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Title: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Christopher on February 15, 2007, 09:59:44 PM
:wag now that we have more users let's get some more confessions.
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 10:02:20 PM
I'm 24 years old.  I know, I'm scandalous.  You could say that I live on the edge.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:03:25 PM
No matter how bad the movie looks I always kind of want to see the next Wayans brothers movie.  :-\
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 15, 2007, 10:04:09 PM
I was constipated until like 3 years ago.
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Post by: Verboten on February 15, 2007, 10:06:20 PM
If I could do it all over again, I would.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:06:54 PM
I like emo music.  Mostly because I'm a loser.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:07:52 PM
Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 15, 2007, 10:08:11 PM
I like emo music.  Mostly because I'm a loser.
GO CUT YOURSELF
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 10:09:59 PM
(http://www.cr-shirts.com/images/products/167_large.gif)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:10:33 PM
Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.
No.  It's nu-metal or whatever.  I liked their first cd.

BrandNew: I don't cut myself.  That's gay.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 10:11:45 PM
Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.
No.  It's nu-metal or whatever.  I liked their first cd.

BrandNew: I don't cut myself.  That's gay.

Should we hold an intervention for WhiteMan?  Cutting yourself isn't good.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 15, 2007, 10:18:26 PM
Actually if anyone should cut themselves its me.  Fuck, I used to be constipated.  CONSTIPATED.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 15, 2007, 10:47:52 PM
I sent Verboten a special valentine's....
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:48:22 PM
Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.
No.  It's nu-metal or whatever.  I liked their first cd.

BrandNew: I don't cut myself.  That's gay.

Should we hold an intervention for WhiteMan?  Cutting yourself isn't good.
He cuts other people.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 15, 2007, 10:53:08 PM
Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.
No.  It's nu-metal or whatever.  I liked their first cd.

BrandNew: I don't cut myself.  That's gay.

Should we hold an intervention for WhiteMan?  Cutting yourself isn't good.
He cuts other people.

He also put's shit in their wounds....if your into the that kinda stuff.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:54:08 PM
I like the last Madonna CD alot and listen to "Hung Up" while I work out.  :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:55:26 PM
I like the last Madonna CD alot and listen to "Hung Up" while I work out.  :lol
Confessions are supposed to be surprising

:wag
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 15, 2007, 10:56:46 PM
 :lol

You gonna take that FoC?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:57:11 PM
 :lol :lol

How is this for suprising. I own every KMFDM song ever made.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:57:33 PM
:lol :lol
:-*  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Christopher on February 15, 2007, 11:02:05 PM
I like the last Madonna CD alot and listen to "Hung Up" while I work out.  :lol

waiting for your call baby night and day...wow when that came on the radio and I was like damn that's catchy, then when I heard it was from Madonna I thought to myself...am I gay?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 11:04:58 PM
I don't know what its like to love someone  :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 11:06:11 PM
I don't know what its like to love someone  :-\
It's pretty horrible after a while.  Don't worry.  I wish I never knew what it felt like.

EMO ALERT!!!!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Christopher on February 15, 2007, 11:07:47 PM
I don't know what its like to love someone  :-\

It's a bitter sweet feeling to be in love. 
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 11:08:46 PM
I don't know what its like to love someone  :-\

It's a bitter sweet feeling to be in love. 
Don't lie to him.  It's mostly bitter.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 11:09:04 PM
Ive never known anyone that I wouldnt walk out on in 30 seconds flat if I spotted the heat around the corner
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: etiolate on February 15, 2007, 11:10:54 PM
Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.

You're doing this on puprose now.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: APF on February 16, 2007, 12:01:53 AM
Not really a confession, but I live an incredibly boring life punctuated by situations that are incredibly fucked-up.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 16, 2007, 12:06:36 AM
I do not actually like the Beatles.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: max_cool on February 16, 2007, 12:18:59 AM
I get Hemroids

beat that you assholes  :punch
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 16, 2007, 01:23:29 AM
How does someone get hemroids?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: bagofeyes on February 16, 2007, 01:25:26 AM
By kissing girls
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: max_cool on February 16, 2007, 01:59:37 AM
How does someone get hemroids?

it usually flares up after a particularly difficult dump
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: makaveli on February 16, 2007, 02:17:20 AM
im phoenix darks alt account
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Verboten on February 16, 2007, 02:27:09 AM
I honestly loved 2Pac, but every post and topic that Makaveli makes forces me to question my allegiance to him.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Itch on February 16, 2007, 02:53:50 AM
Confessions II?

Was there a confessions I?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Christopher on February 16, 2007, 03:04:48 AM
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=1696.0
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Christopher on February 16, 2007, 03:26:05 AM
I'll share something.

I have one of my REALLY good friends who is fucking amazing, now I have 5 REALLY close friends, and the rest are just bullshit friends. 

One of my friends Alyson is just fucking I dunno amazing, now she's honestly not that hot at all, but her mind is crazy...she's ALWAYS helped me on all my biology bullshit - always.  Just the conversations with her are so deep.

Anyway when we go to parties, I'm not a good dancer lol, I'm not at all.  So I usually just kinna slide behind a girl and follow her ass/hips and let her do the work...now that works about um 75% of the times I'd say. 

Now when Alyson is at a party I find her ass and dance with her throughout like every song - she's fuckiing GODLY on the dance floor...I know I made that topic about how White bitches can't dance that good, and they can't compared to ethnic women.  I honestly don't really get boners from dancing that much, but god damn alyson puts me at rock solid hard everytime...she knows how to work that shit on the dance floor.

Now I've had SO many opportunites to fuck her - my god so many, but as a gentleman I've always held back.

My dielma I've been facing recently seeing as how i'm a dry spell hardcore since I'm doing work/gym/class and just spending a lot of me time is do I really want to get a piece of that before we part next year?

I mean god damn imagine her in bed if she can just work the dance floor...but would it ruin the friendship - she's the coolest, smartest girl I know.

I have two good girlfriends like this, but the other one is hot :drool, and I've never really entertained the thought since she sucks dancing lol.

guys what do you think?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: xnikki118x on February 16, 2007, 03:29:00 AM
I used to shoplift.

I loved *NSYNC.

I still love Hanson.

I often worry that I'll be a terrible mother.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 16, 2007, 03:31:17 AM
I used to shoplift.

I loved *NSYNC.

I still love Hanson.

I often worry that I'll be a terrible mother.
If you make them listen to Hanson you will be.

Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: xnikki118x on February 16, 2007, 03:36:57 AM
I used to shoplift.

I loved *NSYNC.

I still love Hanson.

I often worry that I'll be a terrible mother.
If you make them listen to Hanson you will be.

::) Tell me something I haven't heard for the past 10 years.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: BlackMage on February 16, 2007, 03:50:23 AM
I am a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 16, 2007, 04:01:03 AM
I am a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
I make you look like the Einstein of social life.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: cloudwalking on February 16, 2007, 04:03:56 AM
i flew halfway across the world to meet someone for the first time. and i was 17.

i only eat one meal a day (dinner) and snack the rest of the time.

i've never initiated a single one of my friendships. all of my friends approached me first and started talking.

i love blasting loud dance music when i'm home alone and dancing around the house.

i dream every single night.

i have cybered before (and it was fun).

i'm super quiet and shy in real life. i don't approach people, so a lot of people get the vibe that i'm extremely conceited.

working retail has made me extremely bitter towards the general public and i know i shouldn't be.

i can be really snotty to people sometimes, and then i feel terrible about it.

my dog was my best friend before she died. we did everything together.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2007, 04:13:53 AM
I'm kinda a "hip" geek.  At high school, I was prom king, but I played Pokemon and was the editor of the school news paper and the chess club founder.  I had a huge ass afro and I even wore a pick in it.  I was pretty geeky-phresh.

I'm not a big fan of sex.  I play this gay-goddess on NeoG, but I'm actually not a big fan of the whole act.  Big romantic at heart; I find sex is the least important thing in a relationship, and I would prefer a really fun, energetic guy who sucked at sex as opposed to a boring slut.  No fun.

My mother is a pretty big celebrity, and she's pretty much best friends with Carmen Electra, Andy Dick and Pamela Anderson. 

A swell friend of *mine* is Dee Wallace Stone, the mom from ET.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Bacon on February 16, 2007, 04:18:38 AM
Fucking men would turn me off to sex too.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 12:31:14 PM
and I would prefer a really fun, energetic guy who sucked at sex as opposed to a boring slut.  No fun.
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

me too.

except not a guy.  you understand, right babe?

but yeah.  And what's really horrible is that no girl believes me when I tell this. 
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Tauntaun on February 16, 2007, 01:16:53 PM
but yeah.  And what's really horrible is that no girl believes me when I tell this

That's probably because whenever you've told a girl this you haven't been punching yourself repeatedly in the balls while screaming "MAKE ME A BETTER MAN!"  It works dude.  :-*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:punch :punch
[close]
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Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 01:20:41 PM
 :o


 ???
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 16, 2007, 01:22:44 PM
:o


 ???

Dude, I'm a genius, FoC and I came up with the greatest movie idea known to man the other day.  So like, listen to me and stuff cause I'll use my jedi mind tricks (they work over the net too).  :P
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: whiteACID on February 16, 2007, 02:01:09 PM
i've never initiated a single one of my friendships. all of my friends approached me first and started talking.

i have cybered before (and it was fun).

i'm super quiet and shy in real life. i don't approach people, so a lot of people get the vibe that i'm extremely conceited.

i can be really snotty to people sometimes, and then i feel terrible about it.

Stole some from Cloud because they describe me and i don't feel like thinking right now

another one, I'm not actually slutty or dirty irl

also I'm not really a bitch like I can be on forums, i'm actually to nice and somewhat of a pushover
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Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 02:05:11 PM
whiteACID, you sent me a PM first.  You initiated our friendship!
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Post by: whiteACID on February 16, 2007, 02:06:27 PM
oh bullshit
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Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 02:08:11 PM
oh bullshit
???

DON'T LIE

oh bullshit.  you're ashamed now.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 02:30:20 PM
I'll share something.

I have one of my REALLY good friends who is fucking amazing, now I have 5 REALLY close friends, and the rest are just bullshit friends. 

One of my friends Alyson is just fucking I dunno amazing, now she's honestly not that hot at all, but her mind is crazy...she's ALWAYS helped me on all my biology bullshit - always.  Just the conversations with her are so deep.

Anyway when we go to parties, I'm not a good dancer lol, I'm not at all.  So I usually just kinna slide behind a girl and follow her ass/hips and let her do the work...now that works about um 75% of the times I'd say. 

Now when Alyson is at a party I find her ass and dance with her throughout like every song - she's fuckiing GODLY on the dance floor...I know I made that topic about how White bitches can't dance that good, and they can't compared to ethnic women.  I honestly don't really get boners from dancing that much, but god damn alyson puts me at rock solid hard everytime...she knows how to work that shit on the dance floor.

Now I've had SO many opportunites to fuck her - my god so many, but as a gentleman I've always held back.

My dielma I've been facing recently seeing as how i'm a dry spell hardcore since I'm doing work/gym/class and just spending a lot of me time is do I really want to get a piece of that before we part next year?

I mean god damn imagine her in bed if she can just work the dance floor...but would it ruin the friendship - she's the coolest, smartest girl I know.

I have two good girlfriends like this, but the other one is hot :drool, and I've never really entertained the thought since she sucks dancing lol.

guys what do you think?
Dude, I just read this on GAF.  If she has feelings for you (or vice versa) and the feelings are not reciprocated, it will ruin the friendship.  Just don't make it awkward afterwards and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: HomShaBom on February 16, 2007, 02:39:22 PM
I have no actual friends outside the internet.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2007, 02:42:27 PM
I went to an Ivy League school.  :o
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 16, 2007, 02:49:00 PM
I have no actual friends outside the internet.

 :( You seem nice I'd be your friend outside the internet.

I went to an Ivy League school.  :o

Cajole is smart!? NO WAI!

Which school did you go to?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2007, 02:58:50 PM
I have no actual friends outside the internet.

 :( You seem nice I'd be your friend outside the internet.

I went to an Ivy League school.  :o

Cajole is smart!? NO WAI!

Which school did you go to?

 :wag
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 16, 2007, 03:00:43 PM
Affirmative action for the win.  :spin
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 03:23:51 PM
i've never initiated a single one of my friendships. all of my friends approached me first and started talking.

i have cybered before (and it was fun).

i'm super quiet and shy in real life. i don't approach people, so a lot of people get the vibe that i'm extremely conceited.

i can be really snotty to people sometimes, and then i feel terrible about it.

Stole some from Cloud because they describe me and i don't feel like thinking right now

another one, I'm not actually slutty or dirty irl

also I'm not really a bitch like I can be on forums, i'm actually to nice and somewhat of a pushover


Your confessions in the first thread were better.  I particularly liked the part of spamming ogrish pics to relatives, is that true?

Hmm


I got busted shoplifting, stealing thousands of dollars of videogames as a child.  I now work setting up that chain's security systems, doubt they know I was caught, there was no permanent record allegedly.

I struggled to get a C in BC Calculus in high school, but it all clicked at the end as I got a 5 on the AP test.

I used to prank call girls in high school and junior high, no wonder I still can't talk to them.

I once was part of ritualistic terrorizing of a kid around 12 years old, involving dropping off a heavy bench and threatening letter in his yard, and sitting in his driveway blaring the car horn and flashing the lights for 30 seconds before driving off.

My friends and I perfected the art of flour throwing.  We would drive around and look for unsuspecting people to throw a brick bag of flour at, hoping to explode in a white powder.  One of the best hits was a guy riding a bicycle who wabbled for about 10 seconds before falling down.  The other was hitting some guy with a mohawk in a car right beside us.  The bag split right where the doors were, spilling flour into the car like a bomb.  It was amazing, it resulted in a 15 minute high speed chase in downtown Charlotte as we ran for our lives.  We drove down the wrong way on one way streets, ran lights, but eventually they caught us and hit our car with a beer bottle.  We were happy we didn't have to call the cops for protection.


When I think about the shit we did in high school, we would be labeled terrorists nowadays. 
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Post by: whiteACID on February 16, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
Yes, I anonymously send pictures of porn and gore to relatives through e-mail.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 03:51:28 PM
That's hilarious.  You're like an onion, so many layers  :-*
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Post by: whiteACID on February 16, 2007, 03:53:42 PM
But I'll always make you cry.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 03:55:26 PM
Yeah, you and every other girl.  Don't think that makes you special  :'(
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 16, 2007, 03:59:09 PM
Quote
I once was part of ritualistic terrorizing of a kid around 12 years old, involving dropping off a heavy bench and threatening letter in his yard, and sitting in his driveway blaring the car horn and flashing the lights for 30 seconds before driving off.

That was YOU?! Asshole. :'(
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 04:01:26 PM
 :lol


If that was you, you fucking started it.  We had just had a nice afternoon at Carowinds and you decided to throw a super bouncy ball at my friends' car.  Just cause you're with mommy doesn't mean some psychos won't haunt you for a few months, junior.  Don't throw shit at other people's cars!












A lesson my friends and I were late to learn as well, as referenced by the flour story  :lol
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Post by: brawndolicious on February 16, 2007, 04:02:05 PM
I know all of you that are gay.
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Post by: Vizzys on February 16, 2007, 04:05:32 PM
I pushed a friend of mine down a hill once. He had this wicked scar (big) on his arm from something that cut him on the way down. ;o
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 04:07:26 PM
I pushed a friend of mine down a hill once. He had this wicked scar (big) on his arm from something that cut him on the way down. ;o


Ohh good one.

I broke a friend's collar bone with a rock.  I was on top of a wall that was about 50 feet up (there was a platform).  There were about 40 kids below the wall, and I hit him with a one in a million shot.  I felt pretty bad about that one.  If I had wanted to nail him, I would have missed him by a freaking mile.
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Post by: tiesto on February 16, 2007, 06:23:03 PM
I've tittyfucked a chubby girl before
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Post by: Himu on February 16, 2007, 06:25:50 PM
I've masturbated to someone's pic here.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 06:27:20 PM
I've tittyfucked a chubby girl before
If that counts, then I've got loads of confessions.  :-\
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Post by: BlackMage on February 16, 2007, 06:30:18 PM
I've masturbated to someone's pic here.

i feel so used
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Post by: makaveli on February 16, 2007, 06:32:24 PM
i have trouble asking out girls
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 06:32:41 PM
I've tittyfucked a chubby girl before
If that counts, then I've got loads of confessions.  :-\

Loads on their fat titties?   :-*
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Post by: Himu on February 16, 2007, 06:33:54 PM
One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

I've masturbated in the church restroom once.

In first year of college, I lived in a co-ed dorm. My and my buds got drunk and decided to piss in a bucket and splash it all over this bitch's door who we hated like none other.

I've cyber'd before.

My penis isn't actually 10 inches long.
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 16, 2007, 06:35:09 PM
i have trouble asking out girls

Not even Tupac can help you there.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: BlackMage on February 16, 2007, 06:35:23 PM
One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

I've masturbated in the church restroom once.

In first year of college, I lived in a co-ed dorm. My and my buds got drunk and decided to piss in a bucket and splash it all over this bitch's door who we hated like none other.

I've cyber'd before.

My penis isn't actually 10 inches long.

give me my pictures back!
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Post by: Himu on February 16, 2007, 06:36:19 PM
give me my pictures back!

 ??? :-\ :'(
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 16, 2007, 06:37:11 PM
One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

I've masturbated in the church restroom once.

In first year of college, I lived in a co-ed dorm. My and my buds got drunk and decided to piss in a bucket and splash it all over this bitch's door who we hated like none other.

I've cyber'd before.

My penis isn't actually 10 inches long.

Jesus Christ! Himumu..... :(

and your not a mandingo!? So much in so little time....
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Post by: Himu on February 16, 2007, 06:38:46 PM
I didn't say I'm not a mandingo. My penis is still bigger than average, but it's no 10 inches. That's just stupid.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: BlackMage on February 16, 2007, 06:42:22 PM
I didn't say I'm not a mandingo. My penis is still bigger than average, but it's no 10 inches. That's just stupid.

stupid..like a fox!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 06:45:09 PM
I've tittyfucked a chubby girl before
If that counts, then I've got loads of confessions.  :-\

Loads on their fat titties?   :-*
:rofl :rofl

Yes :-[
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 06:52:49 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero.  I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 06:55:21 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero.  I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.
:o

I have AIM.  It's Mupepe.  IM me any time!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: max_cool on February 16, 2007, 07:00:09 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero.  I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.
I have AIDS.

it was only a matter of time
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2007, 07:01:11 PM
Mupepe, you have to switch avatars. I'm too fucking confused right now.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 07:03:29 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero.  I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.
I have AIDS.

it was only a matter of time
What tha?  :(

Cajole: Confused?  With what?  :(  6 hours people!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 07:13:48 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero.  I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.
:o

I have AIM.  It's Mupepe.  IM me any time!


Word, I plan to, once I can gather the courage  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 07:24:43 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero.  I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.
:o

I have AIM.  It's Mupepe.  IM me any time!


Word, I plan to, once I can gather the courage  :-*
:-*  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: bagofeyes on February 16, 2007, 07:51:33 PM
I get confused between CajoleJuice and Cheebs
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 16, 2007, 08:03:49 PM
:lol


If that was you, you fucking started it.  We had just had a nice afternoon at Carowinds and you decided to throw a super bouncy ball at my friends' car.  Just cause you're with mommy doesn't mean some psychos won't haunt you for a few months, junior.  Don't throw shit at other people's cars!




A lesson my friends and I were late to learn as well, as referenced by the flour story  :lol

lolz, no.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: makaveli on February 16, 2007, 08:28:40 PM
i lose and gain weight rapidly for no reason
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Christopher on February 20, 2007, 12:03:25 AM
:-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 20, 2007, 12:18:13 AM
I would much rather be on here than talking to people in real life.  The only person I trust is my grandma.  I feel like I have no friends even though people like me and invite me out to places.  I am really considering moving to Houston in a year, and then try and work in Austin after school.   


and whats this cybering you guys are talking about?  internet/IM sex?  if so I've done that too, and I'm not ashamed of it.  It was hot.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Christopher on February 20, 2007, 12:22:41 AM
well how exactly do you cyber I've never done that - seems distinguished mentally-challenged to type :-\

I get like that too Mike somedays I'll be mr. social, and then some days I'd rather just chill on the computer and chill with you guys.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 20, 2007, 12:27:45 AM
well how exactly do you cyber I've never done that - seems distinguished mentally-challenged to type :-\

I get like that too Mike somedays I'll be mr. social, and then some days I'd rather just chill on the computer and chill with you guys.

well I want to be on here everyday.  hell even on this week away everyone in a while I would think I wonder whats happening on eb. 

Cybering was fun, but I did it in grade 8/9 before I did much with a girl so having her describe her self masturbating was awesome.  probably wouldn't be as fun now...though I'm willing to try cloud...or whiteacid...or both  ;) :hyper
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: xnikki118x on February 20, 2007, 12:38:09 AM
One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

OMG are you guys still friends?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:21:42 AM
I vomited on my very first day of high school.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2007, 02:22:55 AM
One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

OMG are you guys still friends?

I haven't seen him in years.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: cloudwalking on February 20, 2007, 02:24:56 AM
cybering can be really fun if both people are into it and GOOD at it and not shy.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Bacon on February 20, 2007, 02:33:50 AM
I make a great cyberer.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2007, 02:35:34 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 20, 2007, 02:43:12 AM
I just threw up and i have no porn and haven't gotten Off in weeks my ball's are the size of kiwis. oh and my girl turned on me again ="( and im fuckin sick cant sleep and i have no computer
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 02:44:15 AM
Wow you're pathetic.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: littlemathletics on February 20, 2007, 02:48:05 AM
A number of years ago, I was in a band that recorded a rap-rock song.

I did vocals.

 :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:51:44 AM
There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool :D I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating. Getting fucked against a wall.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 02:55:18 AM
There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool :D I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating.

What's the best way for a guy to get a girl off?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Bacon on February 20, 2007, 02:55:31 AM
There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool :D I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating.

I hope Lonestar doesn't get sent to prison.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:58:48 AM
A number of years ago, I was in a band that recorded a rap-rock song.

I did vocals.

 :'(

While I don't know you, we must be provided with this song.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: xnikki118x on February 20, 2007, 03:04:29 AM
A number of years ago, I was in a band that recorded a rap-rock song.

I did vocals.

 :'(

While I don't know you, we must be provided with this song.

I agree.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: littlemathletics on February 20, 2007, 03:15:10 AM
Muhhhhhhhh okay. It's called "Doctor Rock Suck", and is by Doctor Rock. Can you taste our teenage irony?

But....this is really embarrassing. I don't even play this to friends anymore.

At some point, hopefully I'll have the chance to redeem my musical tastes/abilities, since I have been in bands that I'm actually proud of. Let me just preface this by stating that I don't, and didn't, enjoy this genre of music. And it was quite some time ago...

Can you tell this makes me uncomfortable?

Doctor Rock Suck (http://users.tpg.com.au/112358/drrocksuck.mp3)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 04:20:30 AM
One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

Is your friend David Bowie?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 04:21:47 AM
There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool :D I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating.

What's the best way for a guy to get a girl off?

I won't give you graphic tips but I can tell you how to get started pretty effectively and that's focus on the neck. Neck kissing, nibbling, love biting etc. etc. is hot as fuck.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: cloudwalking on February 20, 2007, 04:40:21 AM
lemurs is right on the money here!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: bagofeyes on February 20, 2007, 04:50:02 AM
Whenever I touch a neck I have to stop myself from throttling it
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: etiolate on February 20, 2007, 08:18:16 AM
wtf is nerd echelons?

And yes, the neck is an erotic and vulnerable spot.  For some reason in studies it gets tied to the shoulders, when the shoulders are totally different.  The neck has that juglar running through it and a lot more nerves. Letting someone that near to a major vein is a, uh, multi-leveled intimacy Physical, emotional and powerful.(blah blah blah). If vampires were biting people on the shoulder, Anne Rice would have no career.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition.
Post by: Bacon on February 20, 2007, 08:54:10 AM
There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool :D I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating.

What's the best way for a guy to get a girl off?

I won't give you graphic tips but I can tell you how to get started pretty effectively and that's focus on the neck. Neck kissing, nibbling, love biting etc. etc. is hot as fuck.

Don't forget choking.