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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 09:33:15 PM

Title: The next Film I make
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 09:33:15 PM
It's going to be a 70 minutes of nothing but woman trying to parallel park. It should be a pretty funny movie.
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: HomShaBom on February 15, 2007, 09:36:05 PM
Thanks for telling us. This is so EXCITING.
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 09:39:12 PM
I just wanted to let yall know that after I win sundance I won't forget about you little people, no matter how insignificant you are.
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 09:46:48 PM
At the end of the movie you should have a jedi come and help the lady park then totally chop her up and fly away.  That'd pwn.   :starwars
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 09:56:00 PM
At the end of the movie you should have a jedi come and help the lady park then totally chop her up and fly away.  That'd pwn.   :starwars

What if the jedi just helps her park. OH wait!! what if a pack of ewoks, team up for hilarity and park the car together!
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 09:59:13 PM
At the end of the movie you should have a jedi come and help the lady park then totally chop her up and fly away.  That'd pwn.   :starwars

What if the jedi just helps her park. OH wait!! what if a pack of ewoks, team up for hilarity and park the car together!

YES!! They could be dancing around the car going YUB YUB and totally help save the day.  We're genius dude. GENIUS!
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:01:37 PM
Dude! I fucking love that idea!! It should be a hidden camera show though. We watch the women try to Parrelel park for 10 minutes or so and then BAM 15 ewoks jump out of the bushes with spears and shit. They team up as a group of clumsy but ultimately lovebale heroes.
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 10:13:10 PM
Dude! I fucking love that idea!! It should be a hidden camera show though. We watch the women try to Parrelel park for 10 minutes or so and then BAM 15 ewoks jump out of the bushes with spears and shit. They team up as a group of clumsy but ultimately lovebale heroes.

I smell Oscar!
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: drozmight on February 15, 2007, 10:59:42 PM
The woman should have Lost style flashbacks as well.

*fails at another parking attempt*

*rising whoosh noise*

*alarm clock goes off*

*the woman's husband leaves her, she buys lots of cats and begins to drink*

*falling woosh*

*she tries to park again.
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 11:01:31 PM
The woman should have Lost style flashbacks as well.

*fails at another parking attempt*

*rising whoosh noise*

*alarm clock goes off*

*the woman's husband leaves her, she buys lots of cats and begins to drink*

*falling woosh*

*she tries to park again.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 11:05:00 PM
It's going to be a 70 minutes of nothing but woman trying to parallel park. It should be a pretty funny movie.
:rofl :rofl :rofl

This goes in the Official Misogyny Thread.
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 11:07:11 PM
You should make porn. Lots of cash in that industry.
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2007, 11:07:54 PM
I remember when I used to go by my porn pen name of Fill Wederman.  It was pretty clever - nobody will ever realize it was me.
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 11:08:32 PM
You should make porn. Lots of cash in that industry.

I'm not in it for the money!   :gun
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 11:12:36 PM
You should make porn. Lots of cash in that industry.

I'm not in it for the money!   :gun

Get into it for the sex then
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 11:14:00 PM
 :o

That's a good point.
Title: Re: The next Film I make
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 11:16:35 PM
It's going to be a 70 minutes of nothing but woman trying to parallel park. It should be a pretty funny movie.
:rofl :rofl :rofl

This goes in the Official Misogyny Thread.

If I do make this film the only logical climax is watching an asian woman trying to parallel park.