THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on August 20, 2006, 09:36:37 PM
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... this is a first for me! Well, at least somebody is getting laid!
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Is she loud?
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She's making that typical Asian girl squealing noise.
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Never watched an Asian chick in porn? Where they're kind of screaming and cringing like they're in pain, but they're digging it. Yeah, that's the noise!
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She's making that typical Asian girl squealing noise.
Aren't you mad CrystalGemini is in the other room with him?
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No, because my woman isn't a FOB, which his girlfriend definitely is. Actually, it's bizarre -- she's from Mongolia, but educated in Russia, so she speaks with the stereotypical Asian accent, but with a hint of stereotypical Russian too.
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I've never had sex with an Asian girl that would squeal like they do in 99.99999901% of Asian porn. I think I would feel weird If I did, probably would stop and ask if shes ok involuntarily.
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And why aren't you jacking it? This is perfect.
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:lol
It's true. It's kind of scary. Are they in pain?
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The first two years of college me and my roomate would bring girls back while the other one was "sleeping" then we would talk about it the next day at lunch lol.
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So you'd be like..."YEA MAN YOU WERE REALLY FUCKING RAILING HER DUDE!!! I JERKED OFF TO THAT SHIT!!"
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no
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:lol :lol :lol
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wana barrow my video camera?
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PICS FOR XBOX 360
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Bust into his room. Then tell him you thought you heard a rape going on, and slowly walk out. After which point you will post details on the site
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Why would I need to break in to post details?
You see, Phoenix Dark, when a man and a woman love each other, or if the woman is a total slut, the man inserts his penis in her vagina over and over again in a very sensual motion. It should feel good for both partners, unless you experience a burning sensation the next morning, which means you slept with a hooker you dirty virgin or your girlfriend is a hooker.
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Wouldn't it be funny if he was giving it to a fifi that makes squeaky noises that could be mistaken for a moaning Asian girl...
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Why would I need to break in to post details?
You see, Phoenix Dark, when a man and a woman love each other, or if the woman is a total slut, the man inserts his penis in her vagina over and over again in a very sensual motion. It should feel good for both partners, unless you experience a burning sensation the next morning, which means you slept with a hooker you dirty virgin or your girlfriend is a hooker.
Is ass to mouth ok too?
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You never do ass to mouth.
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LOLZ u guys fuk asians. +15 e-cred.
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There's this guy who lives in an apartment near me and every Friday he comes outside his place and wanders around on the lawn under my window and just fucking argues with her for 15-20 minutes. This period of time is punctuated by him hanging up on her or her hanging up on him and them calling each other back to continue fighting.
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lol
Seriously though. Does your roommate have a big cock?
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Videotape it fool. Otherwise you are a worthless roomate.
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Just start singing the GI Joe anthem really loud and see if that stops them or gets them going even harder.
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lol
Seriously though. Does your roommate have a big cock?
Or does the girl have a shallow vagina? :shh
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haha i've never had to deal with loud people having sex. But i know i give it loud. I'm just proud just as long as they squeeling and screaming i'm happy as a lark that i'm fucking.
Will you should have just left for a while then next day you should be like: "So things really quieted down from last night, give me warning next time"
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Next time -
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/2976/117000tm0.jpg)
that would be indefinably AWESOME
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She's making that typical Asian girl squealing noise.
That shit is revolting. Tell her to moan like a normal girl. There's nothing cool about rape. Unless you're doing it on a flaming motorcycle... that's pretty badass.
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LOLZ u guys fuk asians. +15 e-cred.
What the fuck are you talking about?
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LOLZ u guys fuk asians. +15 e-cred.
What the fuck are you talking about?
This board, and many like it, are populated by videogame nerds and anime dipshits. They're into Asian chicks. To many, having sex with an Asian broad is tantamount to actually BECOMMING Japanese. Hence, the sarcastic remarks made by Cyanista.
I can tell by your posts that you're pretty dim, Nintenho. You seem to miss a lot of things and ask a lot of really stupid questions. I can't tell if your clulessness is an act or if you're just as slow as you look.
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This board, and many like it, are populated by videogame nerds and anime dipshits. They're into Asian chicks. To many, having sex with an Asian broad is tantamount to actually BECOMMING Japanese. Hence, the sarcastic remarks made by Cyanista.
I can tell by your posts that you're pretty dim, Nintenho. You seem to miss a lot of things and ask a lot of really stupid questions. I can't tell if your clulessness is an act or if you're just as slow as you look.
you'd have to be into videogames to like asians? Really, explain this to me really slowly. Do you really have that little conception of what makes a woman hot to hold onto that you have to say that "nerds" and "anime-watching freaks" would like fucking asians?
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Ummm howcome a hooker makes your penis burn the day after? which STD puts your penis on fire? wtf
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This board, and many like it, are populated by videogame nerds and anime dipshits. They're into Asian chicks. To many, having sex with an Asian broad is tantamount to actually BECOMMING Japanese. Hence, the sarcastic remarks made by Cyanista.
I can tell by your posts that you're pretty dim, Nintenho. You seem to miss a lot of things and ask a lot of really stupid questions. I can't tell if your clulessness is an act or if you're just as slow as you look.
you'd have to be into videogames to like asians? Really, explain this to me really slowly. Do you really have that little conception of what makes a woman hot to hold onto that you have to say that "nerds" and "anime-watching freaks" would like fucking asians?
I think you missed the point again.
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This board, and many like it, are populated by videogame nerds and anime dipshits. They're into Asian chicks. To many, having sex with an Asian broad is tantamount to actually BECOMMING Japanese. Hence, the sarcastic remarks made by Cyanista.
I can tell by your posts that you're pretty dim, Nintenho. You seem to miss a lot of things and ask a lot of really stupid questions. I can't tell if your clulessness is an act or if you're just as slow as you look.
you'd have to be into videogames to like asians? Really, explain this to me really slowly. Do you really have that little conception of what makes a woman hot to hold onto that you have to say that "nerds" and "anime-watching freaks" would like fucking asians?
Haha.
Ummm howcome a hooker makes your penis burn the day after? which STD puts your penis on fire? wtf
Chlamydia?
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If they were really making a lot of noise I would have gone in the other room popped in Guitar Hero and turned the vol all the way up.
See who could make more noise :D
or maybe a porno with the same intention...
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You should have walked in on them with your boxers on and asked if you could join in.
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There's a possibility this could happen to me soon.
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There's a possibility this could happen to me soon.
what? That your roommate getting laid while you wait outside touching yourself?
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There's a possibility this could happen to me soon.
what? That your roommate getting laid while you wait outside touching yourself?
Seriously PD, you sound way too excited about that shit. At first I thought it was an act but man... I wonder.
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:lol