THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: drozmight on February 13, 2007, 10:30:46 AM

Title: Don't F*** With The Washington
Post by: drozmight on February 13, 2007, 10:30:46 AM

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Cause he'll respond in kind.

Title: Re: Don't F*** With The Washington
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2007, 10:52:18 AM

HE'S COMING
HE'S COMING

Title: Re: Don't F*** With The Washington
Post by: Cheebs on February 13, 2007, 10:58:28 AM

FDR bitch  >:(
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Title: Re: Don't F*** With The Washington
Post by: Solo on February 13, 2007, 11:07:43 AM

I want to go back in time and let George fuck the shit out of me.

Title: Re: Don't F*** With The Washington
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2007, 12:17:34 PM

In the week before's Masters of Horror, there was an episode where a family man finds a letter written by George Washington where he talks about eating children and fashioning utensils out of their bones.  Then, some crazy secret cannibalistic Washingtonian cult tries to murder him and his family to protect Washington's dark secret and preserve his legacy.  Apparently chopping down the cherry tree means chopping up virgin youths, because their meat is so delicious.  Eventually, all ends well and the cult is destroyed and America learns the truth, and swap Washington's face on the one dollar bill with Dubya's.

I think I'd rather have a cannibal Washington.