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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:05:00 PM

Title: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:05:00 PM: (http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/images/photos/lbncj7m2.jpg)

kinda cute in a Jack White / Helena Bonham Carter way, right?

Quote from: East Valley Tribune
Tempe police arrested a woman Tuesday night on suspicion that she tied up a man during sex, then stabbed him repeatedly with a knife and told him she likes to drink blood.

Tiffany Sutton, 23, was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault at 11:55 p.m. in the 1000 block of South Lola Lane, where she and the victim were living, police said.

The man told police he had consented to being tied up but became scared when the woman attacked him with a knife. He eventually freed himself and ran away, but Sutton chased him with a pickax, police said.

The man was taken in an ambulance to a local hospital, where he was treated for injuries.

Police were unsure if the pair were friends, but Sgt. Mike Horn said the man and woman were not in a relationship.

Both admitted to authorities that they had consumed alcohol and drugs prior to the attack, Horn said.

The man called his friend, who found him passed out and then called police. Sutton initially acted like she was the victim, Horn said.

Sutton later told police the entire encounter was consensual.

Sounds like it might be some kinky fun, up until the chased with the pickaxe part!

"...and when I come back, we'll think of a nice safeword!" - Michael Bluth
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 06:09:13 PM: :(
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 06:26:13 PM: This is why I never want to be tied up. Screw that submissive shit and the last thing I need is some psycho chick doing shit like that...or god forbid sticking her finger in my butt :-\
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:27:17 PM: I would take an entire fist up my ass before I got slashed with a pickaxe. Fuck that!
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2007, 06:31:50 PM: I bet you would!
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: BlackMage on February 15, 2007, 06:37:59 PM: she looks like jodie foster.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 15, 2007, 06:39:39 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on February 15, 2007, 06:37:59 PM
she looks like jodie foster's overweight, emo sister
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Himu on February 15, 2007, 06:39:43 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 15, 2007, 06:31:50 PM
I bet you would!

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Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:43:02 PM: tsc, the prostate is the male g-spot
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2007, 06:47:18 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:43:02 PM
tsc, the prostate is the male g-spot

:-X
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 06:48:46 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:43:02 PM
tsc, the prostate is the male g-spot
DO NOT believe this.

I had a finger up my butt due to the advice of this forum and it was just... distracting.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:49:41 PM: it all depends on the technique. i've had times when it just is uncomfortable, then there's other times that i shot like 50 feet in the air.

Quote from: Willco on February 15, 2007, 06:47:18 PM
:-X

oh stop fronting, William Federman.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 06:50:27 PM: Eh. I'm not doing that shit ever again.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2007, 06:51:17 PM: No way, no how. It's an exit, not an entrance. I had a rather liberal sexual partner once that wanted to expand my horizons, which I am completely against! NOTHING IN THE BUTT.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:51:52 PM: okay so I know Mupepe would fuck a girl in the ass; what about you, Willco?
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2007, 06:52:18 PM: I've heard too many horror stories.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 06:52:48 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:51:52 PM
okay so I know Mupepe would fuck a girl in the ass; what about you, Willco?
Oh god, I love giving it to a girl in her ass. So tight, so warm. rawr Just me taking anything in the butt is not happening.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:53:49 PM: hahahahah

okay, fair enough
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Bacon on February 15, 2007, 06:56:10 PM: No.

Looks like Jonathan Davis.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 06:56:45 PM: Quote from: Bacon on February 15, 2007, 06:56:10 PM
No.

Looks like Jonathan Davis.

Jonathan Davis hotter because of his grill.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:57:04 PM: I'm actually looking for opinions of people who have actually made contact with the opposite sex, Bacon.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Bacon on February 15, 2007, 07:03:17 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 06:57:04 PM
I'm actually looking for opinions of people who have actually made contact with the opposite sex, Bacon.

Scathing.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 07:04:03 PM: Hotter than syphillus!
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: max_cool on February 15, 2007, 07:46:02 PM: Lulz, that's like 1 mile from my apartment :bowser
I have been seeing her face on TV but I've been to busy to listen to what happened.

I can tell you all that there are hookers that work not too far from there, but they aren't there all the time.

Assuming she didn't want to stab me and drink my blood I'd probably hit it, she's not too bad, some bad skin but you don't fuck the face.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 07:47:28 PM: you think she's a hooker, Max?
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: max_cool on February 15, 2007, 07:48:09 PM: Just saying there is a possibility.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 07:51:11 PM: that would be some funny shit. :lol

more than he bargained for, that's for sure!
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: max_cool on February 15, 2007, 07:57:51 PM: Think about it. There are hookers in the area, they were not dating, they both had drugs in their system, it was valentines day.

I can't be certain but I'm pretty sure he wants his money back.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 08:05:40 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Crazy bitch with a pickaxe edition)
Post by: captainbiotch on February 15, 2007, 08:06:13 PM: Bad shit happening after you get tied up is such a regular thing in movies, I can't believe this shit still happens.