THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CrystalGemini on February 05, 2007, 08:06:20 PM
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Me: "Hey, ********, can I borrow your...*sees scandelously clad women on screen*...green key..."
Boss: *quickly closes browser window* "GREEN KEY?! SURE!!!"
Me: *grabs key and walks briskly away*
Well, that was awkward.
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I heard about this one tech guy on beyond3d that was doing IT work for a company and was wondering why all the keyboards were breaking, he looked in the computer's history and saw that somebody was very busy at naughty sites...
they had to replace all the keyboards.
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lolz
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[project manager on most of my projects]: "I bet you have a big cock. [another project manager and a friend of mine] said we should sleep together so I could tell him how big you are."
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wait, what? APF, what the fuck?
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[project manager on most of my projects]: "I bet you have a big cock. [another project manager and a friend of mine] said we should sleep together so I could tell him how big you are."
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Was your project manager a woman?
btw it feels weird seeing your name without the red square by it, lol.
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Wow, you work for pervs, honey.
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Hah! Yeah, the PM who said this to me was a woman. This was friday night after we went out drinking/karaoke with a bunch of coworkers; we took a cab home together since we live in the same neighborhood, and the conversation kinda alternated between speculating on my dick, people having emotional breakdowns at work, and how she has a bunch of gay friends but they won't marry her. :(
And while she's cute, basically I feel like I want to die. But like, I'm vomiting while I'm dying.
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this thread is worthless without pics
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Of my cock? Ask TVC.
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(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/asskss.jpg)
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Hah! Yeah, the PM who said this to me was a woman. This was friday night after we went out drinking/karaoke with a bunch of coworkers; we took a cab home together since we live in the same neighborhood, and the conversation kinda alternated between speculating on my dick, people having emotional breakdowns at work, and how she has a bunch of gay friends but they won't marry her. :(
And while she's cute, basically I feel like I want to die. But like, I'm vomiting while I'm dying.
i really don't see how this is a bad thing.
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Hah! Yeah, the PM who said this to me was a woman. This was friday night after we went out drinking/karaoke with a bunch of coworkers; we took a cab home together since we live in the same neighborhood, and the conversation kinda alternated between speculating on my dick, people having emotional breakdowns at work, and how she has a bunch of gay friends but they won't marry her. :(
And while she's cute, basically I feel like I want to die. But like, I'm vomiting while I'm dying.
i really don't see how this is a bad thing.
Well, it's more like I feel pressure coming (lol) from a bunch of different fronts, while I really just want work to be work, and sex/relationships to be completely separate. So ultimately I rejected her because we work too closely together (and she's giving me about 100 9/11-level warning signs--signs that frankly I'd just ignore if I thought I'd never see her again), and of course that's already fractured how we're going to relate in the workplace, even on an explicitly professional level. And then there's the issue of my friend--the other PM--who apparently also has a thing for me, which I guess I can basically ignore (since he should have no realistic impression that I'll switch sexual orientation any time soon) but it's almost the same situation.
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yeah, you really shouldn't fuck your co-workers.
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Even if they're in a completely different department, your junk will still get its own page on the Corporate-Intranet Wiki.