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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on August 16, 2006, 12:12:44 PM

Title: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 16, 2006, 12:12:44 PM: (http://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiaggio/telefilm/monk.jpg)

Cause you suck. It got how many seasons? While good shows are cancelled this one continued to go on. Every episode was the same. >:(

1. CRIME HAPPENS
2. MONK SHOWS UP WITH TOKEN CARETAKER WOMAN
3. COPS DOUBT MONK, CARETAKER WOMAN NODS KNOWINGLY AS MONK SNIFFS VICTIMS UNDERWEAR
4. MONK WANDERS AROUND HIS DAILY LIFE MAKING LEAPS OF INTUITUION THAT RIVAL JESUS' ABILITIES.
5. MONK SOLVES CRIME AS COPS STAND AROUND SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS.
6. CARETAKER WOMAN SEZ I TOLD U SO WITH A GLANCE AND WALKS OFF WITH MONK AS HE DESCRIBES HIS FAVORITE BURLAP SACK.
7. MONK GETS JELLO

(this rant was provided in caps at the expense of the black stallion foundation)
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 16, 2006, 12:14:58 PM: Why are you mad at Monk when JAG was on the air for like, a decade.
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 16, 2006, 12:15:48 PM: Yo bruh, what's up wid airline food? It ain't whoa. Airline food preparation staff should just com-mit that shit. Futhermore, I enjoy the company of obese women. <insert Dane Cook gag reflavored with poorly-screed "street" elements>
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: Cyanista on August 16, 2006, 12:17:06 PM: I liked monk before they switched token caretaker woman. That isn't to say I watched it all the time, but I find Tony Shaloub oddly charming.
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 16, 2006, 12:17:23 PM: JAG had Catherine Bell and OMG OMG OMG OMG. Just OMG.
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 16, 2006, 12:18:34 PM: I used to think she was hot until I find out she was a Scientologist.
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 16, 2006, 12:21:20 PM: Jag was at least funny, maybe for pathetic reasons, but that's still funnier than MONK
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 16, 2006, 12:22:26 PM: The only thing that was funny was when I saw Catherine Bell do softcore porn.
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 16, 2006, 12:23:19 PM: That just makes her HOTTER.

(http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actresses/catherine_bell/enlarge/catherine_bell_1.jpg)

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 16, 2006, 12:27:59 PM: That was before she turned Xenu on us.
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: morphix on August 16, 2006, 04:24:20 PM: I fucking love Monk.

I got it all on DVD and I even watch it instead of Stargate SG1 (DVR SG1).

If anyone likes Monk check out Psych, same type of show but for the hip people :)
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: Error Macro on August 16, 2006, 04:31:35 PM: Yep. Love Monk. Bitty Schram was good, but I think I might like the show slightly better with Traylor Howard, even if her character isn't as strong.

Monk is good, wholesome fun. It's not vulgar, it doesn't try to shock you, and it's not excessively violent. I think that's part of the reason why it's so popular. Plus, I hope people are sick of the twenty-nine different flavors of Law & Order and CSI.
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 16, 2006, 04:32:46 PM: Guys! youre watching MATLOCK! MURDER SHE WROTE!
Title: Re: Who here liked that show MONK.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 16, 2006, 04:33:33 PM: Conan's bit on doing a Law & Order Emmy Award Show for just the Law & Order's was the best thing he's ever done.