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Title: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 02:18:15 PM: DUDES.

I'm moving. I need to convince someone to live in my room. It's the living room of a 2 br apartment. It's cheap enough (483$ a month in W.Burg), but it has no windows and a minor roach problem. Mostly, I've taken to a polite coexistence with my creepy-crawly buddies, but if I'm gonna be showing the joint, I need to blitz those fuckers into space.

Look. I'm moving to be with a girl I love more than love and I can't do it until I rent this joint, so HELP A BROTHER OUT
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2007, 02:26:34 PM: Bait. Try raid.
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 02:41:05 PM: Quote from: Himuro on February 08, 2007, 02:26:34 PM
Bait. Try raid.

TRIED IT

NEXT
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: Beezy on February 08, 2007, 02:58:03 PM: Get the little black square Combat things and the Combat roach gel.

Sprays aren't gonna do shit except kill the few roaches that show themselves to you.
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: Tauntaun on February 08, 2007, 03:01:38 PM: (http://www.usna.edu/Users/history/scallaha/USMC-HC_files/Solomons%20Flamethrower.jpg)

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btw, COCKroach :lol :lol hehe, get it? COCK!
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Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 03:11:11 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on February 08, 2007, 03:01:38 PM
(http://www.usna.edu/Users/history/scallaha/USMC-HC_files/Solomons%20Flamethrower.jpg)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
btw, COCKroach :lol :lol hehe, get it? COCK!
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I'd like to e-lick-icate it. GET IT :-*
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: Tauntaun on February 08, 2007, 03:12:00 PM: (http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/Hard_Gay2-781022.jpg) :-*
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: Beezy on February 08, 2007, 03:18:02 PM: Quote from: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 03:11:11 PM
I'd like to e-lick-icate it. GET IT :-*

Listen to my advice! >:(
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 03:23:25 PM: Quote from: Beezy on February 08, 2007, 03:18:02 PM
Quote from: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 03:11:11 PM
I'd like to e-lick-icate it. GET IT :-*

Listen to my advice! >:(

I TRIED the black square things. I think it made more.

Like in Gremlins :( (http://www.teslogos.com/logos/Big-Logos/Stars/Star-Academy/Gremlins%20Poker%20Action%20Figure.jpg)
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 03:25:10 PM: Have you tried not living like a slob.
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2007, 03:28:25 PM: Quote from: Beezy on February 08, 2007, 02:58:03 PM
Get the little black square Combat things and the Combat roach gel.

Sprays aren't gonna do shit except kill the few roaches that show themselves to you.

Also, I hear they develop a resistence to the spray the more you spray them. Roaches will go to dead roaches and build up immunity.
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2007, 03:29:12 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 03:25:10 PM
Have you tried not living like a slob.

Are you fucking stupid? Roaches appear even in clean homes.
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: max_cool on February 08, 2007, 03:29:45 PM: make friends with them and explain your predicament, I'm sure they will be understanding and will stay out of sight while you're showing the place. Like in Joe's Apartment

(http://www.awn.com/mag/issue1.6/images/DilworthApt2.gif)
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 03:34:59 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 03:25:10 PM
Have you tried not living like a slob.

Have you tried not living in your parent's basement? It's a fucking city apartment with a basement that doubles as a swamp, you cretin.
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: Beezy on February 08, 2007, 03:35:28 PM: Quote from: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 03:23:25 PM
Quote from: Beezy on February 08, 2007, 03:18:02 PM
Quote from: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 03:11:11 PM
I'd like to e-lick-icate it. GET IT :-*

Listen to my advice! >:(

I TRIED the black square things. I think it made more.

Like in Gremlins :( http://www.teslogos.com/logos/Big-Logos/Stars/Star-Academy/Gremlins%20Poker%20Action%20Figure.jpg (http://www.teslogos.com/logos/Big-Logos/Stars/Star-Academy/Gremlins%20Poker%20Action%20Figure.jpg)

:lol

Use the squares and the gel at the same time. And use them mostly in your kitchen. It worked for my family when we lived in a 1st floor apartment with mainly poor black and puertorican people as our neighbors and a superintendent named Camacho.

Quote from: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 03:34:59 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 08, 2007, 03:25:10 PM
Have you tried not living like a slob.

Have you tried not living in your parent's basement? It's a fucking city apartment with a basement that doubles as a swamp, you cretin.

Ouch. I guess that's your main problem. :(
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 03:47:59 PM: When we first moved in, it was realtively bug free for a few weeks. Then we saw a few, called the Super, the super sent Pancho Villa to spray and they all moved into the bathroom. NOW THEY'RE BACK
Title: Re: Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2007, 03:50:30 PM: Do you have hardwood floors? If you do, use a cleaner with bleach. Even put some bleach on the walls and clean every surface with bleach.