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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on February 21, 2007, 01:40:07 AM

Title: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: TVC15 on February 21, 2007, 01:40:07 AM: So women are generally prettier to look at under normal, clothed circumstances, and guys are somewhat less so. Yet when the pants are pulled down, another story is told. Women have the most grotesque genitals imaginable, reminiscent of some sort of parasitic science fiction monster. Men have dicks, which aren't the most graceful things, but at least they don't resemble the motherfucking sarlac pit.

Discus: Women have hideous, grotesque genitals in order to compensate for looking purty. Men have meh genitals to complement being meh looking overall.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 01:41:02 AM: The only cock i want to ever see is mine.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 21, 2007, 01:42:01 AM: I don't know what to say to this, so here's a purrty emoticon: :elephant
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: TVC15 on February 21, 2007, 01:43:14 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 01:41:02 AM
The only cock i want to ever see is mine.

So quick to visit Boba in the sarlac pit, aren't you? Don't get caught on the teeth. Or the dentata. Or the razor blades.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 01:43:52 AM: Better than a cock in butt.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2007, 01:44:14 AM: I have been seriously considering having sex with a girl sometime in the near future; see if I enjoy it at all.

Of course, a thread will follow.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 21, 2007, 01:44:32 AM: Sex with humans is overrated.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: TVC15 on February 21, 2007, 01:45:48 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 01:43:52 AM
Better than a cock in butt.

Actually, not at all.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: aoi tsuki on February 21, 2007, 01:54:10 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 21, 2007, 01:40:07 AM
Women have the most grotesque genitals imaginable, reminiscent of some sort of parasitic science fiction monster.
It would be pretty awesome to have sex with a sci-fi monster with a parasitic vagina, as long as a)the rest of her was a hot chick, b)she was warm and gooey and it didn't hurt, c)i didn't have to go down on her venomous vag.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: warcock on February 21, 2007, 01:55:46 AM: Nick reminds me of Sam Well(what what in the butt). Im sure he is sam well, he has to be.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Yeti on February 21, 2007, 08:56:52 AM: you honestly think that scrotums are better looking than labia?
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 21, 2007, 08:58:41 AM: FoC, you say your not gay but you home into every single gay related thread created :lol
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Bacon on February 21, 2007, 08:59:18 AM: Some vaginas look nicer than others.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2007, 09:07:39 AM: Quote from: Bacon on February 21, 2007, 08:59:18 AM
Some vaginas look nicer than others.
Pretty much.

It's kind of like how some guys have small dicks and some guys have huge donkey dicks. Some women have nice perfect pussy lips with a nice small clit. Some women have fucking flapping vaginas that look like they've been hung out a car window at 90mph.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: littlemathletics on February 21, 2007, 09:31:53 AM: And then there's the whole giant clit thing, which is, to be totally honest, entirely too weird.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: tiesto on February 21, 2007, 09:32:57 AM: I'm not a fan of beef curtains.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2007, 09:36:29 AM: Quote from: littlemathletics on February 21, 2007, 09:31:53 AM
And then there's the whole giant clit thing, which is, to be totally honest, entirely too weird.
Oh god, I think giant clits are disgusting. I don't see how some guys actually get turned on by that. If you're eating her out, you're sucking on a tiny dick or having one flap around your nose.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: APF on February 21, 2007, 10:27:00 AM: I like vaginas; if people just refused to have sex with things that looked gross I'd never have gotten laid.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2007, 12:00:30 PM: This video is so nasty it has made me consider batting for the other team (after a couple minutes of gay porn I had to leave that team too). I'm serious: this is the ugliest, nastiest vagina recorded in human history

NSFW

NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://youporn.com/watch/10278
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Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Bloodwake on February 21, 2007, 12:12:42 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2007, 12:00:30 PM
This video is so nasty it has made me consider batting for the other team (after a couple minutes of gay porn I had to leave that team too). I'm serious: this is the ugliest, nastiest vagina recorded in human history

NSFW

NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://youporn.com/watch/10278
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Wow, that's pretty damn nasty.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: TVC15 on February 21, 2007, 12:49:41 PM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2007, 05:56:52 PM: The prospect of seeing that one day is NOT comforting.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: BlackMage on February 21, 2007, 06:05:37 PM: aghh dont watch that while eating a turkey sandwich
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2007, 06:12:21 PM: :lol :lol :lol

Porn has truly ruined my appetite.
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 21, 2007, 06:16:45 PM: Oh god :sick
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: Vizzys on February 21, 2007, 06:20:05 PM: wow um well err gross

I coughed up a cheez-it
Title: Re: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo
Post by: etiolate on February 21, 2007, 06:58:48 PM: Quote from: Bacon on February 21, 2007, 08:59:18 AM
Some vaginas look nicer than others.

truth

There is pretty in pink.