THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on February 11, 2007, 09:40:42 AM
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So I'm at my place and there's a knock on the door..
*knock knock*
I think, "Who the hell could that be?" I open it up and it's Mandark. He's piss drunk and going on and on about some sheep at a carnival. I invite him in and start to get him some coffee. I put him on my couch and told him to wait there and turned on the Spongebob Squarepants Movie for him.
Well I'm in the kitchen making the coffee when I hear him screaming!
I run into the living room to see what's wrong and I see myself standing on leg knocking that sumbitch out from behind. I think to myself, "There can't be two of me!"
Then "I" turn around and look at me and say with a grin on my face "Make some pancakes while you're at it, bitch."
Second weirdest night ever.
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BEL AIR DETECTED: DO NOT READ!
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MANDARK NEVER GAVE HIS SIDE OF THE STORY ON THIS
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I wish to put it up emoticon Suzann's asssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
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This is a very interesting story. Next you'll be saying it was your evil clone who came to visit me last weekend, tied me down to the bed and then in excruciatingly slow fashion pulled out every single one of my chest hairs.
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I think I was really drunk when I wrote this. I think I was going to turn it into a short story and never did.
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I think it was going to turn into erotica.
...It still can, you know.
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You expect your clone to satisfy a man AND make you breakfast?
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You expect your clone to satisfy a man AND make you breakfast?
I don't know what I was thinking.
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Michael Keaton can do it.
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emoyivon suzzan!!!!!!!!!
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emoyivon suzzan!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
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Okay, round robin story time. Each member will write a paragraph or two and then another member will continue the story. Let's get started! Here's my contribution to the Mupepe Fanfiction Thread:
Ed slowly and groggily woke up to darkness. I had way too much booze last night, he thought. The stale stench of vomit mixed with sweat and semen permeated the room. Ed shook his head and blinked as his eyes adjusted to the darkness. To his right was a sleeping shape, but he couldn't make out who it was. He lifted up his bedsheet to discover he was nude, and a crumpled condom still hung from his wrinkled penis.
He slowly stood up, careful not to disturb the sleeping body next to him, and tried to feel his way to a door. As he did so, the bed's occupant moved around and mumbled. Shit! Ed thought. I gotta get out of here before this bitch wakes up. He panicked and ran towards the direction he thought the door might be in, only to trip on his own shoes. Trying to support himself, he grabbed at the wall, accidentally hitting the light switch!
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emoyivon suzzan!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
from the commerical does this ;) when shes feeling cheecky. her ass is mine to plow!!!!
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:S
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r u a bear
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you must have been really drunk