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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:31:43 AM

Title: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:31:43 AM
I'm Australian, but my grandfather was American and settled in Australia after fighting in the pacific so I have American citizenship too through him. Anybody else citizens of more than one country?
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 12:32:24 AM
Texas can secede from the union at any moment. I'm on standby with my oversized texas passport.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2007, 12:33:05 AM
Why can't you still live in Australia?  That country rocks.  Japan?  Not so much.

Although, I saw Wolf Creek and I am pretty sure that this so-called Outback is nothing more than wretched hive for villainy and scum. 
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:33:49 AM
Australia does rock. Im just working and holidaying in Japan.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2007, 12:33:56 AM
Texas can succeed from the union at any moment. I'm on standby with my oversized texas passport.

It's SECEDE.  I see that fancy University of Texas degree will be put to good use!
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2007, 12:34:34 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 12:34:42 AM
Texas can succeed from the union at any moment. I'm on standby with my oversized texas passport.

It's SECEDE.  I see that fancy University of Texas degree will be put to good use!

google failed me  :(
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Vizzys on February 21, 2007, 12:35:02 AM
maybe you should end yourself.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2007, 12:36:29 AM
I'm also a Polish citizen.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:37:07 AM
Texas can succeed from the union at any moment. I'm on standby with my oversized texas passport.

It's SECEDE.  I see that fancy University of Texas degree will be put to good use!

I believe its statue of limitations!
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:38:24 AM
You guys have to guess which hillbilly part of America my relatives are from too
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2007, 12:38:46 AM
Arkansas or Kentucky.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2007, 12:40:17 AM
Don't mess with Texas, or they'll send another one of their idiots to the White House.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:40:30 AM
Yep, kentucky! I went and visited some cousins there once...  :o
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2007, 12:41:42 AM
Yep, kentucky! I went and visited some cousins there once...  :o

9 months later one of my cousins gave birth to a 12 toed baby.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2007, 12:41:45 AM
Aha! I knew it! ... Were your cousins hot?

And to address malek's sly attempt at humor, I cannot believe you just tried to insult the President of the United States!  The nerve! :-\
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2007, 12:42:28 AM
Aha! I knew it! ... Were your cousins hot?

And to address malek's sly attempt at humor, I cannot believe you just tried to insult the President of the United States!  The nerve! :-\
I had two attempts at humor in this thread.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: brawndolicious on February 21, 2007, 12:42:43 AM
I'm an Iranian citizen because both my parents were born there but I was born here, I went there once, people hate america a lot less over there.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:43:03 AM
One of my cousins actually was not bad looking. But she kept telling me how much she hated jews  :-\
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2007, 12:43:48 AM
One of my cousins actually was not bad looking. But she kept telling me how much she hated jews  :-\ so I porked her.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2007, 12:44:03 AM
Yeah, but really, who doesn't hate Jews?  Even Jews are self-loathing.

 :lol

Malek shoots and he scores!  1-for-3 from the free throw line.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 21, 2007, 12:44:36 AM
Me.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2007, 12:45:09 AM
Me.

You're a citizen of USA and Crazytown?
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2007, 12:45:27 AM
Me.

You're a citizen of USA and Crazytown?
She also the mayor.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:45:57 AM
One of my cousins actually was not bad looking. But she kept telling me how much she hated jews  :-\ so I porked her.


I dont remember saying that  :'(
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2007, 12:46:50 AM
Yeah, Aussies don't pork women.  They're more romantic.  He made love to her by the creek after shooting small game with her pellet gun.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 21, 2007, 12:46:50 AM
One of my cousins actually was not bad looking. But she kept telling me how much she hated jews  :-\ so I porked her.


I dont remember saying that  :'(

 :lol
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 21, 2007, 12:47:20 AM
Yeah, Aussies don't pork women.  They're more romantic.  He made love to her by the creek after shooting small game with her pellet gun.

and used a mr big rapper for a condom!
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2007, 12:47:33 AM
Yeah, Aussies don't pork women.  They're more romantic.  He made love to her by the creek after shooting her with her pellet gun.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:50:47 AM
Yeah, Aussies don't pork women.  They're more romantic.  He made love to her by the creek after shooting her with her pellet gun.

(http://www.appliedlanguage.com/flags_of_the_world/large_flag_of_australia.gif)
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: cloudwalking on February 21, 2007, 12:56:51 AM
I'm not a US citizen :-\

I just live here.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 21, 2007, 12:59:07 AM
I'm not a US citizen :-\

I just live here.

aren't you from Canada?  and your only 21 you've already lived in Africa, and the states?  wow.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: cloudwalking on February 21, 2007, 12:59:46 AM
what? africa? what the fuck?
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: cloudwalking on February 21, 2007, 01:00:18 AM
also, i am 19, yes i am from canada, but i have not lived in AFRICA wtf
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 21, 2007, 01:01:29 AM
what? africa? what the fuck?

lol, sorry I just saw in the other thread it was America not Africa, and I came back to stealth edit my post but you were too quick. 
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 01:02:46 AM
I know someone who used to live in Africa. True story.
Title: Re: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country?
Post by: cloudwalking on February 21, 2007, 01:03:10 AM
that was pretty funny though :lol

i'd live in africa, but i'd rather live in switzerland italy :-[