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Title: oh god my stomach
Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 07:26:59 AM: valentine's day... oh dear lord the candy and cookies

i'm gonna be sick :-X demi was right

why don't i listennnnnn
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Post by: Verboten on February 15, 2007, 07:34:21 AM: Johhny. Sasaki.
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Post by: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 07:38:27 AM: Maybe its a tumor
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Post by: beelzebozo on February 15, 2007, 07:39:53 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 07:38:27 AM
Maybe its a tumor

we're going to play a game
it's called,
"who is your daddy... and what does he do"
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Post by: demi on February 15, 2007, 07:48:08 AM: the best part is you'll still continue to gorge yourself with sweets when you feel better

you'll never learn
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2007, 08:00:29 AM: :(

Did you forget to throw it all up?

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We all know that's the way you do it. :shh
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 11:13:54 AM: Eewww Cloudwalking's going to shit flowers and bunnies.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:15:26 AM: Top it off with Sour Skittles and Gummi Bears

:heartbeat

When you throw it all up, at least the colors will be vibrant
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2007, 11:16:16 AM: That's what happens when you use candy canes as dildos :shh
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Post by: Prost on February 15, 2007, 11:26:20 AM: I bought my wife chocolates and she ate I think ~3
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:28:30 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 15, 2007, 11:13:54 AM
Eewww Cloudwalking's going to shit flowers and bunnies.

does that turn you on?

i threw up twice already.

what if it was coming out of both ends? does that get you hot, himuro?
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:29:44 AM: :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 11:30:00 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:28:30 AM
Quote from: Himuro on February 15, 2007, 11:13:54 AM
Eewww Cloudwalking's going to shit flowers and bunnies.

does that turn you on?

i threw up twice already.

what if it was coming out of both ends? does that get you hot, himuro?

You bet, babe. Oh yes. I'm pulling it out nowwww.
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:31:05 AM: :drool
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:35:47 AM: (http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2807/damnthatdavidrainbowpukhl7.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 11:36:43 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:31:05 AM
:drool

Lauren, you make my heart beat fast and I don't like it!
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:37:50 AM: i have that effect on a lot of people. i have to watch myself around the senior citizens.
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 11:38:12 AM: What is your power?? :o
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Post by: Prost on February 15, 2007, 11:38:56 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 15, 2007, 11:38:12 AM
What is your power?? :o
have you not been reading? to make people's hearts beat fast.

fucking backhand for you
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:39:48 AM: Enter whiteACID

:lol
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 11:40:01 AM: No no no. She has bigger powers than that.
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:40:30 AM: i think it's the strong scent of maple syrup that i inherently give off. it's instinctive of us canadians. defense mechanism.
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Post by: Prost on February 15, 2007, 11:41:49 AM: Quote from: Himuro on February 15, 2007, 11:40:01 AM
No no no. She has bigger powers than that.
...........k
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Post by: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 12:01:19 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:39:48 AM
Enter whiteACID

:lol
I'm allergic to sugar

did you get my pm?
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Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 12:26:02 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 07:26:59 AM
valentine's day... oh dear lord the candy and cookies

i'm gonna be sick :-X demi was right

why don't i listennnnnn
With smiles on both our faces
we spit their faulty ammo to the ground
and remind them once again
With smiles on both our faces
we spit their faulty ammo to the ground
and remind them once again
That you can't kill heroes!
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Post by: BlackMage on February 15, 2007, 02:08:14 PM: i dont feel so hot either
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 15, 2007, 02:09:27 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on February 15, 2007, 02:08:14 PM
i dont feel so hot either

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/scorpy-1.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 02:10:38 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 12:01:19 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:39:48 AM
Enter whiteACID

:lol
I'm allergic to sugar

how can one so sweet be allergic to sugar?
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 02:12:02 PM: :-X
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Post by: BlackMage on February 15, 2007, 02:12:15 PM: only a spawn of Satan himself can be allergic to sugar.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 15, 2007, 02:41:29 PM: you're probably pregnant
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 03:03:15 PM: I just vomited a bunch of yogurt. It was orange and green. I feel sicky.
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 03:09:28 PM: fuck fuck fuck i should not have agreed to work today
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 15, 2007, 03:12:51 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 15, 2007, 02:41:29 PM
you're probably pregnant

The date yesterday must have gone very well :arr
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2007, 03:25:30 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 03:09:28 PM
fuck fuck fuck i should not have agreed to work today

:violin
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 15, 2007, 03:27:49 PM: You have a belly full of lovin'.
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 03:32:10 PM: FUCKKKKK what do i do. how do i get out of work at this point. i'm so fucked it isn't even funny

i'm in pain here
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 15, 2007, 03:33:09 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 03:32:10 PM
FUCKKKKK what do i do. how do i get out of work at this point. i'm so fucked it isn't even funny

i'm in pain here

Pepto Bismol.
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Post by: demi on February 15, 2007, 03:36:28 PM: this is pretty funny
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 03:37:28 PM: demi :(
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 03:41:33 PM: I have no idea what's going on right now.

(http://www.dancentury.com/home/wp-content/towlie.jpg)
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2007, 03:41:53 PM: Just tell them you're sick as shit. If they make you come in, just go into work and puke on a customer as you walk in.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 15, 2007, 03:43:51 PM: Yeah I'm not sure where you work, but if you've got an upset stomach than you can't exactly do some jobs. Pretty sure you're a cashier or something where you stand all day. A job that would fire you for being sick to your stomach is not a job you want anyway, you can do better.
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 03:44:39 PM: it's the closing shift, so they'll never let me leave early. i mean yeah i can go in looking like i slept in an alley (which i do) but they're gonna make me stay unless i have to go to the hospital. which it is looking like. i'm well enough to use a computer i guess
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Post by: BlackMage on February 15, 2007, 03:47:16 PM: have we learned a valuable life lesson?
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Post by: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 03:47:27 PM: hahhahahahha :D
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 15, 2007, 03:50:10 PM: What's the life lesson? I missed it...
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2007, 03:51:23 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 15, 2007, 03:50:10 PM
What's the life lesson? I missed it...

Don't work for Coach.
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Post by: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 03:52:51 PM: Srly though cloud's in the retail biz right? This is the day after Vday. She won't work at work.
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Post by: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 03:53:35 PM: Except women. They dont' get guys shit. "Oh baby you can have me for valentines day" cheap asses.
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Post by: Robo on February 15, 2007, 03:53:57 PM: Quote from: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
She won't work at work.

:dizzy
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 15, 2007, 03:54:39 PM: Oh, I thought the lesson had to do with violent valentine's day sex and bruised cervix's...I was way off...

edit: Who works at work?
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Post by: BlackMage on February 15, 2007, 03:55:00 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on February 15, 2007, 03:53:57 PM
Quote from: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
She won't work at work.

:dizzy

:-X
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Post by: xnikki118x on February 15, 2007, 04:18:15 PM: I got a stomach ache from eating too many chocolates last night.
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 04:20:31 PM: Just call in sick Cloud. God, not such a big deal. :-\
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 04:21:35 PM: I hear a good 'ol vaginal pounding gets rid of a stomach ache. Or is it cramps? Either way.
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 04:23:27 PM: i really can't call in sick. i gotta go in looking like crap and either hope they send me home or i get completely incapacitated.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 04:26:50 PM: don't go in looking too crap or people will think you've been fucking all night and didn't have time to get it together
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 04:27:24 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 12:01:19 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:39:48 AM
Enter whiteACID

:lol
I'm allergic to sugar

did you get my pm?

PM? I did not
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 04:42:46 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 04:26:50 PM
don't go in looking too crap or people will think you've been fucking all night and didn't have time to get it together

oh shit good point.

but i really do look "sickly" crap. not like "up all night being ravaged by jarosh" crap. i mean :ninja
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2007, 04:47:05 PM: Wow Cloud, you must stink so bad right now. Your farts are now officially weapons of mass diarrhea :-\
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 15, 2007, 04:48:36 PM: Great, now I'm feeling sick. >:(
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 04:48:44 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 04:42:46 PM
oh shit good point.

but i really do look "sickly" crap. not like "up all night being ravaged by jarosh" crap. i mean :ninja

no wonder demi has been such a dick recently, you've broken his gay lil' heart
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 04:51:04 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2007, 04:47:05 PM
Wow Cloud, you must stink so bad right now. Your farts are now officially weapons of mass diarrhea :-\

(http://www.medcity.com/jilbyung/image/diarrhea.jpg)
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 15, 2007, 04:51:54 PM: :lol
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 04:57:00 PM: (http://please.leisuretown.us/dilhole/images/d010.jpg)
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 04:58:47 PM: :lol :lol
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 05:00:29 PM: i told you guys, i'm throwing up

i'll make an exception for himuro though

well i'm leaving. here goes nothing.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2007, 05:11:15 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 05:00:29 PM
i told you guys, i'm throwing up

i'll make an exception for himuro though

well i'm leaving. here goes nothing.

You know what to do. :yuck
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Post by: demi on February 15, 2007, 05:22:58 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 04:48:44 PM
Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 04:42:46 PM
oh shit good point.

but i really do look "sickly" crap. not like "up all night being ravaged by jarosh" crap. i mean :ninja

no wonder demi has been such a dick recently, you've broken his gay lil' heart

If you had read the first post, I specifically told her not to gorge on the candy and chocolate many times now, and of course she disregards what I say and look where she is now

It gets a bit taxing on a person, so I'll let life experiences teach her right from wrong
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 05:25:43 PM: Quote from: demi on February 15, 2007, 05:22:58 PM
If you had read the first post, I specifically told her not to gorge on the candy and chocolate many times now, and of course she disregards what I say and look where she is now

It gets a bit taxing on a person, so I'll let life experiences teach her right from wrong

damn demi, the jealousy practically oozes from the screen
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Post by: demi on February 15, 2007, 05:28:07 PM: Probably, I'll be sure to wipe it off when I come back from Florida
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 05:30:57 PM: hey demi, i didn't know you were going to florida! have you ever mentioned that before?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2007, 05:38:31 PM: :lol
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Post by: demi on February 15, 2007, 05:38:57 PM: Maybe, I must have been seething with jealousy at the time

At least one of you listen to me
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 06:11:01 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 05:00:29 PM
i told you guys, i'm throwing up

i'll make an exception for himuro though

???
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:12:16 PM: roman shower, buddy. hope you're into that
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Post by: BlackMage on February 15, 2007, 06:14:16 PM: what's a roman shower?
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:17:48 PM: kinda like a golden shower, except with

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vomit. and it's just as horrible as it sounds
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 06:43:09 PM: THEY SENT ME HOME omg

i got there and the district manager was there :( he's such a nice guy so i was all like "gotta get my game face on"

well the first thing they all said to me was "you look REALLY sick..."

and i was like "yeah. yeah i'm in pretty rough shape."

so i stayed for an hour and they let me leave. :) now it's time to take some drugssss
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:44:15 PM: demi is very upset that you didn't take his advice, if you haven't read that already

oh! did you know that demi is going to florida?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2007, 06:44:30 PM: :elephant
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 06:46:08 PM: demi only cares about my well-being. i wish i could take his advice but i'm so addicted to junk food... oh god i can't talk about food right now

demi :heart
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Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 06:46:44 PM: I hope you feel better Cloud.
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Post by: demi on February 15, 2007, 06:50:27 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:44:15 PM
demi is very upset that you didn't take his advice, if you haven't read that already

oh! did you know that demi is going to florida?

The jealousy is practically oozing from your screen
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 06:53:36 PM: thanks himumu

no need for jealousy or fighting. all is well now. i'm going to spend the rest of the day in bed watching shows on peekvid
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:56:00 PM: cloudy is spending the rest of the day watching porntube? what?