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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 06:37:08 PM

Title: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 06:37:08 PM
fuck 'em!  I ordered flowers for someone a week ago.  THEY DIDN'T FUCKING ARRIVE.

It says the latest deliveries would be 5pm.

WELL IT'S PAST FUCKING 5PM

Fuck you!

That's fucking bullsjhitaskiodjhfg aioqhjreh uhasudfhasj plyuioewhasjdhfjdfn jhbajhfduioasdhrfajhfj ahdfuiqnwekjnbvcasyuhbfhf hfdjgfduio haskudh79heauf\

I call their fucking customer service line and it says "due to extraordinary high call volumes we can't connect you to a representative, please call back later"akl; djl;fasl djasidjhfasdhfna;lkfdas
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FASKLD;S WHATK THE FUCK!?!/

God-fucking-dammit

kiasofdlgfj

FUCK THEM IN THE FUCKINGA SS
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 06:38:16 PM
193 dollars  KSJDKFJAIN THE KJL;FDASL;JFD ;LAKJKL;FJASDKL;J asjdfaskl;jf


WHAT A FUCKING WASTE

Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: cloudwalking on February 14, 2007, 06:39:55 PM
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/meganekko_pie/bouquets.jpg)

should have got a cookie bouquet instead. cheaper, you can eat it, and it gets delivered on time.
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 14, 2007, 06:40:01 PM
Ah V-Day.
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 06:40:52 PM
Order Date: Wednesday 02/07/2007
Delivery On: Wednesday 02/14/2007
Delivery To: ****
  Business
  ***********
  ******
  HOUSTON, TX 77045-6205
  USA
  ***-***-****



 
Valentine's Day Bqt $169.99
07V1  

 

 
Service Charges: $9.99
Tax: $13.09
---------------- ---------
Subtotal $193.07




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Total Charge: $193.07 + We'll make you look like a jackass
Credit Card Type:      VISA  

 
All prices are in US dollars since there is no way to measure ass poundage  lolz
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 14, 2007, 06:42:32 PM
Wow, you got fucked.
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 06:43:10 PM
Wow, you got fucked.
Yeah, it fucking hurts too.

No V-Day pussy for me because she doesn't believe me.  Fucking nice.
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: GilloD on February 14, 2007, 06:43:41 PM
Check Consumerist.com. Plenty of stories of floral ass poundage today. One guy had his flowers delivered YESTERDAY because they "didn't have time" today
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 14, 2007, 06:43:57 PM
Sodomize her.

...just sayin'
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 06:44:29 PM
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/meganekko_pie/bouquets.jpg)

should have got a cookie bouquet instead. cheaper, you can eat it, and it gets delivered on time.
I shouldn't have gone with FTD.com

Fucking Christ, my mom told me to avoid 1800flowers.com because they fucked her over last year and now FTD.com fucks me.  Damn, I'm just so fuckable.  

WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME?!
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 14, 2007, 06:46:49 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 06:47:06 PM
Check Consumerist.com. Plenty of stories of floral ass poundage today. One guy had his flowers delivered YESTERDAY because they "didn't have time" today
That's fucking ridiculous.  I can't wait til one of those little bastards picks up.  
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: makaveli on February 14, 2007, 07:03:46 PM
pics of whoever your giving them to
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 07:17:14 PM
pics of whoever your giving them to
No way.  I actually care about her.
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: makaveli on February 14, 2007, 07:33:40 PM
pics of whoever your giving them to
No way.  I actually care about her.
grow some balls i posted pics of my valentine
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 14, 2007, 07:33:47 PM
Hey, if it makes you feel better, my package for my special someone hasn't arrived yet.  But they've still got three hours.
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 07:45:35 PM
pics of whoever your giving them to
No way.  I actually care about her.
grow some balls i posted pics of my valentine
Suck on my balls.  No.  You don't mind because everyone already know your Valentine is Tupac.

Hey, if it makes you feel better, my package for my special someone hasn't arrived yet.  But they've still got three hours.
What did you send me?  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 14, 2007, 08:09:51 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOOD DAY SIR
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Shuri on February 14, 2007, 08:12:56 PM
200$US WORTH OF FLOWERS?!  :lol
Title: Re: Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 08:20:59 PM
200$US WORTH OF FLOWERS?!  :lol
They were so pretty too