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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Polari on February 12, 2007, 02:49:47 AM

Title: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Polari on February 12, 2007, 02:49:47 AM
'Cos I haven't been on the Internet for ages and don't know whether we have or haven't.

http://www.worldpressphoto.com/index.php?option=com_photogallery&task=view&id=875&Itemid=146&bandwidth=high
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 12, 2007, 02:51:09 AM
oh my fucking god
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: BlackMage on February 12, 2007, 02:51:30 AM
I don't want to be a dick and I feel bad for the guy but her facial expression is PRICELESS.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Polari on February 12, 2007, 02:53:27 AM
(http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4880/6938468detail550nf5.jpg)
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 12, 2007, 02:55:23 AM
Christ, I'd never be able to look that guy in the face again
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Bacon on February 12, 2007, 03:06:34 AM
Fuck, I'm an awful person.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 03:08:36 AM
Wow. That's disturbing. Reminds me of One by Metallica :(

Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Prost on February 12, 2007, 03:08:49 AM
Oh my god come on........  This is on the extreme level here...

This is something I'd only expect to see on OA....  come on.......   that's just not right...
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Polari on February 12, 2007, 03:12:26 AM
Oh my god come on........  This is on the extreme level here...

This is something I'd only expect to see on OA....  come on.......   that's just not right...

I'll have you know that these photos were in People magazine. :elephant
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 03:12:37 AM
That's heartbreaking.  Go America, shithole of the universe!
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Polari on February 12, 2007, 03:14:04 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/andreisama/dogg.jpg)
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 03:15:09 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Bacon on February 12, 2007, 03:16:05 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Where are you at?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 12, 2007, 03:16:32 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Why do you?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 03:18:43 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Where are you at?

The US, but it is my active goal to not remain here.  I was born here, and ridiculous worldwide immigration laws make it difficult to leave.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 12, 2007, 03:20:45 AM
You could come to Japan at any time. Unless you're a racist...  :o
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Catz on February 12, 2007, 03:21:24 AM
'Cos I haven't been on the Internet for ages and don't know whether we have or haven't.

http://www.worldpressphoto.com/index.php?option=com_photogallery&task=view&id=875&Itemid=146&bandwidth=high

that's heart breaking  :'(
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 03:25:55 AM
You could come to Japan at any time. Unless you're a racist...  :o

Japan blows.  I'm more of a european guy.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Polari on February 12, 2007, 03:26:02 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Where are you at?

The US, but it is my active goal to not remain here.  I was born here, and ridiculous worldwide immigration laws make it difficult to leave.


New Zealand loves Americans and doesn't start wars. :heartbeat
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 03:26:41 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Where are you at?

The US, but it is my active goal to not remain here.  I was born here, and ridiculous worldwide immigration laws make it difficult to leave.


New Zealand loves Americans and doesn't start wars. :heartbeat

How harsh are their immigration laws?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 03:26:51 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Are you trying to bait people with this bullshit?

Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: xnikki118x on February 12, 2007, 03:27:08 AM
I was repulsed by that at first, and it makes me feel like a horrible and awful person.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 12, 2007, 03:27:57 AM
Europe's full of wankers. And they hate Americans.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 03:31:25 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Are you trying to bait people with this bullshit?

What am I baiting people with?  Are they not walking out of a high school?  Is the foreign policy of the US not disgusting?

Quote
Europe's full of wankers. And they hate Americans.

I hate most americans, too.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 03:33:08 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Are you trying to bait people with this bullshit?

What am I baiting people with?  Are they not walking out of a high school?  Is the foreign policy of the US not disgusting?

Either you're baiting or being a complete jerk. I'm not falling for it either way.

Declaring the US the "most revolting place in the world" is beyond stupid - which is why I felt you were baiting
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Polari on February 12, 2007, 03:33:11 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Where are you at?

The US, but it is my active goal to not remain here.  I was born here, and ridiculous worldwide immigration laws make it difficult to leave.


New Zealand loves Americans and doesn't start wars. :heartbeat

How harsh are their immigration laws?

Must be pretty easy because half the people I serve at work are Americans.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 12, 2007, 03:33:52 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Are you trying to bait people with this bullshit?

What am I baiting people with?  Are they not walking out of a high school?  Is the foreign policy of the US not disgusting?

Quote
Europe's full of wankers. And they hate Americans.

I hate most americans, too.

Too bad you are one

Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 03:35:25 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Are you trying to bait people with this bullshit?

What am I baiting people with?  Are they not walking out of a high school?  Is the foreign policy of the US not disgusting?

Either you're baiting or being a complete jerk. I'm not falling for it either way.

Declaring the US the "most revolting place in the world" is beyond stupid - which is why I felt you were baiting

Is the US not the most awful major player on the world's stage?  I think you'd have to be a fool to disagree.  They refuse to go along with the world's courts, but think it's cool to use the UN, while at the same time ignoring the things they say.  The US is an awful, awful player on the world's stage.  And the US, the nation itself, is filled with backwards rednecks.

The US deserves trade restriction more than Iraq does, and if the current cabinet isn't indicted and imprisoned for war crimes, DC deserves to be bombed back to the 12th century.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 03:38:21 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Are you trying to bait people with this bullshit?

What am I baiting people with?  Are they not walking out of a high school?  Is the foreign policy of the US not disgusting?

Either you're baiting or being a complete jerk. I'm not falling for it either way.

Declaring the US the "most revolting place in the world" is beyond stupid - which is why I felt you were baiting

Is the US not the most awful major player on the world's stage?  I think you'd have to be a fool to disagree.  They refuse to go along with the world's courts, but think it's cool to use the UN, while at the same time ignoring the things they say.  The US is an awful, awful player on the world's stage.  And the US, the nation itself, is filled with backwards rednecks.

The US deserves trade restriction more than Iraq does, and if the current cabinet isn't indicted and imprisoned for war crimes, DC deserves to be bombed back to the 12th century.

That's a far cry from your original statement that it's "most revolting place in the world".

Whatever though
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 03:40:17 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Are you trying to bait people with this bullshit?

What am I baiting people with?  Are they not walking out of a high school?  Is the foreign policy of the US not disgusting?

Either you're baiting or being a complete jerk. I'm not falling for it either way.

Declaring the US the "most revolting place in the world" is beyond stupid - which is why I felt you were baiting

Is the US not the most awful major player on the world's stage?  I think you'd have to be a fool to disagree.  They refuse to go along with the world's courts, but think it's cool to use the UN, while at the same time ignoring the things they say.  The US is an awful, awful player on the world's stage.  And the US, the nation itself, is filled with backwards rednecks.

The US deserves trade restriction more than Iraq does, and if the current cabinet isn't indicted and imprisoned for war crimes, DC deserves to be bombed back to the 12th century.

That's a far cry from your original statement that it's "most revolting place in the world".

Whatever though

How is it a far cry?  Have you heard of hyperbole, PD?  You are an educated man.  Of course I'm not going to consider the unlivable areas, ie, all of Africa and most of Asia.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 03:59:01 AM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Are you trying to bait people with this bullshit?

What am I baiting people with?  Are they not walking out of a high school?  Is the foreign policy of the US not disgusting?

Either you're baiting or being a complete jerk. I'm not falling for it either way.

Declaring the US the "most revolting place in the world" is beyond stupid - which is why I felt you were baiting

Is the US not the most awful major player on the world's stage?  I think you'd have to be a fool to disagree.  They refuse to go along with the world's courts, but think it's cool to use the UN, while at the same time ignoring the things they say.  The US is an awful, awful player on the world's stage.  And the US, the nation itself, is filled with backwards rednecks.

The US deserves trade restriction more than Iraq does, and if the current cabinet isn't indicted and imprisoned for war crimes, DC deserves to be bombed back to the 12th century.

That's a far cry from your original statement that it's "most revolting place in the world".

Whatever though

How is it a far cry?  Have you heard of hyperbole, PD?  You are an educated man.  Of course I'm not going to consider the unlivable areas, ie, all of Africa and most of Asia.

That's exactly what it is, hyperbole. Yet you're presenting it as fact. Ever heard of North Korea? Saudi Arabia? China? Come on.



Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: The Black Stallion on February 12, 2007, 04:03:06 AM
Yeah... if I ever get in an accident and come out of it looking like that they better cryogenically freeze me and thaw me out when they have a cure.

Dude's wife took an L for that shit.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 04:04:31 AM
Yeah... if I ever get in an accident and come out of it looking like that they better cryogenically freeze me and thaw me out when they have a cure.

Dude's wife took an L for that shit.

Shut the fuck up Steele. GOD DAMN






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Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: The Black Stallion on February 12, 2007, 04:11:48 AM
Seriously though, homie looks like Sloth. But wifing that chick while looking like that is some real pimp shit. He probably had to force himself onto her. Like "Bitch, you wish I was dead, huh? Well I got news for you, IT AIN'T OVA!"

Like I said earlier... the only loser in this situation is the wife. Could you imagine how fucking scary it would be to wake up next to that thing while it's having night terrors in your bed?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Polari on February 12, 2007, 04:15:17 AM
Seriously though, homie looks like Sloth. But wifing that chick while looking like that is some real pimp shit. He probably had to force himself onto her. Like "Bitch, you wish I was dead, huh? Well I got news for you, IT AIN'T OVA!"

Like I said earlier... the only loser in this situation is the wife. Could you imagine how fucking scary it would be to wake up next to that thing while it's having night terrors in your bed?

I wouldn't wish that wedding night on anyone, even you.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 12, 2007, 04:27:30 AM
Well, I think I'm all done here.  Whoever's in charge can just delete my user account. 
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: cloudwalking on February 12, 2007, 04:38:41 AM
wow... just wow.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: The Black Stallion on February 12, 2007, 12:13:32 PM
What? Was it something I said?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 12:15:51 PM
Seriously though, homie looks like Sloth. But wifing that chick while looking like that is some real pimp shit. He probably had to force himself onto her. Like "Bitch, you wish I was dead, huh? Well I got news for you, IT AIN'T OVA!"

:lol

It's probably more like, "Honey, you know if you want me to get JUICY you have to put the fucking Tom Selleck mask on."
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 12:24:28 PM
And like that, TBS sent us all to hell
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 12:27:01 PM
The girls face in the wedding photo says it all. I think her face perfectly portrays america's feelings right now.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Prost on February 12, 2007, 12:48:06 PM
I was repulsed by that at first, and it makes me feel like a horrible and awful person.
You should be repulsed, that's what war does.  That's the idea...
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Prost on February 12, 2007, 12:50:45 PM
Fuck, coming out of a high school, no less.  The US is the most revolting place in the world.  I can't believe anyone wants to remain there.

Are you trying to bait people with this bullshit?

What am I baiting people with?  Are they not walking out of a high school?  Is the foreign policy of the US not disgusting?

Either you're baiting or being a complete jerk. I'm not falling for it either way.

Declaring the US the "most revolting place in the world" is beyond stupid - which is why I felt you were baiting

Is the US not the most awful major player on the world's stage?  I think you'd have to be a fool to disagree.  They refuse to go along with the world's courts, but think it's cool to use the UN, while at the same time ignoring the things they say.  The US is an awful, awful player on the world's stage.  And the US, the nation itself, is filled with backwards rednecks.

The US deserves trade restriction more than Iraq does, and if the current cabinet isn't indicted and imprisoned for war crimes, DC deserves to be bombed back to the 12th century.

That's a far cry from your original statement that it's "most revolting place in the world".

Whatever though

How is it a far cry?  Have you heard of hyperbole, PD?  You are an educated man.  Of course I'm not going to consider the unlivable areas, ie, all of Africa and most of Asia.
Wow fuck you for ripping on our country.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 12, 2007, 12:57:07 PM
This thread makes me feel funny
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:01:33 PM
what's so special about our country? why shouldn't we rip on it?

patriotism (and its even more abusive father, nationalism) are fuckin' creepy sentiments.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 12, 2007, 01:03:45 PM
and jingoism! attach that ribbon magnet on your car so that when you're tired of rooting for that cause, you can easily remove it with no annoying traces!
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:05:24 PM
hey, i'll defend the left coast to the death, but the creepy midwest and its terrorist-lite religious values? fuck dat!
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 12, 2007, 01:07:06 PM
war is just awful, that's all there is to it.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:08:39 PM
what's so special about our country? why shouldn't we rip on it?

patriotism (and its even more abusive father, nationalism) are fuckin' creepy sentiments.

We should all rip on our country with valid comments, because thats what democracy is for. But saying stupid shit like "OMG America is the worst, I'm moving to rawanda" is stupid. America is kind of special.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 01:12:15 PM
what's so special about our country? why shouldn't we rip on it?

patriotism (and its even more abusive father, nationalism) are fuckin' creepy sentiments.

We should all rip on our country with valid comments, because thats what democracy is for. But saying stupid shit like "OMG America is the worst, I'm moving to rawanda" is stupid. America is kind of special.

How about this:  Everything that isn't a coast in America is a frickin toilet?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 12, 2007, 01:13:47 PM
what's so special about our country? why shouldn't we rip on it?

patriotism (and its even more abusive father, nationalism) are fuckin' creepy sentiments.

We should all rip on our country with valid comments, because thats what democracy is for. But saying stupid shit like "OMG America is the worst, I'm moving to rawanda" is stupid. America is kind of special.

How about this:  Everything that isn't a coast in America is a frickin toilet?

Generalizations ftl...
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 12, 2007, 01:14:39 PM
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 01:15:36 PM
Yeah, that's ridiculous.

I know, I'm just trolling the landlocked fuckwads FoC and PD.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:16:31 PM
how is it "kind of special" -- well, unless you meant distinguished mentally-challenged.

the founding fathers had great ideas and a good execution, but as time has progressed, this country of religious and nationalistic idiots has squandered that brilliance, making us the cultural laughing stock of the first world. our greatest contributions lie in the records of our country's ancestors, not in this current era of insular, media-addled pandering to the status quo. bring back elitism! give the idiots a light to struggle towards, and don't drag our best into their fog of quasi-religious, jingoistic, reactionary insularity.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:16:49 PM
It is a well known and documented fact that Texas is the best state in the union.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 12, 2007, 01:18:47 PM
I know, I'm just trolling the landlocked fuckwads FoC and PD.


Ah. Carry on then
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:19:43 PM
Texas is just North Mexico minus Catholicism.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:20:05 PM
how is it "kind of special" -- well, unless you meant distinguished mentally-challenged.

the founding fathers had great ideas and a good execution, but as time has progressed, this country of religious and nationalistic idiots has squandered that brilliance, making us the cultural laughing stock of the first world. our greatest contributions lie in the records of our country's ancestors, not in this current era of insular, media-addled pandering to the status quo. bring back elitism! give the idiots a light to struggle towards, and don't drag our best into their fog of quasi-religious, jingoistic, reactionary insularity.

I'm grateful that I can go to the grocery store and buy food. I have never gone hungry. I have running water and electricty. I attended an outstanding public school with great teachers. I go to one of the best public universities in the country and maybe the world. I can vote on my local, state and national leaders and I am free to say whatever I want. I have more papers to chose from than I will ever know. I can go to a doctor at anytime and be treated for almost any disease known to mankind. And not to mention, I can search google without ever having my searches censored.


I'd say I live in a damn fine country.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 01:21:44 PM
how is it "kind of special" -- well, unless you meant distinguished mentally-challenged.

the founding fathers had great ideas and a good execution, but as time has progressed, this country of religious and nationalistic idiots has squandered that brilliance, making us the cultural laughing stock of the first world. our greatest contributions lie in the records of our country's ancestors, not in this current era of insular, media-addled pandering to the status quo. bring back elitism! give the idiots a light to struggle towards, and don't drag our best into their fog of quasi-religious, jingoistic, reactionary insularity.

I'm grateful that I can go to the grocery store and buy food. I have never gone hungry. I have running water and electricty. I attended an outstanding public school with great teachers. I go to one of the best public universities in the country and maybe the world. I can vote on my local, state and national leaders and I am free to say whatever I want. I have more papers to chose from than I will ever know. I can go to a doctor at anytime and be treated for almost any disease known to mankind. And not to mention, I can search google without ever having my searches censored.


I'd say I live in a damn fine country.

Um, most (in some cases ALL) of this in true in most western nations.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:21:57 PM
Yall do know im not a republican right?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2007, 01:22:20 PM
It is a well known and documented fact that Texas is the best state in the union.

The only good thing about Texas:
(http://www.betadvice.net/images/uploads/nowitzki.jpg)

Texas is just North Mexico minus Catholicism.
but with more Mexicans.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 01:22:27 PM
Yall do know im not a republican right?

You just said "yall."
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2007, 01:23:17 PM
Yall do know im not a republican right?

You just said "yall."
Eh?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:24:04 PM
Um, most (in some cases ALL) of this in true in most western nations.

That's true, but yall act like everbody who doesnt agree with yall must think the way they do because of Jesus or something. Have yall ever stoped and thought that maybe someone just thinks differently than you?

Yall know i'm not a republican right? I hate the war and I hate everything associated with it. But god damn it, yall do nothing to further liberal or democratic causes when you just say shit like "America sucks blah blah blah"
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 01:25:13 PM
Stop that!  You're doing it ON PURPOSE now.  ARGHAHAHA where's my tom selleck mask.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:25:44 PM
why would we care about furthering liberal or democratic causes? you know tvc isn't a liberal OR a democrat, right?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:26:13 PM
why would we care about furthering liberal or democratic causes? you know tvc isn't a liberal OR a democrat, right?

 :rofl

He's a GAF mod, that makes him about as far left as you can go.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:26:38 PM
how is it "kind of special" -- well, unless you meant distinguished mentally-challenged.

the founding fathers had great ideas and a good execution, but as time has progressed, this country of religious and nationalistic idiots has squandered that brilliance, making us the cultural laughing stock of the first world. our greatest contributions lie in the records of our country's ancestors, not in this current era of insular, media-addled pandering to the status quo. bring back elitism! give the idiots a light to struggle towards, and don't drag our best into their fog of quasi-religious, jingoistic, reactionary insularity.

I'm grateful that I can go to the grocery store and buy food. I have never gone hungry. I have running water and electricty. I attended an outstanding public school with great teachers. I go to one of the best public universities in the country and maybe the world. I can vote on my local, state and national leaders and I am free to say whatever I want. I have more papers to chose from than I will ever know. I can go to a doctor at anytime and be treated for almost any disease known to mankind. And not to mention, I can search google without ever having my searches censored.


I'd say I live in a damn fine country.

i'd say you live in the first-world. none of that is special to america.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:28:01 PM
i fight over politics with tvc all the time. i'm pretty sure he's a dyed-in-the-wool libby-hating libertarian, right down to his pantsless Howard Roark fetishwear and "Atlus Fucked" buttplug.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
I wish I had running water. Golly must be nice to be an American.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:29:08 PM
You guys are right. America sucks and we should all be socialists forever.


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Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2007, 01:30:17 PM
You guys are right. America sucks and we should all be socialists forever.


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Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:30:57 PM
yeah, because turning socialist is the only logical response.

i refuse to believe you've even attended college. no-one with a basic education should be this dumb. no-one.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:32:05 PM
Ok let's move the topic in another direction. Drinky Cow is now running for president. Please tell me how you would return America to it's former glory.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 12, 2007, 01:32:20 PM
I say FoC is from the Opa-Opa school of acting dumber than he really is for attention
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:33:51 PM
We've had one bad president and now yall act like america rapes babies on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 01:34:10 PM
Ok let's move the topic in another direction. Drinky Cow is now running for president. Please tell me how you would return America to it's former glory.

Murder all the religious.  Burn down DC.  Abolish all laws that limit individual freedom.  Abolish income tax.  Give everyone back an extra big tax return and a bunch of guns.

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We've had one bad president and now yall act like america rapes babies on a regular basis.

Dude, we haven't had a good president since like Teddy Fucking Roosevelt.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:35:03 PM
Ok let's move the topic in another direction. Drinky Cow is now running for president. Please tell me how you would return America to it's former glory.

Murder all the religious.  Burn down DC.  Abolish all laws that limit individual freedom.  Abolish income tax.  Give everyone back an extra big tax return and a bunch of guns.


 ::) ::)
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:36:22 PM


Dude, we haven't had a good president since like Teddy Fucking Roosevelt.

Eisenhower was the bomb-diggety.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:38:10 PM
saint, i'm in a good mood and willing to humor him.

flame: that's a nonsensical question. how do i expect to roll back 200 years of pandering to the status quo in only 4 or 8? do i have full control of congress? i'd definitely be known as an education president, at least -- and you probably wouldn't have graduated under my rules!

:punch teddy rules :punch
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 01:38:34 PM


Dude, we haven't had a good president since like Teddy Fucking Roosevelt.

Eisenhower was the bomb-diggety.

Nope.  He failed to remove all the commie bullshit FDR put into place.  Even FDR never meant his various ABC programs to be permanent.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:39:08 PM
saint, i'm in a good mood and willing to humor him.

flame: that's a nonsensical question. how do i expect to roll back 200 years of pandering to the status quo in only 4 or 8? do i have full control of congress? i'd definitely be known as an education president, at least -- and you probably wouldn't have graduated under my rules!

 ::) Oh please. 200 years?  :lol :lol That's it you're a dumb ass confirmed.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 01:39:17 PM
Holy shit..
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2007, 01:39:52 PM
saint, i'm in a good mood and willing to humor him.

flame: that's a nonsensical question. how do i expect to roll back 200 years of pandering to the status quo in only 4 or 8? do i have full control of congress? i'd definitely be known as an education president, at least -- and you probably wouldn't have graduated under my rules!

:punch teddy rules :punch

Like Bush?
(http://www.mpturner.net/images/EducationFunding.gif)

Teddy does rule.

Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:40:43 PM
In my opinion education isnt something the Federal government even needs to have their hands in. Minimal participation at best.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:42:36 PM
so texans can replace science with bible study? sure, as long as you officially secede!
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 01:43:12 PM
Are there before and after pics?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 01:43:38 PM
Also, my first act as president would be to hose down the poor with aids-infected semen.

saint, i'm in a good mood and willing to humor him.

flame: that's a nonsensical question. how do i expect to roll back 200 years of pandering to the status quo in only 4 or 8? do i have full control of congress? i'd definitely be known as an education president, at least -- and you probably wouldn't have graduated under my rules!

:punch teddy rules :punch

Like Bush?
(http://www.mpturner.net/images/EducationFunding.gif)

Teddy does rule.



Bush?  The No Child Left Behind president?  No amount of money put into education could make up for such an ass-backwards and self-defeating policy.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:44:22 PM
malek: no, bush won't -- NCLB has done more damage to US education despite the amount of dollars pissed away to back it. It's a giant budgetary black hole that, when the dollars do get distributed, go to prop up affluent whitebread schools and encourage the best teachers to abandon difficult posts.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 12, 2007, 01:44:42 PM
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Oh god. :(
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:44:57 PM
so texans can replace science with bible study? sure, as long as you officially secede!

Huk Huk everyone in Texas is the same, we all ride horses to work and carry guns.  :dur Stereotypes are FunY
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 01:46:15 PM
so texans can replace science with bible study? sure, as long as you officially secede!

Huk Huk everyone in Texas is the same, we all ride horses to work and carry guns.  :dur Stereotypes are FunY

Well, he knows me and Mupepe don't.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:46:35 PM
FoC: so why aren't you working to rectify the stereotype by developing a personal acumen other than forum idiot? so far, "uneducated yokel" seems to be your badge, as well

Himuro, I consider you and 'pepe as honorary Washingtonians. :-[
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:47:15 PM
Why is it ok for Dinky to sterotype texans, and its not ok for me to stereotype middle eastern culture.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:48:45 PM
because i lived in Oklahoma and Texas for seven years? but lemme ask you: why is it okay for you to stereotype Muslims, and NOT okay for me to stereotype Texans?
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:51:17 PM
because i lived in Oklahoma and Texas for seven years? but lemme ask you: why is it okay for you to stereotype Muslims, and NOT okay for me to stereotype Texans?

Cause texans dont strap bombs to themselves to kill people they don't agree with. Just a thought.

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Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 01:51:46 PM
yawn

I've got better things to do than fall for bullshit. Let it be FoC, they're trying to piss you off
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2007, 01:52:00 PM
Texans just lynch people they don't agree with!  Yuck yuck!
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:52:26 PM
yawn

I've got better things to do than fall for bullshit. Let it be FoC, they're trying to piss you off

I don't get pissed off over internet chatter. It's just funny.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:53:07 PM
Texans just lynch people they don't agree with!  Yuck yuck!

Once every 10 years. Maybe.

Lets turn on the news and  see if anyone in the middle east set a bomb off today.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 01:54:11 PM
Murder all the religious.  Burn down DC.  Abolish all laws that limit individual freedom.  Abolish income tax.  Give everyone back an extra big tax return and a bunch of guns.

 :lol
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 01:58:24 PM
any abortion clinics or federal buildings get blown up in the midwest today?

oops, looks like a quiet day. let's hope those SOCIALIST farm subsidies keep coming!
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 01:59:40 PM
Himuro, I consider you and 'pepe as honorary Washingtonians. :-[
:-[

I love you


I honestly didn't know this thread could get any worse and I was proven totally wrong.  :(

FoC, quit letting them bait you, dude.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 01:59:48 PM
any abortion clinics or federal buildings get blown up in the midwest today?

oops, looks like a quiet day. let's hope those SOCIALIST farm subsidies keep coming, or we might be ready for a little MIDWESTERN TERROR

Yes, that happens on a weekly basis in america.   ::) ::)

Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2007, 02:01:07 PM
we don't mix the bible with our guns here in WA! :punch
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 02:01:48 PM
any abortion clinics or federal buildings get blown up in the midwest today?

oops, looks like a quiet day. let's hope those SOCIALIST farm subsidies keep coming, or we might be ready for a little MIDWESTERN TERROR

Yes, that happens on a weekly basis in america.   ::) ::)



Christian church services are more vile than suicide bombers.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 02:02:45 PM
quitate la ropa  :drool
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 02:04:08 PM
FoC: so why aren't you working to rectify the stereotype by developing a personal acumen other than forum idiot? so far, "uneducated yokel" seems to be your badge, as well

Himuro, I consider you and 'pepe as honorary Washingtonians. :-[

That's a lot better than Oregon, right? I visited Portland once and just went walking around outside my hotel, and some Mexican guy started to grope me and persisted that I share a preview room at a porn store with him. Quite frankly, it freaked me out and I've been scared of going to the north west ever since.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 12, 2007, 02:05:07 PM
I visited Portland once and just went walking around outside my hotel, and some Mexican guy started to grope me and persisted that I share a preview room at a porn store with him.


hahahahahahahahahahahaha  :rofl
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 02:05:27 PM

Christian church services are more vile than suicide bombers.

Sometimes I fear what the ten commandments teach people. It's dangerous stuff!!
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 02:06:20 PM
FoC: so why aren't you working to rectify the stereotype by developing a personal acumen other than forum idiot? so far, "uneducated yokel" seems to be your badge, as well

Himuro, I consider you and 'pepe as honorary Washingtonians. :-[

That's a lot better than Oregon, right? I visited Portland once and just went walking around outside my hotel, and some Mexican guy started to grope me and persisted that I share a preview room at a porn store with him. Quite frankly, it freaked me out and I've been scared of going to the north west ever since.

So did you do it?  That's the sort of awesome, godless thing that happens in the NW.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 02:07:51 PM
I visited Portland once and just went walking around outside my hotel, and some Mexican guy started to grope me and persisted that I share a preview room at a porn store with him.

Why am I not suprised.


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Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 02:08:05 PM
FoC: so why aren't you working to rectify the stereotype by developing a personal acumen other than forum idiot? so far, "uneducated yokel" seems to be your badge, as well

Himuro, I consider you and 'pepe as honorary Washingtonians. :-[

That's a lot better than Oregon, right? I visited Portland once and just went walking around outside my hotel, and some Mexican guy started to grope me and persisted that I share a preview room at a porn store with him. Quite frankly, it freaked me out and I've been scared of going to the north west ever since.

So did you do it?

The true answer is not for your innocent little ears.

And I bullshit you not. That actually fucking happened in Portland.

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Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 02:08:52 PM
any abortion clinics or federal buildings get blown up in the midwest today?

oops, looks like a quiet day. let's hope those SOCIALIST farm subsidies keep coming, or we might be ready for a little MIDWESTERN TERROR

Yes, that happens on a weekly basis in america.   ::) ::)



Christian church services are more vile than suicide bombers.

 :bow
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 12, 2007, 02:09:19 PM
All sorts of interesting things happen in those porn preview places. None more than the F Street across from the Miramar Marine Station in San Diego. All these lonely young men, hanging out in the hallways...

Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 02:10:00 PM
Yeah I didn't even know you could share a preview room booth. That freaked me out a bit..
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 02:11:03 PM
Yeah I didn't even know you could share a preview room booth. That freaked me out a bit..

Come to Seattle, Himmy.  Share a preview booth with me.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 02:11:32 PM
Gladly. You pick the porn, and I do the stroking.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 02:12:16 PM
I peed in a preview room once.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 12, 2007, 02:12:35 PM
Yeah I didn't even know you could share a preview room booth. That freaked me out a bit..


You're actually not supposed to, and some city ordinance passed a couple of years ago that made most of these places take the fucking DOORS off the booths so that you can't uh, have any privacy.

But not at the one across from Miramar! Don't Ask, Don't Tell indeed!
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 02:14:00 PM
I peed in a preview room once.

Hahaha
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: drozmight on February 12, 2007, 02:21:02 PM
Holy
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 02:22:57 PM
I peed in a preview room once.

Hahaha
It was the day before I moved from Houston to New Mexico.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: The Black Stallion on February 12, 2007, 04:58:38 PM
And like that, TBS sent us all to hell

How did I send you to hell? I'm telling you the straight truth and sparing you all the political bullshit that's being discussed in this thread. I scrolled through and saw some charts and some shit about us being Socialist and said YAHH YAHH to that shit. Also, I have no clue why the fuck People magazine put that shit on the pages. WTF are they trying to make us do, feel bad? What the fuck am I going to do? Slap Bush in the face because he tricked a us into a war? Some kid wanted  to "Do his duty" and "Serve his country" by fighting in some bullshit war? YAHH YAHHH to heroic nonsense too. Real heroes don't stack ends on the 30th. They're dead by the 15th.

I have friends in the military, and going into the military and let me tell you, they don't think about dieing. They need to smarten up and realize that this shit isn't a joke over there. You could be the baddest soldier in the world and still get your ass smoked by Habibi's IED. Shit. Even Solid Snake could probably get his commando ass fucking reamed in Iraq. Shit isn't a joke.

Honestly, the Marine is pretty fucking lucky. He gets his face blown off an RPG round fired by some kid wearing sweatpants and old ass busted up Nikes and survives. Not only that, but he gets to come home to a girl that he most definitely gets to stick his penis into. That would be my biggest fear. I mean, it's hard enough chasing these girls as it is and I'm a regular looking dude. But what if I woke up and looked like Quasimodo? I would call it a wrap at that point. Could he even get a prostitute? I mean, it's not a sure bet. They still have to consent after you put that money up.

Like I said earlier, the only loser is the girl who has to put up with Sloth's visage and all the pity that she gets from the American public. (I don't know about you, but being pitied is almost as bad as being scorned. I've been both and let me tell you, there's a certain pride associated with being the scourge of any population. However, there's nothing but shame associated with being pitied.) She either has to make up some reason to dump him or just put up with it. Personally, if I were her, I'd wait for the publicity to die down and say "Peace-out" after two years or so. I'd say he hits me during his night-terrors. Honestly, duke is mad hideous at the moment.

It's stories like this and the constant celebrity ball coddling that make People Magazine the worst of the mags on the rack today. That's why I stay fucking with that InTouch and WWTD.com and not that bitch ass People any day.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2007, 05:03:17 PM


Bush?  The No Child Left Behind president?  No amount of money put into education could make up for such an ass-backwards and self-defeating policy.

malek: no, bush won't -- NCLB has done more damage to US education despite the amount of dollars pissed away to back it. It's a giant budgetary black hole that, when the dollars do get distributed, go to prop up affluent whitebread schools and encourage the best teachers to abandon difficult posts.

LOL, it's not like I support NCLB.
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Catz on February 12, 2007, 05:16:10 PM
What did he look like before the disfigurement?  :-\
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 05:16:58 PM
What did he look like before the disfigurement?  :-\
Like me.  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 12, 2007, 05:18:32 PM
What did he look like before the disfigurement?  :-\
Like me.  :heartbeat

HAWTNESS CONFIRMED! 
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Catz on February 12, 2007, 05:26:03 PM
What did he look like before the disfigurement?  :-\
Like me.  :heartbeat

A true tragedy then :heart
Title: Re: Have we done the disfigured marine marriage photos yet?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 05:27:00 PM
What did he look like before the disfigurement?  :-\
Like me.  :heartbeat

A true tragedy then :heart
You're such a sweetheart.