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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on February 19, 2007, 08:32:43 PM

Title: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 19, 2007, 08:32:43 PM
The Drinky Crow Foundation for Posting Excellence reports the following changes in poster returns this week:

Bull Market:
-- CajoleJuice +3/8
-- The Dark Shake +2 5/8 (recommend remove ignore rating for this week)
-- malek +1 1/2
-- whiteACID +2 (WoW shareholdings increase value)
-- Mupepe +1 1/8
-- Himuro +1
-- TVC-15 +3 1/4 (market move from Neez to Space Moose shows early gains)

Bear Market:
-- TheBlackStallion -415 3/4 (sell if you haven't)
-- Willco -1/2 (pro-Spielberg investments doubtful)
-- makaveli -4 (initial gains mitigated by stagnating troll market)
-- PhoenixDark -2 1/8 (Iraq futures improperly accounted; suspicions of fraud)
-- Drinky Crow -5/8 (consistent weak performance; MSFT buyout possible)

Recommendation: heavy investment in posters with with reputable cinematic and/or political taste seems to be a winning combination. WoW markets stay solid as ever, with whiteACID (RDWD) and affiliated corporate entites (MGFO) displaying strong revenue gains. Market absences from Saint Cornelius (SCRN) and other Ginger Holdings leave the Evilbore Exchange on dubious ground. More to follow.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 08:33:16 PM
omg omg omg :-[
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2007, 08:35:21 PM
I think you should buy Willco while its low, to make a huge profit.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: Beezy on February 19, 2007, 08:35:54 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 08:36:24 PM
I think you should buy Willco while its low, to make a huge profit.

BAD ADVICE.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: Vizzys on February 19, 2007, 08:37:15 PM
I should have invested in mupepe stock :gloomy
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2007, 08:38:30 PM
Looks like you're underestimating the stock of TRNY, which I own a 60% share in.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 08:38:46 PM
BUY WILLCO BUY BUY BUY

I'm going to buy a few cheap makaveli shares, anticipating the drama that will come when it is revealed to whom this joke account belongs.

There's heavy speculation in the PD market.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 19, 2007, 08:42:01 PM
Mupepe (PEPE) is a consistent performer, with better long term gains -- he's required for mid-market Evilbore portfolios. The Dark Shake (TDSH) is your best bet for immediate high returns, despite past investment failures in Borat and alliances with other low-performing stocks. FlameofCallandor (FOC) may soon be under non-virgin management, but we suspect not even regime change can fix its ailing management acumen. Don't invest in Drinky Crow (DRCR): it's an old-school company that isn't equipped for Evilbore Business 2.0.

Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 08:42:45 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: demi on February 19, 2007, 08:46:59 PM
mmm, bear market
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: TVC15 on February 19, 2007, 08:54:31 PM
Only 3 1/4 for TVC Enterprises?  Are you forgetting TOM OF FINLAND?
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: Mondain on February 19, 2007, 08:58:15 PM
Sony Automated Defense System, you are not
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 19, 2007, 09:00:42 PM
CajoleJuice investors should bail out while they can. That somewhat steady performer has plateaued. A power trip in IRC on February the 18th combined with the lack of jarosh support seems to indicate possible collapse.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 09:02:47 PM
CajoleJuice investors should bail out while they can. That somewhat steady performer has plateaued. A power trip in IRC on February the 18th combined with the lack of jarosh support seems to indicate possible collapse.

 :'(

I'll hold out till 300 for a potential increase.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: TVC15 on February 19, 2007, 09:07:53 PM
(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/snow_white.gif)
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: bagofeyes on February 19, 2007, 09:09:42 PM
According to G, TVC sucks. Time to sell?
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 09:10:46 PM
According to G, TVC sucks. Time to sell?

Buy more Mupepe.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: TVC15 on February 19, 2007, 09:15:10 PM
(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/time_machine1c.gif)
(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/time_machine2c.gif)
(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/time_machine3c.gif)
(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/time_machine4c.gif)
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 19, 2007, 09:16:21 PM
i invest my stock in cheeseburger and mupepe
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2007, 09:16:53 PM
 :-[

 :lol
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 19, 2007, 10:46:59 PM
I put all my money in TBS ... I thought his restructuring after the last bankruptcy was going to take hold.

 :'(


Looks like I will have to invest in a penny stock, like FOC.

Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: whiteACID on February 19, 2007, 11:02:26 PM
I personally am going to invest in whiteACID, with the shares she's also gaining at www.mupepe.com I think it's a worthwhile investment.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 19, 2007, 11:02:58 PM
:shh
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2007, 11:34:05 PM
I'd sell Malek. There's a 20% chance he'll ask for a ban within the next two days, there's a 10% chance he'll commit suicide at any time, and if the LSAT score is bad the chance of suicide is 2-1.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 01:32:25 AM
You forgot me, my stock is going through the roof.  :D
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 20, 2007, 01:33:59 AM
You forgot me, my stock is going through the roof.  :D

Why, because you make up shit about getting a handjob from some chick that "loves porn and has good taste in films" (i.e. nonexistant)?
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 01:35:52 AM
I can't blame you. I probably wouldnt believe it either.  :D
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:20:47 AM
I don't see the Lemurs Co. listed but they really have the brand recognition to really hit it big. I'd keep your eye on the stock to see where it goes.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 02:22:40 AM
Having a lemonade stand on the corner isnt considered incorportated, lemurs.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:24:03 AM
I'm just saying. Brand recognition.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2007, 02:27:48 AM
This thread is awesome.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: bagofeyes on February 20, 2007, 02:29:00 AM
I don't even know what a lemurs is. Your marketing stinks.
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: GilloD on February 20, 2007, 02:56:08 AM
I plan to make my IPO soon. I'm the Google of EB! Watch out, world!
Title: Re: The Drinky Crow Report for Monday Feb 19
Post by: drozmight on February 20, 2007, 03:21:44 AM
Willco's the new Enron.