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Title: Girls should be Taller
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 01:47:46 AM
Tall girls are hot. Not taller tha me, but somewhere around 5'10" would be perfect.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Boogie on February 08, 2007, 01:49:21 AM
I know this will come as a shock to you, FoC, but they do come in that size.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2007, 01:50:02 AM
Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 01:50:30 AM
I know this will come as a shock to you, FoC, but they do come in that size.

Yea i know, but its not the norm. In fact this girl in my producing class kept turning around and smiling at me today. She is pretty tall.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: cloudwalking on February 08, 2007, 01:58:12 AM
i'm 5'3 :gloomy
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 08, 2007, 02:02:14 AM
Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?

Wow Im taller than Himumu
i'm 5'3 :gloomy

Way taller than you midget
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Vizzys on February 08, 2007, 02:03:47 AM
I like short girls :)
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2007, 02:14:25 AM
Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?
:lol

You're the smallest black man I've ever heard of

I'm 6'2 :punch
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2007, 02:19:03 AM
You're the smallest black man I've ever heard of

mugsy bogues is shorter

You obviously ain't seen that many negroes then son
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 02:19:20 AM
Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?
:lol

You're the smallest black man I've ever heard of

I'm 6'2 :punch

And im still twice your size.  :punch
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: bagofeyes on February 08, 2007, 02:20:39 AM
Nah, I need the height advantage as a symbol of my authority and superiority
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 08, 2007, 02:21:42 AM
Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?
:lol

You're the smallest black man I've ever heard of

I'm 6'2 :punch

And im still twice your size.  :punch

You're 12'4?
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 08, 2007, 02:24:43 AM
Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?

Amen. Get the fuck out with this shit.

Cloud 5'3"  :heart
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2007, 02:25:43 AM
I LOVE short girls. Tall girls and people in general look like giraffes!
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 02:26:57 AM
How much does it suck to be short? I bet it sucks real bad.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: bagofeyes on February 08, 2007, 02:28:48 AM
Shortness is not a good look for guys. Lucky I'm 6'2
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: BlackMage on February 08, 2007, 02:34:46 AM
I'm 6'3" and a halfz0rs but I have never had a GF over the height of 5'5". Not that i've had that many girlfriends...
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: xnikki118x on February 08, 2007, 02:36:47 AM
i'm 5'3 :gloomy

Me too. I wouldn't mind being like 5'7" but that's how tall James is, and I have to be shorter than my guy. That's my only requirement is that he's taller than I am.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: BlackMage on February 08, 2007, 02:38:58 AM
i'm 5'3 :gloomy

Me too. I wouldn't mind being like 5'7" but that's how tall James is, and I have to be shorter than my guy. That's my only requirement is that he's taller than I am.

that is your ONLY requirement? where are all the women like you?  :-*
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 08, 2007, 02:39:48 AM
That requirement sucks.  :'(
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: xnikki118x on February 08, 2007, 03:02:47 AM
i'm 5'3 :gloomy

Me too. I wouldn't mind being like 5'7" but that's how tall James is, and I have to be shorter than my guy. That's my only requirement is that he's taller than I am.

that is your ONLY requirement? where are all the women like you?  :-*

Yep. I've dated fat guys, scrawny guys, whatever. I don't know if I'd do interracial just because of my pop's views on things, but as far as physical appearance is concerned, I only need for him to be taller than I am.

That is, of course, assuming he bathes regularly and wears clean clothes and stuff.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: bagofeyes on February 08, 2007, 03:05:07 AM
i'm 5'3 :gloomy

Me too. I wouldn't mind being like 5'7" but that's how tall James is, and I have to be shorter than my guy. That's my only requirement is that he's taller than I am.

that is your ONLY requirement? where are all the women like you?  :-*

Yep. I've dated fat guys, scrawny guys, whatever. I don't know if I'd do interracial just because of my pop's views on things, but as far as physical appearance is concerned, I only need for him to be taller than I am.

That is, of course, assuming he bathes regularly and wears clean clothes and stuff.

I'd hate to be your boyfriend right now. 'Looks aren't important to me. I don't care if he's fat or ugly'
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Beezy on February 08, 2007, 03:30:24 AM
I'm 5'9" or 5'10". I wish that I could at least be 6'1" like my brother. Tall women are sexy. :'(
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: cloudwalking on February 08, 2007, 04:03:32 AM
How much does it suck to be short? I bet it sucks real bad.

there are things that suck about it. i can't reach stuff that is up high, like the stuff at the back of the top shelf of the cupboards, or stuff that's up on the fridge. i still do some counter-climbing unless there's someone around to reach that stuff for me.

i'm also bad at basketball, it's easy for me to get lost in crowds, and when i go to the movies the person in front of me is always blocking my view.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2007, 04:07:57 AM
Guys should be tall and girls should be short.  Confirmed.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Mike Works on February 08, 2007, 07:21:00 AM
i just pictured cloudwalking being chased by a killer in a slasher movie, and just when it looks like she's going to make it out of the house, she runs into one of those baby fences and can't get over it
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: cloudwalking on February 08, 2007, 07:33:57 AM
i just pictured cloudwalking being chased by a killer in a slasher movie, and just when it looks like she's going to make it out of the house, she runs into one of those baby fences and can't get over it

we have one of those gates in my house for my sister's daughter and i have a hell of a time getting over it, especially if i am carrying something

so, you wouldn't be far off.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: tiesto on February 08, 2007, 08:17:40 AM
I vastly prefer short girls (4'11"-5'3") but most of the girls I end up dating, or who end up liking me are 5'10"-6'... seriously. For the record, I'm 5'10".
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: cloudwalking on February 08, 2007, 08:24:55 AM
i don't have a problem with my shortness so much as my short legs. i have really small but thin legs, mine are shorter than my friend's who is 5'1. so i like to wear high heels a lot so my legs look a bit longer.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: whiteACID on February 08, 2007, 11:06:07 AM
I'm 5'3" and I love my height.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2007, 11:08:21 AM
Wow the women here are smallll.

I'm not all into real tall women, but small women scare me. It would look very strange if I was seen walking around with someone who's 5'3

5'5 is a nice height for women imo.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 08, 2007, 12:01:29 PM
I'm 5'3" and I love my height.

 :heartbeat
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 08, 2007, 12:04:26 PM
I'm a big fan of a tall girl.  :-*
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 12:05:00 PM
It's a scientific fact that tall woman make erections faster.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Yeti on February 08, 2007, 12:56:21 PM
small women are better for cuddling.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 08, 2007, 01:24:25 PM
Liz Lemon: "Standing up? What? How does that even work?"
Jack Donaghy: "You're joking, right?"
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Tauntaun on February 08, 2007, 01:37:35 PM
I'm 5'5" (6" maybe :P) of PURE MAN!! :punch :punch
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Prost on February 08, 2007, 02:05:17 PM
considering average male height (damn you asians!, jk) in America is only 5'7, this would suck for a lot of guys... and a lot of girls too!
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2007, 02:06:49 PM
considering average male height (damn you asians!, jk) in America is only 5'7, this would suck for a lot of guys... and a lot of girls too!

So I'm not that short! WAHOO!
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 08, 2007, 02:41:41 PM
I'm average? Fuck yeah
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Tauntaun on February 08, 2007, 02:58:46 PM
I'm below average?  Waa waa wee waa, does this mean I get less harsh judgements if/when I commit a capital crime because I'm sub par?  Very nice!   :)
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: tiesto on February 08, 2007, 03:13:32 PM
considering average male height (damn you asians!, jk) in America is only 5'7, this would suck for a lot of guys... and a lot of girls too!

Really, I thought 5'9" is the average? Out of all the kids I knew from college I was one of the shortest ones. And my friends at home are all (slightly) taller than me. Or maybe that's just because my posture is horrible?
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 03:20:06 PM
Must really suck to be average height.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2007, 03:29:59 PM
Must really suck to be a cunt.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Bacon on February 08, 2007, 04:45:49 PM
I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 04:46:46 PM
I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.

What's it like to date a midget?
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 08, 2007, 04:48:14 PM
considering average male height (damn you asians!, jk) in America is only 5'7, this would suck for a lot of guys... and a lot of girls too!

Really, I thought 5'9" is the average? Out of all the kids I knew from college I was one of the shortest ones. And my friends at home are all (slightly) taller than me. Or maybe that's just because my posture is horrible?

Nah, you're right, at least according to Wikipedia. It's 5'9" in the U.S.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 08, 2007, 04:51:04 PM
I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.


And god knows, you need all the help you can get
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Bacon on February 08, 2007, 05:06:19 PM
I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.

What's it like to date a midget?

Kind of like dating a 5 year old, except the conversations are better.
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: makaveli on February 08, 2007, 05:07:47 PM
the best girls are bewtween 5 5 and 5 8
Title: Re: Girls should be Taller
Post by: Tauntaun on February 08, 2007, 05:08:40 PM
I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.

What's it like to date a midget?

Kind of like dating a 5 year old, except the conversations are better.

And the cops don't come bustin down your door, lol AMIRITE!?!?!

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