THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on February 21, 2007, 11:59:39 PM
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I think there is a strong possibility of either this or of some other horrible disaster. Maybe he smells her and pukes or something. Maybe she has a 4 inch clit and makes FoC gay.
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How do we know she doesn't have a cock?
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I think there is a strong possibility of either this or of some other horrible disaster. Maybe he smells her and pukes or something. Maybe she has a 4 inch clit and makes FoC gay.
that was my joke thread on gaf :lol :lol
Oh the irony if that actually happened.
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i bet he panics and can't get his little twizzlenub to stick up on account of her not smelling like a locker room
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I also say there's a strong chance he fingers her and freaks out when he realizes that the nasty goo gets fucking everywhere.
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or when her purpling arby's flaps hoover his entire fist into her fetid crotchmaw
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I bet he'll get lost in her forest of hair.
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He'll blow his load on the first thrust.
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He'll blow his load on the first thrust.
(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1163920445-1162645185447.b.jpg)
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:lol at the cat.
So, do we have photographic evidence of this girl yet? I'm not taking my week ban without proof there actually IS a girl.
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I think there is a strong possibility of either this or of some other horrible disaster. Maybe he smells her and pukes or something. Maybe she has a 4 inch clit and makes FoC gay.
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FOC-k INTO MORDOR!
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:lol at the cat.
So, do we have photographic evidence of this girl yet? I'm not taking my week pluto without proof there actually IS a girl.
I posted a picture in my thread before but took it down. I dont trust you fegs.
Scout's honor it's true. And she's not a whore.
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She doesn't sound like too big of a slut. If she lets you do her anytime within the next week, she's a slut though. Don't feel bad though, it doesn't reflect on you. Most women, like most guys, are sluts. She's just not someone I would commit myself to.
Anyways, I bet you get nervous, can't get it up and when you finally do, you get about 2 thrusts in when you nut inside of her. And you will nut inside of her, because the first time feels too good to pull out. And you won't use a condom, because condom's suck and it's like a big iron guard around your dick.
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We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.
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We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.
I always thought I was smooth after it started to get good too - apparently though, not so much. :/
foc can you pm her pick? I still haven't seen her, and everytime you talk about her I keep seeing Shake liking that dvd case.
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We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.
I always thought I was smooth after it started to get good too - apparently though, not so much. :/
foc can you pm her pick? I still haven't seen her, and everytime you talk about her I keep seeing Shake liking that dvd case.
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Yeah, because apparently any mention of FoC's imaginary woman constitutes a pic of me jokingly kissing an Oldboy tin. OMG GUYS OLDBOY IS MY GIRLFRIEND LOLZ I MADE A FUNNY ::)
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We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.
I always thought I was smooth after it started to get good too - apparently though, not so much. :/
foc can you pm her pick? I still haven't seen her, and everytime you talk about her I keep seeing Shake liking that dvd case.
:-*
Yeah, because apparently any mention of FoC's imaginary woman constitutes a pic of me jokingly kissing an Oldboy tin. OMG GUYS OLDBOY IS MY GIRLFRIEND LOLZ I MADE A FUNNY ::)
Well I actually thought it was her until some one said it wasn't. Which is why its stuck in my mind.
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You is good people Father_Mike.
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Dude... no. That's just too creepy to imagine. :o :'(
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O shit foc, that girl is cute as fuck. If things don't work between you too, and I come to houston I want her number!
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We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.
Sex is totally different. Some people don't get nervous but 97% do. It's pretty normal for a guy to have trouble getting it up because he's nervous.
My first time, I was drunk, so I wasn't nervous. I mean, really drunk.
My first time sober, it took her kissing my neck and chest to get it up. Try to find something like that if you do get nervous.
I'll be so proud of you if you get laid :-[
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O shit foc, that girl is cute as fuck. If things don't work between you too, and I come to houston I want her number!
She's great. :-[