AM: Maf seriously i aint fucking around here. I just want to continue drinking a few more pints before i sleep. She keeps calling i'm gonna turn the phone off.

Whats worse is one of the girls is sleeping on my old bed where I fucked for the first time.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 05, 2007, 02:37:25 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 05, 2007, 02:28:37 AM
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/3015/bzcoverwk2.jpg)
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM: Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: T-Short on February 05, 2007, 03:44:33 AM: lol
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Mandark on February 05, 2007, 04:02:20 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

Oh dear.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2007, 05:46:15 AM: My mom thinks I'm gay, too.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: bagofeyes on February 05, 2007, 05:47:51 AM: My mum thinks you're straight. Prove her wrong with some photos.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Diablos on February 05, 2007, 11:34:39 AM: Tell your mom that you fuck girls in your room and throw the condoms on top of your PS2 games. That should set her straight.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM: My whole family thinks I'm gay :(
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: whiteACID on February 05, 2007, 11:38:58 AM: moms are always right
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Tauntaun on February 05, 2007, 11:44:17 AM: you always wonder who these people are that would say stuff like this. BINGO! It's your mom. Sorry if true.
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:lol It's still kinda funny, hopefully you'll be able to look back on this in 5 years and laugh.
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Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 01:39:49 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay :(

I thought you were married >:(
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 05, 2007, 01:47:43 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay :(

I thought you were married >:(

:lol where the fuck did you get that idea?
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 05, 2007, 01:49:12 PM: My mom thought I might be gay because I kept the flowered comforter she gave me when I moved out of the house. It's warm, yo!
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2007, 01:56:57 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay :(

So when are we going to hook up? :-*
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 05, 2007, 02:03:46 PM: Quote from: Himuro on February 05, 2007, 01:56:57 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay :(

So when are we going to hook up? :-*

When ever you want big boy :-*

Though I'm only a pitcher; its not gay if your not getting penetrated!
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2007, 02:05:10 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 02:03:46 PM
Quote from: Himuro on February 05, 2007, 01:56:57 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay :(

So when are we going to hook up? :-*

When ever you want big boy :-*

Though I'm only a pitcher; its not gay if your not getting penetrated!

What can ya pitch at me? :-*
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2007, 02:06:56 PM: Quote from: G on February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU

Bz, you will talk about ANYTHING in IRC. You told us you made your girlfriend drink your piss. You told us how you'd fuck cloudwalking, in explicit detail. You told us intimate details about your "hottie" Roxy. We have seen you IN PANTIES. We have seen YOUR ANUS. We have seen YOUR DICK. There's nothing you won't say in IRC.

Thus, this didn't happen.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 02:07:40 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 01:47:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay :(

I thought you were married >:(

:lol where the fuck did you get that idea?

Hm I thought you said something about marriage on GAF. Like you were giving virgins advice and shit and I though...nevermind :-\
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2007, 02:08:14 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 02:06:56 PM
Quote from: G on February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU

Bz, you will talk about ANYTHING in IRC. You told us you made your girlfriend drink your piss. You told us how you'd fuck cloudwalking, in explicit detail. You told us intimate details about your "hottie" Roxy. We have seen you IN PANTIES. We have seen YOUR ANUS. We have seen YOUR DICK. There's nothing you won't say in IRC.

Thus, this didn't happen.

:lol :lol
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 02:08:51 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 02:06:56 PM
Quote from: G on February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU

Bz, you will talk about ANYTHING in IRC. You told us you made your girlfriend drink your piss. You told us how you'd fuck cloudwalking, in explicit detail. You told us intimate details about your "hottie" Roxy. We have seen you IN PANTIES. We have seen YOUR ANUS. We have seen YOUR DICK. There's nothing you won't say in IRC.

Thus, this didn't happen.
:lol
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2007, 02:09:31 PM: did she find your personal-use stash of women's underwear, Bz?
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 05, 2007, 02:12:40 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 02:07:40 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 01:47:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay :(

I thought you were married >:(

:lol where the fuck did you get that idea?

Hm I thought you said something about marriage on GAF. Like you were giving virgins advice and shit and I though...nevermind :-\

O, once a guy said he was going to read romance of the three kingdoms to impress a girl and I said they'd be married by the time he finished the book.

and Himuro I pitch a mean fast ball if you know what I mean ;).
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 05, 2007, 02:13:15 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 02:06:56 PM
Quote from: G on February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU

Bz, you will talk about ANYTHING in IRC. You told us you made your girlfriend drink your piss. You told us how you'd fuck cloudwalking, in explicit detail. You told us intimate details about your "hottie" Roxy. We have seen you IN PANTIES. We have seen YOUR ANUS. We have seen YOUR DICK. There's nothing you won't say in IRC.

Thus, this didn't happen.

:lol
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2007, 02:14:06 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 02:12:40 PM
and Himuro I pitch a mean fast ball if you know what I mean ;).

You're kinky as fuck. :hyper :-*
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2007, 02:28:28 PM: What REALLY happened:

Neez was surfing for porn and accidentally found some gay stuff. He jerked it. Shame flooded him (and his skeevy chair-slash-residence), and he questioned his sexuality. Now, how to frame his self-doubt for solicitation on Evilbore? Well, his mother is probably ashamed of him, he thinks. Shame + shame = ONE GOOD EXCUSE TO POST!
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Christopher on February 05, 2007, 02:30:36 PM: :lol oh god
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 02:46:32 PM: Hey G, next time your mom does this get serious and say "Yes mom, I'm gay"

Then watch your moms laughter go right out the window.
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 05, 2007, 02:50:13 PM: Wait G = Bz? And Bz wore the women's panties, but is not gay?

I find soft material rubbing against my swanson all day to be distracting, personally
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 02:52:41 PM: G is BZ??

WTF
Title: Re: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay
Post by: Mupepe on February 05, 2007, 03:59:01 PM: I guess Bz is back to lying :(