THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: demi on February 15, 2007, 05:35:19 AM
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I'm going to have to use one of these, and I read up on it, and the jist of it is that I will have to fill out my own taxes or something.
Am I gonna have to use some silly TurboTax software? Do I have to keep tabs on this stuff?
I think we know someone, I dunno, I better ask around.
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Do I have to keep tabs on this stuff?
Nah. Never file tax returns.
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Demi is gonna get audited because he put a 1 where he should have put a 0
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1099 is stupid easy, but generally it's untaxed money and will raperape your return. I believe it's still just a single sheet for filing.
I don't fuckin' care, though; I'm a rich and have an accountant :tophat
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I did my taxes yesterday and I owe 2000. :(
JUST TAKE OUT MORE MONEY YOU FUCKS!
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I'm going to have to use one of these, and I read up on it, and the jist of it is that I will have to fill out my own taxes or something.
The beauty of 10-99 is that the employer doesn't take out any taxes when they pay you and you're able to write off just about everything you do. You make web sites? You've got home office rent, all computer equipment, utilities like electric/internet, books + magazines for research, gas if you have a car, uniform (everyday clothes), etc.
The employer files the W-9 form you filled out telling the gov't how much they paid you, then they send you the 10-99 that you need to include when you file your 2006 tax return. I'd suggest heading to a place like H&R Block and they'll help make sure you have written off as much as you possibly can. The IRS is going to try to take about 1/3 of what you made by default, a crafty accountant can write off enough stuff to have you break even - or possibly get some money back. Those mini mall accountants are much cheaper than you'd think. Also, walking in to talk to them is free.
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When I first started working, my fucking distinguished mentally-challenged mother told me "always take 9 deductions, so you get the most money back"
I was paying off the IRS for like 8 years (http://www.opa-age.com/style_emoticons/default/suicide5ke.gif)
Now I take zero motherfucking deductions and get a nice chunk o' change when I do my taxes. I GUESS I could claim 1 deduction to even things out... but I don't even want to fuck around.
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I can't tell if Melissa copied that from a site or she really did type that out
I'm going with the latter
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damn, she tries to help you and you talk shit. keep it real, demi
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The Man owes me $250
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The Man owes me $250
I'm guessing that's around how much I'm gonna get back too.
GOING INTO THE XBOX 360 FUND :gun
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damn, she tries to help you and you talk shit. keep it real, demi
That's just demi being demi to me...pretty much expected at this point.
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damn, she tries to help you and you talk shit. keep it real, demi
That's just demi being demi to me...pretty much expected at this point.
I love you if that means anything to you.
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GOING INTO THE XBOX 360 FUND :gun
HELL YA