THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Black Stallion on February 18, 2007, 04:02:30 PM
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Okay Dwinky, go ahead... since you pity my life what changes should I make so that it would be more satisfactory to you? Should I gain 75 lbs? Should I have a mouthbreathing daughter out of wedlock by some ugly chick? Should I get a kick ass job filing papers in human resources? I mean, since you are in a position to pity me and my life I'm sure yours must be so much more interesting.
Should I make more posts and surf the net more often? I mean, help a brother out. I wanna be cool... like you.
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Drinky is about as pathetic as they come. He's a one trick trolling pony who was funny for a week on GAF. He's not schooling anybody on anything.
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If you're going to try insult him on a personal level, could you please try and make it at least 50% accurate?
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Drinky may suck, but at least he seems cooler than you.
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sure. i'm a helpful guy -- it's what's made me the hero i am!
1) stop trying so hard. it's sad. you're really not very smart. stick to the silly web gags and photoshops, and you'll improve.
2) acknowledge that you really have nothing to offer even web forum folks, and focus on real self-improvement. date a girl or two. get some life experiences that might actually back your trolls, instead of navel-gazing and begging for approval from your disaffected parents.
3) get an education and confidence! you overextend yourself. even in your pictures, you never look natural -- you're the black duder trying too hard to be the life of the party and embarrassing even the white kids.
4) recognize that you're middle-class and from the 'burbs like the rest of us. you will never be "real", and you'll never have game. it doesn't make you a failure; it just makes you like everyone else!
do this, and the pity's over! until then, keep up unintentionally amusing us all!
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I think bringing his daughter into it is kinda stepping over the line. Making fun of him is ok though.
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Wait... out of wedlock!?
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i'm as shocked as you! :o :o :o
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sure. i'm a helpful guy -- it's what's made me the hero i am!
1) stop trying so hard. it's sad. you're really not very smart. stick to the silly web gags and photohops, and you'll improve.
2) acknowledge that you really have nothing to offer even web forum folks, and focus on real self-improvement. date a girl or two. get some life experiences that might actually back your trolls, instead of navel-gazing and begging for approval from your disaffected parents.
3) get an education and confidence! you overextend yourself. even in your pictures, you never look natural -- you're the black duder trying too hard to be the life of the party and embarrassing even the white kids.
4) recognize that you're middle-class and from the 'burbs like the rest of us. you will never be "real", and you'll never have game. it doesn't make you a failure; it just makes you like everyone else!
do this, and the pity's over! until then, keep up unintentionally amusing us all!
I was being sarcastic when I made this thread. You're not cool at all. You're a fat loser. Your're probably one of the most annoying feeling catchers on the net, yet you think you're smart, witty, and interesting.
You're none of those things.
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Irony at its finest. :rofl
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lol, TBS resorted to calling someone a fatty. He's so clever.
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well, you got the perfectly apropos advice free of charge! don't hate; appreciate
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I was being sarcastic when I made this thread. You're not cool at all. You're a fat loser. Your're probably one of the most annoying feeling catchers on the net, yet you think you're smart, witty, and interesting.
You're none of those things.
This sounds like something Catalyst would say
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I was being sarcastic when I made this thread. You're not cool at all. You're a fat loser. Your're probably one of the most annoying feeling catchers on the net, yet you think you're smart, witty, and interesting.
You're none of those things.
This sounds like something Catalyst would say
Eew.
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rape some one