No one here likes Naruto I suspect
You like my new avatar?
I'm never ever drinking again.
What's funny is I passed out on her bed and she slept on the floor. :lol
What's funny is I passed out on her bed and she slept on the floor. :lol
She was drunk, you were drunk on her bed...and nothing happened? wow
What's funny is I passed out on her bed and she slept on the floor. :lol
She was drunk, you were drunk on her bed...and nothing happened? wow
What's funny is I passed out on her bed and she slept on the floor. :lol
She was drunk, you were drunk on her bed...and nothing happened? wow
Look who's talking.
Its not rape is she's practically throwing herself at you and begging you to bone her, either! :violin
Its not rape is she's practically throwing herself at you and begging you to bone her, either! :violin
Well what if she's out of her mind and isn't herself? It would be like having sex with Boromir after the ring made him crazy
you make a complete fool of yourself on the forums everyday. You should be used to this by now.
She's pretty cute. Beautiful eyes.
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I drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.
lol, internetShe's pretty cute. Beautiful eyes.
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Meh.
averageShe's pretty cute. Beautiful eyes.
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Meh.
eh shes pretty. don't be dumb shake!
Meh.
Meh.
She's no Band of Brothers DVD. I'll give you that.
Meh.
She's no Band of Brothers DVD. I'll give you that.
What?
BogI drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.
Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?
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BogI drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.
Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?
How should I respond to this girl on facebook?
The three closest friends I have had at school have all dropped out. Two this semester.BogI drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.
Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?
You need friends Malek :(
:(The three closest friends I have had at school have all dropped out. Two this semester.BogI drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.
Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?
You need friends Malek :(
No, Oldboy is not meh. You shut your goddamned mouth! :punch
I have two months left.:(The three closest friends I have had at school have all dropped out. Two this semester.BogI drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.
Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?
You need friends Malek :(
Why not move somewhere else and start anew?
Should I ask her if she wants to do something?She would only want to do it with a man who can handle his booze.
No, Oldboy is not meh. You shut your goddamned mouth! :punch
Owned.
UM has a great law school MalekI'm sure the deadline has long since passed.
I sent her a facebook message, "Come get some." :lol Wonder if that was too blunt.
Dude, that bitch's camera is fucking sweet. Will you steal it for me?
Dude, that bitch's camera is fucking sweet. Will you steal it for me?
Dude, that bitch's camera is fucking sweet. Will you steal it for me?
I have a better one with more lenses.
Dude, that bitch's camera is fucking sweet. Will you steal it for me?
I have a better one with more lenses.
I have a better one, too, but you can't fuck with the classics. What year is that one? Can't tell from the pic. Is it a recent one or one of the tasty old ones? Nikon film SLRs ftw.
oh the king cake -- yeah only a few people had some, so i still have a crap load of it. not sure what i'm going to do with it. you're more than welcome to it if you want.
don't worry about the picture frame. i'm going to take it to Michael's tomorrow just to get a new piece of glass -- this picture was untouched so it's all good. it was a good party. i'm glad you had fun. you didn't even try to get a raised price on the camera. haha.
you could have totally taken advantage -- i was pretty gone myself.
but yeah, you're more than welcome to the cake and you can always bring movies here. i'm probably going to do the same this weekend. talk to you soon!
Man, I don't know If I can finish that cake by myself though.
I rented 8 1/2 and Paths of Glory but they are due back on Monday. You interrested in watching either of those and helping me with that cake?
Dude, you have to be making her message to you up. No girl ever says shit like "you could have totally taken advantage -- i was pretty gone myself."
:rofl :roflDude, you have to be making her message to you up. No girl ever says shit like "you could have totally taken advantage -- i was pretty gone myself."
She was talking abouta film camera I am selling to her. Not Sex.
or was she? ???I reread and she was totally talking about the camera
Fuck :'(
But you know what, I drank soo much that I wouldnt have been able to have had sex. I didnt feel like moving at all I felt like I was going to die. I even slept with my head over the toilet seat for half an hour.
Wait, what camera did you buy from her?I think he sold her one
Wait, what camera did you buy from her?
get laid jackass go tonight
i dunno. strike while the iron is hotget laid jackass go tonight
I told her tomorrow night. I still feel like shit and I don't want to seem desperate.
Seriously. It's one thing to fuck around and make her wait for you to call for the first date, but if she wants to fuck, you don't turn that down. Call her back, tell her you feel like shit, and you'll come over if she's got something that'll make you feel better. :-*i dunno. strike while the iron is hotget laid jackass go tonight
I told her tomorrow night. I still feel like shit and I don't want to seem desperate.
I don't know if she wanted to fuck or what. I'm not thinking about it cause if i do i'll just get nervous.thats a good thing
Also, why does she have to be best friends with the other girl, who i am practically in love with. :-\
Re read the thread. Thats not what happened at all.Ahh nevermind then. i'm pretty hungover and ready for bed. Best of luck with your situation.
having sex with her best friend will probably ruin any chance with her.
She Just called me, she got the facebook message and now she really wants my nuts! Holy shit this girl does not play around.
I don't know if she wanted to fuck or what. I'm not thinking about it cause if i do i'll just get nervous.
You'll find a way to fuck this up, probably.
She called me 10 minutes later and said that sounds great. So tonight we're gonan watch a movie.
Don't be jealous boogie, i'll tell you all the details afterwords.
Don't be jealous boogie, i'll tell you all the details afterwords.
oh, FoC, I shouldn't crush your comfortable little worldview, so I'll keep letting you think I'm more hopeless than women with you.
Don't be jealous boogie, i'll tell you all the details afterwords.
oh, FoC, I shouldn't crush your comfortable little worldview, so I'll keep letting you think I'm more hopeless than women with you.
If you say so boogie. Say wasnt this you.spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/coreyfaRT.jpg)[close]
Making dinner, complete with candlelight, then a campus musical production called "Nine". Don't know anything about it, but the posters look sexy. There will also be feeding of Godiva liqueur truffles. Whipped cream may also be involved, but that's just a rumour at this point.
She called and suggestd Chinatown. :lol :lol :lol
I was like, Uh how about Paths of Glory
We watched the Proposition. I got a handjob and lots of tits. Thats the short version
We watched the Proposition. I got a handjob and lots of tits. Thats the short version
We watched the Proposition. I got a handjob and lots of tits. Thats the short version
Isn't it a western movie?
It was a decent movie.Did you cum or not?
She had her hand all over my dick, of course. But it did take a while. :lolWhat kind of bra was she wearing?? :drool
Was it a super padded armor bra or a soft barely there bra?
It was beige and had hearts and stuff. She really liked it when I would bite her nipples.rawr. did you finger her?? :drool
Naw, her pants wernt removed, she kept saying "I bet you think I'm easy, but im not." blah blah.Easy way to fix that, start rubbing on her pussy over her pants. This girl sounds slutty enough that if you just got her going, she'd let you unbutton her pants and finger her.
Yeah, if he gets laid before I do I will take a week pluto.
I didnt want to take her pants off yet, I'm pretty sure she would have but I dont think she wanted to go so fast.Why the hell not??
I was really suprised with myself, after we made the first move and started making out, I was pretty damn smooth. But before the kiss I was pretty pathetic. :lol
Did she watch you cum? Oh god that's what I like
i mean I did, but I didnt want to move to fast either you know? Trust me, I enjoyed myself enough.Not really. I always wanted to move as fast as possible. Especially when I was a virgin. I dunno. Then I've always been over-horny.
i mean I did, but I didnt want to move to fast either you know? Trust me, I enjoyed myself enough.Not really. I always wanted to move as fast as possible. Especially when I was a virgin. I dunno. Then I've always been over-horny.
foc is very good looking :drooli mean I did, but I didnt want to move to fast either you know? Trust me, I enjoyed myself enough.Not really. I always wanted to move as fast as possible. Especially when I was a virgin. I dunno. Then I've always been over-horny.
see when ever I did that I would always fuck up and end up with the girl never talking to me again, though it was really young when that was going on. So many times when I ended up getting nothing because I pushed for more :(
so foc is she good looking?
She into porn and stuff. She watches porn by herself and was really open about those sort of things, which was intimidating for me at first.
She into porn and stuff. She watches porn by herself and was really open about those sort of things, which was intimidating for me at first.
She also said she want's to have a lesbian experience while she is in college. I sked her "Threesome?" and she said it was a possibility! :hyper
If she's into porn she no doubt has pics online. No pics, no sale
I already showed a pic.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/mastershake05/Photo9.jpg)I already showed a pic.
where, can i see it?
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/mastershake05/Photo9.jpg)I already showed a pic.
where, can i see it?
::)I hear you have soft hands.
Yeah, but I have sharp teeth.
I hear you have a soft mouth. Let's do this. :-*
Hey malek:More useful than a phil degree.
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thats a girl? i thought that was foc. does she have a mullet?
Whatever dude, I'm getting a boner just looking at that picture of me.
:rofl :rofl :roflWhatever dude, I'm getting a boner just looking at that picture of me.
You're pretty much the only one.
Whatever dude, I'm getting a boner just looking at that picture of me.
You're pretty much the only one.
Should I be making out with a DVD box in my picture?
Should I be making out with a DVD box in my picture?
Hm that should tell you something about her looks lolz
Should I be making out with a DVD box in my picture?
Hm that should tell you something about her looks lolz
No, you just suck at e-battles. lolz
No, you just suck at e-battles. lolz
But succeed in getting a girl to touch my dick.
too bad you are a little late to the party.