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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 10:27:01 PM

Title: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 10:27:01 PM
On the little slip of paper it says:

Warning: Do not eat your fortune.
Title: Re: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 14, 2007, 10:29:08 PM
My uncle once got one that said:

You will receive a free meal.

So he brought it to the attention of the restaurant owner, and after much Jewish haggling, he got his meal for free.
Title: Re: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 10:34:04 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 10:29:08 PM
My uncle once got one that said:

You will receive a free meal.

So he brought it to the attention of the restaurant owner, and after much Jewish haggling, he got his meal for free.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: Catz on February 14, 2007, 10:49:11 PM
I got one that said I was destined to open many more fortune cookies :cookiem
Title: Re: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 10:52:06 PM
Quote from: Catz on February 14, 2007, 10:49:11 PM
I got one that said I was destined to open many more fortune cookies :cookiem
omg

I'd keep that one.
Title: Re: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: Catz on February 14, 2007, 11:02:36 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 10:52:06 PM
Quote from: Catz on February 14, 2007, 10:49:11 PM
I got one that said I was destined to open many more fortune cookies :cookiem
omg

I'd keep that one.

I had it floating around in my purse for over a year, but I looked for it just now and it's gone  :'(
Title: Re: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: xnikki118x on February 15, 2007, 02:14:00 AM
Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 10:29:08 PM
My uncle once got one that said:

You will receive a free meal.

So he brought it to the attention of the restaurant owner, and after much Jewish haggling, he got his meal for free.

FANTASTIC!!
Title: Re: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 15, 2007, 07:58:02 AM
I once got one that had "Japan" printed on it. Nothing else. In a Chinese restaurant.


I think they wanted me to eat it. :(
Title: Re: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 03:50:26 PM
I've gotten a cookie with no fortune in it. That bad? I always wanted one to say "You again?"
Title: Re: I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!
Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 03:53:03 PM
I just got an awesomer one the other day Mupoopy.

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