THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on February 08, 2007, 05:43:33 PM
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Okay, so I'm trying to get this girl to sleep with me. Last night after some text messages, I got a "We'll see." Keep in mind, she has a boyfriend and her and I have fooled around, but never had sex. so I'm going to post the text messages and tell me if you think it's a good maybe or a bad maybe...
Her: I like you
Me: I like you more
Her: I doubt it.
Me: Prove it.
Her: How?
Me: I have a few ideas. Hehe. I sure do. Oh yeah. I mean... lolz
Her: Okay, like?
Me: Ok. well you would have to be here. So we have to wait.
Her: Well tell me what it is.
Me: You serious? You haven't figured out what it is yet? I was trying to be sly, but it's sex. lolz
Her: (I panicked a little after I saw this, but I regained my footing) Oh my god! Are you serious? I mean why? You don't like me. Why do you want to sleep with me? And if we do it what is going to happen?
Me: Holy crap sweetheart. I was only half serious. I do like you. And what do you mean what would happen?
Her: Yeah. What would happen after that? And why half serious?
Me: Nothing. It would be the same. What? Do you think I wouldn't call you or something? And I'm only half serious because I figured you would say no.
Her: No. It's just that will be weird. Don't you think?
Me: Has anything else we have done been weird?
Her: No but it is different. That would make me a slut. And yeah, I would think that you wouldn't call me because it might be horrible. Lol
Me: I don't think it would make you a slut. And I don't see why it would be weird. And I would call you no matter how bad it was!
Her: You're mean. I guess I should say thank you though? Lol.
Me: How am I mean? I thought it was a polite gesture.
Her: Sure. It's that you think I'm awful in bed.
Me: Well I wouldn't know that... yet.
Her: I want to know if I am.
Me: Me too.
Her: Lol. You are cute. We'll see.
Later today...
Her: The kiss between pam and jim was of the sweeter kises I have seen. So awesome.
Me: :( What about ours?
Her: Yeah it was good. But we need to practice more.
Me: Well why don't we set up an appointment to practice for today?
so, she's coming over tonight. You think I can get it or no? Let's find out.
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Watch the office with her and laugh yer heart out with 'er
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Its strange how The Office has turned into some show that leads into sex romps. I know other people use it that way too. Who woulda thought? :lol
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Watch the office with her and laugh yer heart out with 'er
She just finished Season 2 last night.
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Maybe I should make you a mixtape.
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Hell yeah man she likes the office. She's a keeper.
Have her watch the brit version too!
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she has a boyfriend and her and I have fooled around, but never had sex.
:punch Sucks for him lolz
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Maybe I should make you a mixtape.
You have good taste in music. Please do.
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haven't you posted this or something similar before?
I voted yes because I have high hopes, but from the sound of the conversation, id say no but you'll get something.
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At around 9pm CST, I'm going to lock the thread until I have my results. Afterwards, I'll reopen with the results.
And no, I don't think I've posted anything like this before.
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Hmmm good luck,make sure to give her the shocker and no ass to mouth!
Gotta let her ease in with you.
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Hmmm good luck,make sure to give her the shocker and no ass to mouth!
Gotta let her ease in with you.
But I love ass to mouth.
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She has a boyfriend? Don't be a dick.
:-[
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Nope. He didn't.