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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 02:14:52 AM

Title: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 02:14:52 AM
I am thinking of teaching her how to be a ninja, but if anyone here has a better idea I'd like to hear it.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: Vizzys on February 24, 2007, 02:20:32 AM
comedian...oh wait.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: brawndolicious on February 24, 2007, 02:26:34 AM
teach her to become a dike and hate immigrants and not let them play in her neighborhood.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2007, 02:27:59 AM
The love that is Jesus Christ
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 02:30:57 AM
She would hate her parents if she hated immigrants. :[

The love of Jesus Christ sounds like a good idea.

1. The Love of Jesus Christ
2. Shame
3. Self loathing
4. ... Shame
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 24, 2007, 02:35:03 AM
just give them links to here and let whiteman destroy there precious little minds.  I have ever mentioned how glade I am that that cheeseburger surprise shit has died down.  I'm very glade about that.   
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: brawndolicious on February 24, 2007, 02:37:21 AM
stain a picture of paris hilton's vagina onto every mirror in the house, that'll accomplish everything that was suggested in this thread.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 02:39:12 AM
She is sleeping right now. I wish I had a little sister. :[
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 06:42:47 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/412423.jpg)

From the last time I babysat her a couple days ago. Too cute not to post! <3
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2007, 06:59:03 AM
awwww :heart
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: Cupil on February 24, 2007, 08:01:37 AM
there was a thing on tv the other day about this guy who's like an etch a sketch genius

he can make stuff that looks amazing
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: Sido on February 24, 2007, 09:02:40 AM
get her to like deathmetal music. shell be the coolest kid in kindergarten  8)
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: Ichirou on February 24, 2007, 09:29:31 AM
Why does she look scared in the photo...

Anyway, teach her about how time inevitably destroys everything and turns all to ash.  My name is Ozymandias, king of kings...look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 11:57:27 AM
I will NOT get her to like death metal! We were rocking out to The Kinks earlier. wooo

The turning things to ash sounds like a good idea though.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2007, 12:13:56 PM
Tell her if she doesn't straighten out her act, she'll turn out just like you!

"That's right, just like ME.  JUST. LIKE. ME."
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 12:53:59 PM
That's right. There's only room for one person as awesome and pretty as me. :3
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2007, 12:54:42 PM
There is no rolleyes emoticon on the Internet big enough for this reply.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 01:01:27 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: Itch on February 24, 2007, 01:12:53 PM
Tell her that you are her real mother.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2007, 01:13:07 PM
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Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: Beezy on February 24, 2007, 01:26:51 PM
Lol, the fourth one is the best.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2007, 01:36:19 PM
It would be cute of Lemurs and Homemade Milk hooked up. You can tell Milkman is tryna get ta that ohohohhmhmhmmhmh
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2007, 01:38:51 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2007, 01:36:19 PM
It would be cute of Lemurs and Homemade Milk hooked up. You can tell Milkman is tryna get ta that ohohohhmhmhmmhmh

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Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2007, 01:41:45 PM
 :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2007, 01:45:21 PM
How would that be cute?  I have to hear enough about her from him already... it'd only get worse!
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2007, 01:46:23 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 24, 2007, 01:45:21 PM
How would that be cute?  I have to hear enough about her from him already... it'd only get worse!
OMG LEMURS
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting?
Post by: Yeti on February 24, 2007, 01:51:22 PM
So you decided to teach her how to be a camwhore?


She is a cute little thing I must admit.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 02:04:13 PM
She is a little (cuddle) ninja. :D

When she left she wanted to give me a big hug it were so cute aw.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 24, 2007, 02:05:20 PM
lol, that kid looks freaked out beyond belief. :rofl
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 02:07:50 PM
She wasn't freaked out, just tired.
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 02:16:09 PM
cut your damn hair
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Post by: omg_lemurs on February 24, 2007, 03:35:29 PM
no!
Title: Re: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysittin
Post by: mikesphat on February 24, 2007, 04:13:35 PM
tell her the story of albert fish... and how he likes to hide in misbehaving kids closets...