If only there were a clue in my username that would answer that incredibly stupid question
Doctor Girlfriend :heartbeat
Are you sure it wasn't Drake?Nah homie. Josh is the fat one. I remember this because "Drake" is a cool name and Drake is the cool guy. Josh is the fat jewish dude that happened to get the hot nerd chick.
Sade :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Sade :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
YES!
Beezy :bow
Kinda like cloudy's voice when we play gow together. Or maybe she only gets like that with me.
hm
Nikita Denise
I want to describe for you my Ideal Woman. My Ideal Woman has slim hips, powerful thighs, sinewy calves, a narrow waist, a flat stomach with taut lines of muscle, a broad, powerful chest, wide shoulders, bulging biceps, jack-hammer-like forearms, a bull-like neck, and a drooping, veined pecker with a livid, velvety fire-helmet top — an opalescent drop of pre-cum winking at the droop-lipped meatus slit — and two pendulous balls heavy with hot bloatum. Call me a dreamer, if you will, but I believe my Ideal Woman is out there, somewhere, and I’m not going to stop looking until I find her.
Quote from: "My Ideal Woman" by George FrazierI want to describe for you my Ideal Woman. My Ideal Woman has slim hips, powerful thighs, sinewy calves, a narrow waist, a flat stomach with taut lines of muscle, a broad, powerful chest, wide shoulders, bulging biceps, jack-hammer-like forearms, a bull-like neck, and a drooping, veined pecker with a livid, velvety fire-helmet top — an opalescent drop of pre-cum winking at the droop-lipped meatus slit — and two pendulous balls heavy with hot bloatum. Call me a dreamer, if you will, but I believe my Ideal Woman is out there, somewhere, and I’m not going to stop looking until I find her.
There's this asian cutie at the smoothie shop and when she takes my order it's like the C-below-low-C as liquid velvet. :heartbeat
There's this asian cutie at the smoothie shop and when she takes my order it's like the C-below-low-C as liquid velvet. :heartbeat
Paris didn't cure your Asian fetishes? :-\