THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bloodwake on February 18, 2007, 03:13:18 AM

Title: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 18, 2007, 03:13:18 AM

SO, this is the thread for people who just can't afford the shit, or are under 21. Either way, it's three in the morning and we are really, really fucking bored.

Because I am. Christ, I'm so fucking bored right now.

Title: Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 18, 2007, 03:15:11 AM

WTF WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

I've missed my queen :(

Title: Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2007, 03:16:22 AM

i can't drink because my throat is swollen tighter than FoC's butthole. wait. i meant two things that were the SAME in that simile, not completely different. my bad!

Title: Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 18, 2007, 03:18:23 AM

FoC's butthole is far from tight. Today it's as impregnable as a wet sponge

Title: Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2007, 03:18:49 AM

hence my joke

Title: Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
Post by: bagofeyes on February 18, 2007, 03:19:18 AM

I wish I was jerking off. Being sick has left me erectionless.

Title: Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 18, 2007, 03:20:33 AM

I wish I was home.  :(

Title: Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 18, 2007, 03:21:13 AM

Sorry, jokes about FoC's anus rub me the wrong way. It's a pretty sad affair.  :(

Title: Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 18, 2007, 03:24:12 AM

PD, I've been way too busy with college.

And I officially got drunk last weekend for the very, very first time. And, I almost left the virgin club, but most of my morals prevailed and I resisted.

I really want to get drunk again. Alas, the not being 21 really keeps this shit from happening.