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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 01:02:59 AM

Title: I want to punch Jack Black in his titanic fat stupid head.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 01:02:59 AM: How does anyone find that fuck Jack Black funny? He plays the exact same character in every movie. Tenacious D aren't funny although I do think they can sing and play their instruments. I give them credit for that.

A Jack Black joke consists of a raised eyebrow and not much else besides his nauseating delivery. I want to kick him in his fat until he can't raise his eyebrow anymore. He ruined king kong.

IT WAS BEAUTY KILLED THE BEAST *raised eyebrow*.
I get douche chills every time I see him on screen.
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Post by: Prost on February 19, 2007, 01:05:04 AM: he was sort of a short fad ;( but it was funny while it lasted imo
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Post by: bagofeyes on February 19, 2007, 01:07:36 AM: You get douche chills? :lol
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 01:08:10 AM: lolz

douche chills

lolz
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Post by: cloudwalking on February 19, 2007, 01:11:01 AM: douche chills :o i know the feeling
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Post by: Beezy on February 19, 2007, 01:11:07 AM: I came for the rant.

I stayed for the douche chills. :lol
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 01:13:41 AM: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche+chills (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche+chills)
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Post by: bagofeyes on February 19, 2007, 01:15:14 AM: Wow, I can't keep up with the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow speak of the younger generation
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Post by: The Sceneman on February 19, 2007, 01:15:43 AM: Jack Black is a stupid fat cunt. Not funny in the slightest. Sooooo full of himself.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2007, 01:16:10 AM: He was funny in Saving Silverman. That's it.
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Post by: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 01:30:54 AM: I hope they cast Jack Black in the role of Ignatius Reilly in A Confederacy of Dunces movie.

Because every actor who was ever selected for that part has died. Jim Beluchi, John Candy, and Chris Farley. Jack Black is expendable.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 01:32:44 AM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 01:30:54 AM
I hope they cast Jack Black in the role of Ignatius Reilly in A Confederacy of Dunces movie.

Because every actor who was ever selected for that part has died. Jim Beluchi, John Candy, and Chris Farley. Jack Black is expendable.

Will Ferrel is still alive and well, unfortunately.
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Post by: BobbyRobby on February 19, 2007, 03:08:19 AM: School of Rock was awesome. feel good movie
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Post by: ToxicAdam on February 19, 2007, 01:40:37 PM: High Fidelity was his high point, IMO. Downhill from there.

I just saw a movie this weekend (The Holiday (Jude Law, Cam. Diaz, Kate Winslet, Him)) where he played a romantic lead. It was pretty unbearable to imagine someone like Kate Winslet falling for him. Kind of ruined an otherwise perfectly acceptable chick flick.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 19, 2007, 01:58:34 PM: The Tenacious D HBO show, his Mr Show appearances, High Fidelity, and School of Rock are all great JB moments.
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Post by: APF on February 19, 2007, 02:27:52 PM: I just liked the Tenacious D HBO shorts, didn't like anything else he's been in.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 19, 2007, 02:38:00 PM: Oh, douchechill, like Tobias in Arrested Development? Very clever and original!
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Post by: Vizzys on February 19, 2007, 03:09:26 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 19, 2007, 02:38:00 PM
Oh, douchechill, like Tobias in Arrested Development? Very clever and original!
dont ruin the moment :shh
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Post by: chiller on February 19, 2007, 03:20:23 PM: He was awesome as Jeepers Creepers!
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 19, 2007, 05:44:05 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 19, 2007, 01:32:44 AM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 01:30:54 AM
I hope they cast Jack Black in the role of Ignatius Reilly in A Confederacy of Dunces movie.

Because every actor who was ever selected for that part has died. Jim Beluchi, John Candy, and Chris Farley. Jack Black is expendable.

Will Ferrel is still alive and well, unfortunately.

Oh fuck off. :(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2007, 05:56:13 PM: My god Lemurs is a violent, confused pinay. I guess I'd be pissed too if I was 3'10 Tsk tsk
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Post by: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 06:18:14 PM: How tall are you PD?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2007, 06:32:47 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 06:18:14 PM
How tall are you PD?

6'2. Although I'm closer to 6'3
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Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2007, 07:09:54 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2007, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 06:18:14 PM
How tall are you PD?

6'2. Although I'm closer to 6'3
WTF?? You're taller than me. that's not right.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 07:10:19 PM: You're spanish.
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Post by: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 09:35:50 PM: Well I'm 5'6''
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Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2007, 09:36:12 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 09:35:50 PM
Well I'm 5'6''
Tell me more :drool
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 09:37:02 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 09:35:50 PM
Well I'm 5'6''

Cool, I'm 5'8''. We should have sex.
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Post by: demi on February 19, 2007, 09:40:05 PM: Jack Black does nothing for me, but I'd probably ream the other guy. Kyle. Or something.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2007, 10:31:16 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 19, 2007, 09:35:50 PM
Well I'm 5'6''

Well that's actually pretty big for a girl. Plus you're only like 16 right, so you're still growing I guess. Maybe one more inch before you stop growing
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Post by: mikesphat on February 19, 2007, 10:34:10 PM: i too am a jack black hater... i refuse to watch/listen to anything he has touched... there is a special place in hell for him... >:(