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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Himu on February 19, 2007, 06:21:47 PM

Title: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2007, 06:21:47 PM
Why do people celebrate this character in FFVII? He's a WIFE BEATER. He's a CRETIN. A foul shell of a man who's probably impotent. Yeah sure, he cusses a lot but he's a WIFE BEATER. The only cool wife beater is mupepe and he's not in a game.

Fuck that noise!
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: The Sceneman on February 19, 2007, 06:26:25 PM
Hes a smoker. Kids look up to him. His special move involves sticking dynamite up your ass crack
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2007, 06:30:06 PM
That is true. I forgot about that. That special rocks.
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: demi on February 19, 2007, 06:33:26 PM
This thread would probably get more posts on GAF. Don't you wish you could have posted it there?
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2007, 06:35:00 PM
 :lol

Demi, never change
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2007, 06:36:08 PM
Cid from FFIV :heartbeat
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: The Sceneman on February 19, 2007, 06:36:24 PM
I have a GAF account. I could post this thread there with Himuros OP but who know if I'll get ban.ned or not.

I would post at GAF all the time if I had a tag there  :'(
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2007, 06:37:22 PM
Cid in FFVI and VIII are the best.

In FFVI, he dresses like a condom.

In FFVIII, he looks like Robin Williams/Elton John, so that automatically makes me horny for him. Also, he's married to Edea. Hawt.
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2007, 06:37:57 PM
I have a GAF account. I could post this thread there with Himuros OP but who know if I'll get pluto.ned or not.

Why would you get plutoed? Replace Mupepe with Amirox and put a heart next to it <3

Post it.

Do it.
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: The Sceneman on February 19, 2007, 06:43:30 PM
threads made http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5603102#post5603102
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Disposable White Guy on February 19, 2007, 06:49:48 PM
Quote
(http://bestoftheblogs.com/uploaded_images/wifebeater-706264.jpg)
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2007, 06:56:02 PM
Cid is no good. Instead of simply making her a sex slave, he beats her! Remember when you first meet him? Cid is all,"SARAH WHY DIDN'T YOU SERVE THE GUESTS TEA, YOU BITCH?!"

Anger issues. Walked into the door my ass, that guy is out for blood.


Post that.
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Vizzys on February 19, 2007, 07:00:54 PM
BITCH YOU STILL HAVENT MADE TEA.

lol I just got past that part lately on my psp. Hes hilarious.
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: The Sceneman on February 19, 2007, 07:01:29 PM
Sorry dude, threads been locked lol

It was a pretty choice thread with lots of laughs and jokes and shit
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2007, 07:02:15 PM
gaf sucks.
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: The Sceneman on February 19, 2007, 07:08:18 PM
Yeah Im guessing the moderation didnt consider it to be legitimate gaming discussion. You saw all the Gaffers lining up to have fun in that thread
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: demi on February 19, 2007, 07:11:11 PM
The truth is in the pudding, Himuro makes horrible threads.
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Vizzys on February 19, 2007, 07:53:53 PM
nerd note: her name was shera

:gloomy
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: The Sceneman on February 19, 2007, 08:23:01 PM
Fuck I thought it was Sheena
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: littlemathletics on February 19, 2007, 08:29:22 PM
Fuck I thought it was Sheena

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Eastonscreen.JPG)

sorry cid i am too busy riding the morning train to make tea
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Mondain on February 19, 2007, 08:52:54 PM
uh, a "WIFE BEATER"?

it's nothing but a pretext, it's a plot element made to introduce his past hardships with the rocket
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: y2kev on February 20, 2007, 01:05:21 AM
nerd note: her name was shera

:gloomy

Yeah, pretty sure it was mistranslated.

And are they married? I can't remember. I know he treats her like shit...UNTIL HE REALIZES SHE LOVES HIM.
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2007, 01:05:52 AM
yeah right.  :D
Title: Re: CID IS A WIFE BEATER
Post by: The Sceneman on February 20, 2007, 01:12:54 AM
Im pretty sure he porked her WHENEVER HE WANTED TO