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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: makaveli on February 28, 2007, 04:50:40 PM

Title: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: makaveli on February 28, 2007, 04:50:40 PM: 1. 2Pac died on Friday the 13th.

2. Las Vegas is a payoff City, meaning all sorts of folks have been known to be on the take. That means doctors, press, lawyers etc.

3. The white Cadillac containing the assailants was never found. How could this be when Vegas is in the middle of a desert?

4. There's a small Black community on the North side of town. This strip is only about 8 blocks long. The attackers were Black. Where did they go? Where did they hide?

5. The white Cadillac containing the gunmen passes a entourage of 2Pac's boys, many of them body guards. No one gives chase and there are no witnesses. There were no witnesses on the street. How come? Why not?

6. The name of 2Pac's next album is Machiavelli. He was an Italian war strategist who faked his death to fool his enemies. Perhaps Tupac is doing the same thing?

7. The cover of his next album has 2Pac looking like Jesus Christ. Could he be planning a resurrection?

8. Las Vegas is in the middle of the desert. How come there was no helicopter chase? If some one was to rob a casino the LVPD would've chased you down with some helicopters. How come this didn't happen with 2Pac's shooting?

9. 2Pac was cremated the day after he died. Since when does some one get cremated the day after a murder? There was no autopsy.

10. There were no ballistic tests. At least we haven't heard about them.

11. Las Vegas is still very much a mob town. No one gets killed on the strip. You have to pretty much get permission in order for something like this to happen. Who was calling the shots on this one?

12. 2Pac's vehicle got shot 12 times and Suge didn't get hit once. He was 'grazed' by a bullet. Why did 2Pac get shot all those times and Suge not get hit?

13. Suge said he drove 2Pac to the hospital and they had a coherent conversation? How bad was 2Pac hit? In addition to all this there are conflicting stories claiming that Quincy Jones's daughter was in the back of the car and then she wasn't. What's the deal for real?

14. 2Pac has completed two movies and three LPs that have yet to be released. With so many people upset about 2Pac's death literally anything connected with him is bound to net a whole lot of cash.

15. Suge Knight and 2Pac are the only two music industry people on that high of a profile with enough balls to pull off a stunt like faking death.

16. 2Pac's video 'I Ain't Mad At Ya' foretold his death.

17. 2Pac always wore a bullet proof vest but for some strange reason he didn't wear one this time. Why not?

18. The memorial services that were open to the public were cancelled in both Los Angeles and Atlanta.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: whiteACID on February 28, 2007, 04:52:15 PM: right
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 28, 2007, 04:53:32 PM: god, I hate you makaveli.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2007, 04:54:15 PM: You missed two:

http://www.ewsonline.com/2pac/alive.html

Also you are gay.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Tauntaun on February 28, 2007, 04:54:58 PM: I blame the white police.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:shh
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Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2007, 04:57:53 PM: I've heard that Biggy and Tupac are both alive, happily married in Iran. They're gonna come out of hiding when marriage between two black males is more accepted in America.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: beelzebozo on February 28, 2007, 05:12:20 PM: i must be the only one who finds makaveli funny
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: bagofeyes on February 28, 2007, 05:36:15 PM: You like dongs in your butt
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: makaveli on February 28, 2007, 07:24:03 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 28, 2007, 04:54:15 PM
You missed two:

http://www.ewsonline.com/2pac/alive.html

Also you are gay.
funny coming from you

and lmao mike actually hates people on the net
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2007, 10:35:50 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IccWMGOA9A
:lol

At least it features clips from many awesome songs
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 28, 2007, 10:40:25 PM: How long will he have to be dead before idiots finally believe that he's dead? 20, 30 years?
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2007, 10:42:58 PM: ban this filth
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Cheebs on February 28, 2007, 10:52:27 PM: I considered making a "18 reasons Andy Kaufman is alive" to counter this thread but google only was able to provide me with like 7 good reasons and after that I grew bored.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: littlemathletics on February 28, 2007, 10:55:07 PM: I love that Andy Kaufman stuff. It's fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2007, 11:01:23 PM: Speaking of dead rappers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zpnp-QcuVM

:bow
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Bloodwake on March 01, 2007, 02:14:45 AM: ATTENTION WORLD

TUPAC IS DEAD. IN FACT, HE'S DEADER THAN A FUCKING DOORNAIL.

WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF 90'S MUSIC IDOLS, KURT COBAIN KILLED HIMSELF. HE DID HIMSELF IN. COURTNEY LOVE IS A STUPID BITCH, AND WAS TOO DRUGGED OUT TO COME UP WITH THIS MASTER PLAN TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE. HE ACTUALLY PULLED THE FUCKING TRIGGER ON HIMSELF.

GET THE FUCK OVER IT WORLD. NO MORE TUPAC OR NIRVANA. GO CRY SOMEWHERE.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: TVC15 on March 01, 2007, 02:16:24 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on March 01, 2007, 02:14:45 AM
ATTENTION WORLD

TUPAC IS DEAD. IN FACT, HE'S DEADER THAN A FUCKING DOORNAIL.

WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF 90'S MUSIC IDOLS, KURT COBAIN KILLED HIMSELF. HE DID HIMSELF IN. COURTNEY LOVE IS A STUPID BITCH, AND WAS TOO DRUGGED OUT TO COME UP WITH THIS MASTER PLAN TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE. HE ACTUALLY PULLED THE FUCKING TRIGGER ON HIMSELF.

GET THE FUCK OVER IT WORLD. NO MORE TUPAC OR NIRVANA. GO CRY SOMEWHERE.

The difference is that Nirvana fans don't pretend that Curt is still alive.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Bloodwake on March 01, 2007, 02:30:52 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 01, 2007, 02:16:24 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on March 01, 2007, 02:14:45 AM
ATTENTION WORLD

TUPAC IS DEAD. IN FACT, HE'S DEADER THAN A FUCKING DOORNAIL.

WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF 90'S MUSIC IDOLS, KURT COBAIN KILLED HIMSELF. HE DID HIMSELF IN. COURTNEY LOVE IS A STUPID BITCH, AND WAS TOO DRUGGED OUT TO COME UP WITH THIS MASTER PLAN TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE. HE ACTUALLY PULLED THE FUCKING TRIGGER ON HIMSELF.

GET THE FUCK OVER IT WORLD. NO MORE TUPAC OR NIRVANA. GO CRY SOMEWHERE.

The difference is that Nirvana fans don't pretend that Curt is still alive.

Exactly. :D
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: max_cool on March 01, 2007, 02:33:01 AM: Quote
6. The name of 2Pac's next album is Machiavelli. He was an Italian war strategist who faked his death to fool his enemies. Perhaps Tupac is doing the same thing?

:punch :punch :punch
Open a fucking book you douche bag distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Machiavelli is not know as god damned war strategist. He is known as one of the greatest political thinkers of all time.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: The Sceneman on March 01, 2007, 03:39:27 AM: Quote from: beelzebozo on February 28, 2007, 05:12:20 PM
i must be the only one who finds makaveli funny

Makaveli is one of the better posters here IMO
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: littlemathletics on March 01, 2007, 03:41:38 AM: Quote from: Scenester on March 01, 2007, 03:39:27 AM
Quote from: beelzebozo on February 28, 2007, 05:12:20 PM
i must be the only one who finds makaveli funny

Makaveli is one of the better posters here IMO

He's either a comedic genius, or a complete fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: TVC15 on March 01, 2007, 03:51:17 AM: Quote from: Scenester on March 01, 2007, 03:39:27 AM
Quote from: beelzebozo on February 28, 2007, 05:12:20 PM
i must be the only one who finds makaveli funny

Makaveli is one of the better posters here IMO

I disagree. He is obviously a joke character. Am nintenho pulls off the distinguished mentally-challenged gimmick better. Makiaveli is a mix of am nintenho and U2K. He should really be banned. FoC is a better "character."
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: bagofeyes on March 01, 2007, 04:12:52 AM: I'm still not sure what his character is exactly. But I know it sucks.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Bloodwake on March 01, 2007, 12:08:36 PM: makavelli makes me miss FoC.

:(

That's not a good thing.
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2007, 12:11:01 PM: why does this thread have more replies that top 100 reasons makaveli is a cigarillo
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 01, 2007, 12:14:26 PM: 19. i have him tied up in my basement, ass over a barrel, and i pound his dirty dookychute nightly while he cries
Title: Re: 18 reasons 2pac is alive
Post by: Bloodwake on March 01, 2007, 12:37:53 PM: 20. He makes FoC look like a good poster. *shudders*