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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2006, 01:46:20 PM

Title: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2006, 01:46:20 PM: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14458548/?GT1=8404

The picture made me laugh :(

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‘I never damaged my body with liquor,’ he says

Unfortunately for him its been proven that certain liquor in moderate doses promotes health. Lolz.

Haha then later it says at 90! he quit his 76 YEAR LONG SMOKING HABIT. Sorry buddy, if anything is gonna kill you its 76 YEARS OF SMOKING.

I hope I go before im that gone, BUT I hope I go RIGHT before im that gone...whew. BACK OFF KARMA lolz
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 22, 2006, 01:52:04 PM: i bet he gets head every day from his plumper grand-niece

that's how they roll in them third-world nations

i smell a future tbs blog update

"what the hell is up with these little Island Nations, bruh? Fat chicks and old folks in a little piece of land run by a guy with a beard that smokes cigars? Try that banana republic shit in my neck of the rural Michigan streets, and you'll get a whiff of that Stronger Ether(R)!"
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2006, 01:55:11 PM: My grand dad smoked for 70 years. He's about 82 now, and hasn't smoked in 2 years. Damn.
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: The Black Stallion on August 22, 2006, 01:55:33 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 22, 2006, 01:52:04 PM
i bet he gets head every day from his plumper grand-niece

that's how they roll in them third-world nations

i smell a future tbs blog update

"what the hell is up with these little Island Nations, bruh? Fat chicks and old folks in a little piece of land run by a guy with a beard that smokes cigars? Try that banana republic shit in my neck of the rural Michigan streets, and you'll get a whiff of that Stronger Ether(R)!"
::)

You stay on my dick, fagget.
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 22, 2006, 01:59:05 PM: That ether just ain't strong enough for DEEZ NUTZ(tm).
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: Christopher on August 22, 2006, 03:30:44 PM: damn he looks like a zombie, but good for him I'm glad someone is alive that long.
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2006, 04:04:31 PM: I wouldn't want to be that old and crusty. Take me out when I'm 50
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: TVC15 on August 22, 2006, 04:12:16 PM: He looks like he wants to die. I bet he hasn't had a stiffy in several decades.
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 22, 2006, 04:17:40 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2006, 04:19:53 PM: I saw a porno with this old guy getting sucked off by Ava Devine. It was quite disturbing, especially considering the download title said "Ava Devine Interracial Gangbang." Apparently the old guy was the host of the porn movie, and a minute later (as advertised) two black dudes came out and started the show.
Title: Re: World’s oldest person turns 115
Post by: TVC15 on August 22, 2006, 04:23:12 PM: Quote from: malek4980 on August 22, 2006, 04:17:40 PM
Mind you past 50 women are not sexually attractive (for the most part) and their husbands will mysteriously develop erectile dysfunction. As if the problem was the man's equipment and not the women's wrinkled saggy bodies.

Yeah, but old people can always go to the playground or look out the window and jerk it to teenagers.