THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on February 19, 2007, 08:32:43 PM
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The Drinky Crow Foundation for Posting Excellence reports the following changes in poster returns this week:
Bull Market:
-- CajoleJuice +3/8
-- The Dark Shake +2 5/8 (recommend remove ignore rating for this week)
-- malek +1 1/2
-- whiteACID +2 (WoW shareholdings increase value)
-- Mupepe +1 1/8
-- Himuro +1
-- TVC-15 +3 1/4 (market move from Neez to Space Moose shows early gains)
Bear Market:
-- TheBlackStallion -415 3/4 (sell if you haven't)
-- Willco -1/2 (pro-Spielberg investments doubtful)
-- makaveli -4 (initial gains mitigated by stagnating troll market)
-- PhoenixDark -2 1/8 (Iraq futures improperly accounted; suspicions of fraud)
-- Drinky Crow -5/8 (consistent weak performance; MSFT buyout possible)
Recommendation: heavy investment in posters with with reputable cinematic and/or political taste seems to be a winning combination. WoW markets stay solid as ever, with whiteACID (RDWD) and affiliated corporate entites (MGFO) displaying strong revenue gains. Market absences from Saint Cornelius (SCRN) and other Ginger Holdings leave the Evilbore Exchange on dubious ground. More to follow.
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omg omg omg :-[
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I think you should buy Willco while its low, to make a huge profit.
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:lol
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I think you should buy Willco while its low, to make a huge profit.
BAD ADVICE.
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I should have invested in mupepe stock :gloomy
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Looks like you're underestimating the stock of TRNY, which I own a 60% share in.
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BUY WILLCO BUY BUY BUY
I'm going to buy a few cheap makaveli shares, anticipating the drama that will come when it is revealed to whom this joke account belongs.
There's heavy speculation in the PD market.
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Mupepe (PEPE) is a consistent performer, with better long term gains -- he's required for mid-market Evilbore portfolios. The Dark Shake (TDSH) is your best bet for immediate high returns, despite past investment failures in Borat and alliances with other low-performing stocks. FlameofCallandor (FOC) may soon be under non-virgin management, but we suspect not even regime change can fix its ailing management acumen. Don't invest in Drinky Crow (DRCR): it's an old-school company that isn't equipped for Evilbore Business 2.0.
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:lol
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mmm, bear market
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Only 3 1/4 for TVC Enterprises? Are you forgetting TOM OF FINLAND?
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Sony Automated Defense System, you are not
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CajoleJuice investors should bail out while they can. That somewhat steady performer has plateaued. A power trip in IRC on February the 18th combined with the lack of jarosh support seems to indicate possible collapse.
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CajoleJuice investors should bail out while they can. That somewhat steady performer has plateaued. A power trip in IRC on February the 18th combined with the lack of jarosh support seems to indicate possible collapse.
:'(
I'll hold out till 300 for a potential increase.
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(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/snow_white.gif)
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According to G, TVC sucks. Time to sell?
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According to G, TVC sucks. Time to sell?
Buy more Mupepe.
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(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/time_machine1c.gif)
(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/time_machine2c.gif)
(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/time_machine3c.gif)
(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/time_machine4c.gif)
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i invest my stock in cheeseburger and mupepe
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:-[
:lol
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I put all my money in TBS ... I thought his restructuring after the last bankruptcy was going to take hold.
:'(
Looks like I will have to invest in a penny stock, like FOC.
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I personally am going to invest in whiteACID, with the shares she's also gaining at www.mupepe.com I think it's a worthwhile investment.
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:shh
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I'd sell Malek. There's a 20% chance he'll ask for a ban within the next two days, there's a 10% chance he'll commit suicide at any time, and if the LSAT score is bad the chance of suicide is 2-1.
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You forgot me, my stock is going through the roof. :D
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You forgot me, my stock is going through the roof. :D
Why, because you make up shit about getting a handjob from some chick that "loves porn and has good taste in films" (i.e. nonexistant)?
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I can't blame you. I probably wouldnt believe it either. :D
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I don't see the Lemurs Co. listed but they really have the brand recognition to really hit it big. I'd keep your eye on the stock to see where it goes.
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Having a lemonade stand on the corner isnt considered incorportated, lemurs.
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I'm just saying. Brand recognition.
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This thread is awesome.
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I don't even know what a lemurs is. Your marketing stinks.
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I plan to make my IPO soon. I'm the Google of EB! Watch out, world!
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Willco's the new Enron.