THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:09:34 PM

Title: Roll your face across your keyboard, hit enter -
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:09:34 PM
and I will read your fortune.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2006, 10:12:48 PM
dfghjpm kjnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb mk,
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Post by: Vizzys on August 21, 2006, 10:15:02 PM
Well here goes.


wsxcyhlkWRF SD4FGBN M,.DEFRTYJ.POKIJUHYGTFRDES
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Post by: cloudwalking on August 21, 2006, 10:15:12 PM
gftvjuhhhhhhhikmm
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Post by: Diablos on August 21, 2006, 10:15:24 PM
cxxxxxgfvbgvbgvb\
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:20:40 PM
dfghjpm kjnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb mk,

Interesting.  The first cluster of letters indicates a stiff tip to the nose, very patrician.  High breeding.  You will father a dynasty of wealth and power.

The second cluster indicates warmth and humor.  After your passing, many fond tales will be told about you.

The third brief coupling indicates hesitation.  You carry a secret regret which will haunt you all your life.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:25:14 PM
Well here goes.


wsxcyhlkWRF SD4FGBN M,.DEFRTYJ.POKIJUHYGTFRDES


There is a sense of strength indicated by the formation and capitalization of the letters.  The random punctuation reveals a thoughtfulness to your personality, a certain deliberateness.  You would do well in local politics, where deliberation and strength would serve you in making decisions to help your fellow citizens.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:31:02 PM
gftvjuhhhhhhhikmm

You chose a position near the center of the keyboard to begin your roll, which tells me that you a person who considers all options.  The formation of the letters comes from rocking the keyboard up and down in a semicircle instead of the usual back-and-forth motion, which means that upon considering all your options, you choose the least obvious path.  That's lateral thinking.  Impressive.  You'd make a great lawyer or judge, where such thinking would help with flexible interpretations of the law.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2006, 10:33:23 PM
 :o amazing  :o
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2006, 10:33:49 PM
Shitbin
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Post by: cloudwalking on August 21, 2006, 10:34:35 PM
gftvjuhhhhhhhikmm

You chose a position near the center of the keyboard to begin your roll, which tells me that you a person who considers all options.  The formation of the letters comes from rocking the keyboard up and down in a semicircle instead of the usual back-and-forth motion, which means that upon considering all your options, you choose the least obvious path.  That's lateral thinking.  Impressive.  You'd make a great lawyer or judge, where such thinking would help with flexible interpretations of the law.

Aw yeah :pimp
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2006, 10:34:50 PM
Quote from: PhoenixDark
Shitbin

fuck you, cultist, this man is a certified GENIUS :punch
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:40:03 PM
cxxxxxgfvbgvbgvb\

The starting point of the lower left tells me that you have frequently have dark thoughts.  The repeated X suggests that you're one who likes to take your time and ponder the meaning behind random events and occurrences.  The sudden jump to "gfvbgv" indicates an impatience with life - you like to be on the move.  I could see you being a future Jack Kerouac, traveling the back roads and bypasses of the world, and writing about your travel experiences.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on August 21, 2006, 10:41:58 PM
adsfaerkuoylliklliwiqweqweeesd
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:42:24 PM
Shitbin

Amazingly, the various lumps, bumps and boils across your facial landscape have formed actual words, which tells me that you'd do very well and be the center of attention in any carnival sideshow throughout this great land of ours.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:51:07 PM
adsfaerkuoylliklliwiqweqweeesd

Very peculiar.  You started with "a", skipped to "d," then fell back to "s," then skipped around the keyboard.  I sense that you're extremely adept at multitasking.  You're a bit of a Renaissance man, with many talents.  I get the strong feeling that you'll own your own business someday - I don't know what the business will be (that may be because you'll own more than one), but I know that you will make a great deal of money at it, and your holdings will be diverse.  You'll definitely be involved in all aspects of whatever operation you choose to undertake - very hands-on.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on August 21, 2006, 10:53:20 PM
LOL fake.

My post says I will kill you backwards. Some fortune teller you are!
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:54:48 PM
Hey, I'm not the one who rolled my face across a keyboard.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on August 21, 2006, 10:55:45 PM
Neither am I, fool! :whip

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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:56:23 PM
You rolled it a little, admit it.
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Post by: Polari on August 21, 2006, 10:57:20 PM
This thread is turning me on. Not sure why.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on August 21, 2006, 10:58:12 PM
You rolled it a little, admit it.
Admit you're a hack!

 :elf :elf :elf
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2006, 11:02:42 PM
I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake.  I completely misread your letters.  Your fortune should have read "Will succumb to autoerotic asphyxiation while listening to INXS CDs."  I apologize for getting your hopes up earlier.
Title: Re: Roll your face across your keyboard, hit enter -
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 22, 2006, 06:45:25 AM
asdfrgvbh ngdhnygjyf,hdk gsfrtaef sdhggrtfyftlh,.jvbjpvhbvcx er43485555e 5s54wefgsngdftsr r.y./y;.,drseave zzzzzzzzzebe nyuuuul,mtryfudtcreds46t634535638edsevbr  erwt63568weshe

my keyboard inputs way quicker than i thought.
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Post by: Christopher on August 22, 2006, 06:48:15 AM
sdzfgtrvbredrfvgtbfhyujfvdsctfv
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Post by: The Black Stallion on August 22, 2006, 07:06:07 AM
asdfrgvbh ngdhnygjyf,hdk gsfrtaef sdhggrtfyftlh,.jvbjpvhbvcx er43485555e 5s54wefgsngdftsr r.y./y;.,drseave zzzzzzzzzebe nyuuuul,mtryfudtcreds46t634535638edsevbr  erwt63568weshe

my keyboard inputs way quicker than i thought.

That or you have a really fat head.  :lol
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Post by: Diablos on August 22, 2006, 07:43:55 AM
cxxxxxgfvbgvbgvb\

The starting point of the lower left tells me that you have frequently have dark thoughts.  The repeated X suggests that you're one who likes to take your time and ponder the meaning behind random events and occurrences.  The sudden jump to "gfvbgv" indicates an impatience with life - you like to be on the move.  I could see you being a future Jack Kerouac, traveling the back roads and bypasses of the world, and writing about your travel experiences.

 :lol
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Post by: etiolate on August 22, 2006, 07:47:29 AM
xd4cvf5g

fuck I fell out of my chair
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2006, 01:30:12 PM
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Post by: G The Resurrected on August 22, 2006, 01:30:43 PM
asdfrgvbh ngdhnygjyf,hdk gsfrtaef sdhggrtfyftlh,.jvbjpvhbvcx er43485555e 5s54wefgsngdftsr r.y./y;.,drseave zzzzzzzzzebe nyuuuul,mtryfudtcreds46t634535638edsevbr  erwt63568weshe

my keyboard inputs way quicker than i thought.

That or you have a really fat head.  :lol

Oh fuck you
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Post by: whiteACID on August 22, 2006, 01:54:09 PM
awwhbr5yujolo.[;';;;/
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2006, 02:58:58 PM
awwhbr5yujolo.[;';;;/


You are going to die a horrible, horrible death.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 22, 2006, 03:09:36 PM
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2006, 03:18:23 PM
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You will die a horrible, horrible death.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on August 22, 2006, 03:20:09 PM
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You will die a horrible, horrible death.

Your awfully morbid today will wtf happened? bad day at work?

And yes Malek you will die a horrible horrible death i can see it too.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 22, 2006, 03:23:37 PM
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Post by: Cheebs on August 22, 2006, 04:01:37 PM
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2006, 04:02:49 PM
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You will enjoy a carefree, happy life full of reward and prosperity


until it is tragically ended when you die a horrible, horrible death