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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on February 20, 2007, 01:21:02 PM

Title: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: TVC15 on February 20, 2007, 01:21:02 PM: (http://indarktrees.com/pics/america.jpg)

I welded the corpse of a woman to a busted up refrigerator. Then I shot her in the face a few times and beat her about the crotch with a crowbar, hence the name, "America." I am enjoying the new political direction my work is moving into.
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: Bloodwake on February 20, 2007, 01:22:01 PM: wow.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 20, 2007, 01:24:10 PM: deep! your statement moves me to urinate.
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 20, 2007, 01:24:14 PM: So we American's like to bloody a woman's crotch and then smash her face in? Interesting.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 20, 2007, 01:26:29 PM: dude, we like to do that metaphorically. learn to appreciate art!
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: TVC15 on February 20, 2007, 01:28:05 PM: I call this one "The Last Beastie Boys Album." I toiled on it for near minutes:

(http://indarktrees.com/pics/thelastbeastieboysalbum.jpg)
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: Robo on February 20, 2007, 01:28:27 PM: Where is her lesbian companion? There is an angle here I feel is unexplored. B+ for moderate effort.
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: Tauntaun on February 20, 2007, 01:28:42 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 20, 2007, 01:26:29 PM
dude, we like to do that metaphorically. learn to appreciate art!

idk man, sometimes when the wife is bringing the beef and I have had a long day, bloodin up that vag is the only option. you know, you're a married man yourself. sometimes you gotta blood the vag.
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: TVC15 on February 20, 2007, 01:29:08 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on February 20, 2007, 01:28:27 PM
Where is her lesbian companion? There is an angle here I feel is unexplored. B+ for moderate effort.

Homosexuality is not welcome in America.
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 20, 2007, 01:29:40 PM: I feel like I am on the cutting edge of avant garde dystopia.

I don't even know what that means, but you can use it in your portfolio.
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: Cheebs on February 20, 2007, 01:30:46 PM: I want garry's mod but I don't want to pay $10.
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: TVC15 on February 20, 2007, 01:48:36 PM: This might be my undeniable masterpiece. I call it "The Race Problem."

(http://www.indarktrees.com/pics/theraceproblem.jpg)

This piece is an attempt to metaphorically illustrate the complicated connections between women and black people, and how our American society responds to this social construct. Our culture crucifies the black man and shoots him repeatedly in the sensitive organs with a shotgun, all while our women long for that most forbidden of fruits: the footlong length of pepperoni.

The white paint behind the black man represents his sexual virility. The white paint on the side represents where I accidentally clicked and couldn't figure out how to remove the paint.

Also, Garry's Mod 9 is still free. 10 is the shit, though.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 20, 2007, 01:58:04 PM: Did Gordon tap that yet?
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: TVC15 on February 20, 2007, 01:59:34 PM: No. I can't find the Gordon model (there might not be one), so I can't make fantasies come true.
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Post by: Himu on February 20, 2007, 02:23:53 PM: What the fuck is this?

Is this from HL2 ep 1?
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 20, 2007, 04:26:28 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on February 20, 2007, 01:30:46 PM
I want garry's mod but I don't want to pay $10.

Wait, it costs money now?
Title: Re: View my latest piece of art: "America"
Post by: Vizzys on February 20, 2007, 04:35:07 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on February 20, 2007, 01:30:46 PM
I want garry's mod but I don't want to pay $10.
version 9 is free.

google half life 2 filefront

they have it.