THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on February 06, 2007, 01:06:34 PM
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Would you rule with an iron fist and make your people fear you? Or would you make your people love you?
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I would be a strict but fair leader.
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I'd be just yet unflinching in protecting my people. Yet I wouldn't allow emotion or stubburn-ness to cloud my judgement like Bush with Iraq.
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I'd be unimaginably awful. First orders of business:
1) round up everyone with evangelical religious tendencies and toss them into a scorpion pit
2) nuke texas (after relocating mupepe and himuro) and arizona
3) nuke nintendo
4) put a hold on all bank accounts and make everyone into industrial slaves save my friends, who i'd elevate to aristocrat status
5) require that every sunday be spent defecating on a stack of religious texts and ayn rand novels
6) put a pluto on everything i don't like, with each violation incurring a punishment of brutal sodomy with a wii-mote
7) bring back: firefly, oz, black books, and black adder
8) make "being diablos" a crime against the state, punishable by, well, i can't think of anything worse than being diablos and death would be a mercy, so, uh, punishable by nothing
9) make purchasing WINDOWS VISTA mandatory
10) have lots of sex sluts and do drugs every day while broadcasting my exploits to the starving and overworked masses
that's a good start
i'd also let demi and nick frost live together
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EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL STONERS
and chocolate chip cookies on Wednesdays
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oh drugs would be very very legal
and shoplifting would be excused on account of munchies
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Drinky would be my mistress
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as long as i had a bed of cheeba to sleep on
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Drinky would be my mistress
Can I be the husband that shares in your wealth and is neglected?
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As long as there are heirs you can do as you wish Mupepe
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As long as there are heirs you can do as you wish Mupepe
Oh yes, there will be. Many heirs. And they'll look NOTHING like Drinky!
Do you mind if my mistresses live off the Empire?
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CAKES AND PIES
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i'd be on the pill; pregnancy would ruin my figure :(
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Id start the church of AWESOME and demand everyone go to it.
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CAKES AND PIES
Jabbatheslutfromdeucebigalow.jpg
Fuck, I couldn't find a picture
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I'd make a space fleet and set off in search of a new civilization. Once we found it we'd make peace with them and exchange technologies and stuff then when all was going great I'd FHUTA their world leader so HARD (:punch) that he'd be forced to hand over the planet to me then I'd become an Intergalactic Emperor! Why go through all this? Why the seemingly needless blood sweat and tears?!??! WHY??!?!?!??!?
So I could make my own tag, I think that'd be pretty sweet. Just imagine it,
Tauntaun
Intergalactic Emperor
Emperor Admin
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I'd do a club tour all over the U.S.A. and only charge $20 to get in. I would also release a new cd.
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I'd do a club tour all over the U.S.A. and only charge $20 to get in. I would also release a new cd.
*drum roll* *cymbal splash* ..... *cricket cricket* Sorry my friend, I was rooting for you.
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It's better than only playing 2 clubs and charging $100 to get in.
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Emperor Triumph!
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2) nuke texas (after relocating mupepe and himuro) and arizona
8)
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It's better than only playing 2 clubs and charging $100 to get in.
:lol :lol :lol That's gotta go down in the books for one of the worst touring ideas EVER!
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It's better than only playing 2 clubs and charging $100 to get in.
:lol :lol :lol That's gotta go down in the books for one of the worst touring ideas EVER!
No they actually made a killing. I talked to a local guy who books shows and he said they had a $20,000 guarantee to play.
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Emperor Triumph!
I also wouldn't tolerate this kind of flibber flabber. I so would shoot you off to the new civilization I just conquered and have the world leader take out his rage from being FHUTA'd on you, by FHUTAing you at his whim. This would also help assure that there wouldn't be a revolt cause he'd be too busy with your anus, thanks for taking one for the team. :D
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Would you rule with an iron fist and make your people fear you? Or would you make your people love you?
I would make my people love me.
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Would you rule with an iron fist and make your people fear you? Or would you make your people love you?
I would make my people love me.
ACCOMPLISHED
:heartbeat
Anyways, I would rule with an iron fist but create a beautiful civilization. I would make my people fear me and my civilization would be remembered for being strong and unique. We'd have beautiful palaces and artworks all over the land that people would view for thousands of years.
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I'd bring back the Mao and Stalin-style Cult of Personality. It's be a total cockface. Doing tons of PCP, fucking animals, eating people's children, but the public would love me, and make tons of awesome iconic propaganda that would adorn the dorm walls of distinguished mentally-challenged American college students.
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I probably wouldn't shave ever.
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I would Mupepe.
Mupepe. :-*
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:o
:-* rawr
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Any of you guys ever see Caligula? It'd be like that, but fatter.
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Didn't Caligula get assassinated for being too pervy?
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I'd model myself after Guy on Kingdom of Heaven.
"speeeeeAHkk."
"You sit at MY table?"
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Didn't Caligula get assassinated for being too pervy?
That's a popular misconception. He got assassinated for having too much fun.
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That's a popular misconception. He got assassinated for having too much fun.
He loved fun.
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Any of you guys ever see Caligula? It'd be like that, but fatter.
Dude, what a dick!
I'd kill you if you ever made fun of my dick wound.
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If I were emperor, a lot of people would be dead. Just saying.
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I'd love all of my people so long as they were in my country legally. Those who weren't could get the fuck out. :) We'd also speak English, yay!
Oh, and if you drove drunk and killed someone, I'd kill you.
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I'd love all of my people so long as they were in my country legally. Those who weren't could get the fuck out. :) We'd also speak English, yay!
Oh, and if you drove drunk and killed someone, I'd kill you.
:lol :lol
Goddammit, I love you.
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I'd love all of my people so long as they were in my country legally. Those who weren't could get the fuck out. :) We'd also speak English, yay!
Oh, and if you drove drunk and killed someone, I'd kill you.
:lol :lol
Goddammit, I love you.
I know. :heart