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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on August 18, 2006, 04:44:02 PM

Title: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 18, 2006, 04:44:02 PM: Answer the previous poster's dichotomy, and then post one of your own.

Let's get started: who would you rather dick or get dicked by:

Matlock or Diablos
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: brawndolicious on August 18, 2006, 04:45:54 PM: How dicked? This would be much better as a what would you rather do thread.
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 18, 2006, 04:51:28 PM: Diablos, because if he was bad in bed I could say so and he wouldnt lie or try to defend it just listen to Death Cab.

If it was matlock he would lie to everyone and I would have to deal with the PR storm.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2006, 04:54:53 PM: Diablos, because he is soft.
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 18, 2006, 05:00:03 PM: You have to add your own dichotomy after you respond!

New one: A clown smeared with diarrhea or PhoenixDark?
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 18, 2006, 05:01:31 PM: oh ok

Who would you rather do.

Wood Chipper or Mona from Who's the Boss
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2006, 05:01:48 PM: Wood chipper!
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: brawndolicious on August 18, 2006, 05:03:50 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 18, 2006, 05:00:03 PM
New one: A clown smeared with diarrhea or PhoenixDark?
I could use a laugh.

A rooster or a prom queen?
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 18, 2006, 05:04:21 PM: WILLCO YOU SCREWED UP AGAIN.

The wood chipper.

One of Jotaro's precious anime lolis or both of the m0rphix twins, simultaneously
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: brawndolicious on August 18, 2006, 05:11:27 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 18, 2006, 05:04:21 PM
One of Jotaro's precious anime lolis or both of the m0rphix twins, simultaneously
There's no conventional choice. I'd go for both the morphix twins because then you could steal from them.

Michael Jackson pre-op or Larry Wachowski post-op?
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: TVC15 on August 18, 2006, 05:13:01 PM: I would so sleep with the m0rphix twins. They're pretty good looking now plus they're rich. CMON CMON LOVE EM FOR THE MONEY!
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2006, 05:14:13 PM: Larry Wachowski post-op, that's an easy one.

Star Wars fanboy or Snakes on a Plane fanboy?
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Post by: demi on August 18, 2006, 05:14:44 PM: I would have sex with the cushions on the couch instead of White Man because the cushions don't use a Mac
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Post by: brawndolicious on August 18, 2006, 05:16:49 PM: Quote from: Willco on August 18, 2006, 05:14:13 PM
Larry Wachowski post-op, that's an easy one.

Star Wars fanboy or Snakes on a Plane fanboy?
I don't know any SoaP fanboys.
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2006, 05:18:41 PM: Deleted by user
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Post by: TVC15 on August 18, 2006, 05:19:22 PM: Demi don't got any money. My dick wouldn't go near him.

Also, Bea. At least we know she's cool with abortions.
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2006, 05:26:21 PM: Bea Arthur for 'sho.

A pair of scissors or Melissa from Gamelife.
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: brawndolicious on August 18, 2006, 05:28:47 PM: Quote from: Willco on August 18, 2006, 05:26:21 PM
A pair of scissors or Melissa from Gamelife.
safety scissors, you should have specified.

TBS's real girl or e-girl?
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 18, 2006, 05:30:16 PM: A pair of scissors because your children wouldn't have Down's like their mother. Heck, scissors can't even HAVE kids, so that's a plus all around!

Osama bin Laden or Pat Robertson?
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2006, 05:30:59 PM: I pick both.

Natalie Portman or Kiera Knightley!
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Post by: Bacon on August 18, 2006, 05:32:44 PM: Portman.

Asshole or vagina?
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Post by: demi on August 18, 2006, 05:40:41 PM: EviLore or Hitokage
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2006, 05:40:57 PM: THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON TYLER DURDEN TOTAL.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 18, 2006, 05:44:50 PM: Hito.

Willco or Drinky Crow
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2006, 05:45:40 PM: I'm not going to have sex with myself, so I pick you!

demi or a wheelchair?
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Post by: cloudwalking on August 18, 2006, 05:47:02 PM: demi IN a wheelchair

hoho

Mario or Luigi
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 18, 2006, 05:50:25 PM: Luigi, he's in shape.

Coathanger or Cheese Shredder
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: demi on August 18, 2006, 06:05:39 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on August 18, 2006, 05:47:02 PM
demi IN a wheelchair

hoho

It's obvious why she replied to that one, she's all about the kinkfest

Come back to Ohio, darling
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: cloudwalking on August 18, 2006, 06:11:58 PM: Quote from: demi on August 18, 2006, 06:05:39 PM
Quote from: cloudwalking on August 18, 2006, 05:47:02 PM
demi IN a wheelchair

hoho

It's obvious why she replied to that one, she's all about the kinkfest

Come back to Ohio, darling

:-*
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2006, 06:13:57 PM: OH LORDY WHAT TO DO WHEN THE ROMANCE IS GONE
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 18, 2006, 06:15:24 PM: YOU PLAY CHUZZLE

http://www.popcap.com/launchpage.php?theGame=chuzzle&src=leftnav
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 18, 2006, 06:17:06 PM: THREAD FAILS
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 18, 2006, 06:18:45 PM: the eyes ejaculate from the beaker in a rainbow and i am left at level five
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: demi on August 18, 2006, 06:25:09 PM: Quote from: Willco on August 18, 2006, 06:13:57 PM
OH LORDY WHAT TO DO WHEN THE ROMANCE IS GONE

WE GO TO BED AFTER WE'RE SPENT

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Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2006, 06:29:01 PM: How many reference photos of Nick Frost do you have on your hard drive?
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: demi on August 18, 2006, 06:37:12 PM: 1,140
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Matlock on August 23, 2006, 12:34:46 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 18, 2006, 04:51:28 PM
Diablos, because if he was bad in bed I could say so and he wouldnt lie or try to defend it just listen to Death Cab.

If it was matlock he would lie to everyone and I would have to deal with the PR storm.

what
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 23, 2006, 01:26:29 AM: BrandNew or a dildo
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Post by: whiteACID on August 23, 2006, 09:01:03 AM: brandnew

a shy girl or an outgoing one?
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Post by: morphix on August 23, 2006, 09:09:40 AM: shy girl

Rock Star or a School Teacher?
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: demi on August 23, 2006, 09:11:31 AM: School Teacher

Pebbles or BamBam?
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Post by: whiteACID on August 23, 2006, 10:01:32 AM: Pebbles!

Deaf of Blind?
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2006, 10:32:45 AM: Quote from: whiteACID on August 23, 2006, 09:01:03 AM
brandnew

a shy girl or an outgoing one?

Shy girl. I'm rather shy myself. I don't party, and a good time to me is sitting down a reading a book. I'd much rather have a chick who would want to go out to dinner than one who wants to go to the bar.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on August 23, 2006, 11:58:48 AM: Deaf or Blind. I'd say blind cause i'm pretty offensive in the looks but i know how to please. So if she cant see me and i can please her i think i'd probably do better with her than a Deaf girl.

But if ever the case persent itself i know sign language. :P

Ok my turn now...

Big Black Momma (400 pounds) or White Methhead (79 pounds)
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Diablos on August 23, 2006, 12:13:54 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 18, 2006, 04:44:02 PM
Answer the previous poster's dichotomy, and then post one of your own.

Let's get started: who would you rather dick or get dicked by:

Matlock or Diablos

FUCK YOU. :lol
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 23, 2006, 12:26:02 PM: Diablos, because he's soft and hairless like a woman.

A clown with a razor-filled butthole or the cast of Pink Flamingos
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2006, 12:40:38 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on August 23, 2006, 11:58:48 AM
Deaf or Blind. I'd say blind cause i'm pretty offensive in the looks but i know how to please. So if she cant see me and i can please her i think i'd probably do better with her than a Deaf girl.

But if ever the case persent itself i know sign language. :P

Ok my turn now...

Big Black Momma (400 pounds) or White Methhead (79 pounds)

Methheads suck dick like champs, so I gotta go with one of them
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: TVC15 on August 23, 2006, 12:42:55 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 23, 2006, 12:26:02 PM
Diablos, because he's soft and hairless like a woman.

A clown with a razor-filled butthole or the cast of Pink Flamingos

Cast of Pink Flamingoes. I want Divine's dick in mah butthole.
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 23, 2006, 12:44:18 PM: Siskel or Ebert
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Post by: Christopher on August 23, 2006, 12:47:03 PM: Oh god neither but Siskel because he isn't a sweaty fat fuck.

A Huge Black Dude or A Huge Mexican Dude
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2006, 12:48:34 PM: Quote from: Christopher on August 23, 2006, 12:47:03 PM
Oh god neither but Siskel because he isn't a sweaty fat fuck.

A Huge Black Dude or A Huge Mexican Dude

Black dude. I don't trust Messicans
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Bacon on August 23, 2006, 12:48:52 PM: Black dude, since he is the better athlete.

Hairy vagina or hairy pits?
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: whiteACID on August 23, 2006, 12:54:33 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on August 23, 2006, 11:58:48 AM
Deaf or Blind. I'd say blind cause i'm pretty offensive in the looks but i know how to please. So if she cant see me and i can please her i think i'd probably do better with her than a Deaf girl.

But if ever the case persent itself i know sign language. :P

Ok my turn now...

Big Black Momma (400 pounds) or White Methhead (79 pounds)

I know sign language too!
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2006, 12:55:16 PM: Quote from: Bacon on August 23, 2006, 12:48:52 PM
Black dude, since he is the better athlete.

Hairy vagina or hairy pits?

Hairy vagina. I don't understand why people don't like them. Seems like it would be cool to me. Two hairy crotches creating love friction FTW
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 23, 2006, 12:55:38 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on August 23, 2006, 12:54:33 PM

I know sign language too!

We should cam together sometime, i'm a little rusty but it'd be nice to practice.
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Diablos on August 24, 2006, 11:45:52 AM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 23, 2006, 12:26:02 PM
Diablos, because he's soft and hairless like a woman.

A clown with a razor-filled butthole or the cast of Pink Flamingos

Dude, I have tons of body hair.

YOU LOSE
Title: Re: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: THE THREAD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 24, 2006, 11:46:39 AM: Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp?
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Post by: Diablos on August 24, 2006, 11:53:27 AM: Neither!

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