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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on March 03, 2007, 11:05:55 PM

Title: Bullet Witch > Shenmue
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 03, 2007, 11:05:55 PM
yup. MAF brought it by this afternoon and it was actually pretty fun. Shenmue 1 & 2 were never FUN at any point during their playthroughs. Therefore, as the only unbiased gaming aficionado at Evilbore, I declare Bullet Witch BETTER than Shenmue 1 & 2 combined.
Title: Re: Bullet Witch > Shenmue
Post by: Himu on March 03, 2007, 11:08:51 PM
 :lol

I shall not faulter!!

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Title: Re: Bullet Witch > Shenmue
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 03, 2007, 11:18:05 PM
Bullet Witch:

+ cool destructible environments
+ tight controls
+ titties
+ gay zombies and dudes with inflatable brains
+ a broom that turns into a shotgun
- terrible localization
- short

Shenmue:
+ a somewhat botched port of Space Harrier
+ a chinese cheeseburger
+ a wacky black person
- sailors
- an allowance from your grandma
- raising some fucking cat; i hate this in real-life, and it's worse when it's a game
- working for a fucking library
- a gimped VF-esque fighting system
- fucking jobs in general
- a story that makes Bullet Witch read like Torment
Title: Re: Bullet Witch > Shenmue
Post by: Himu on March 03, 2007, 11:20:06 PM
One thing I like about Shenmue is the attention to detail. I like how a texture is rarely ever used twice. The game's are old, but graphically they're still striking despite their age.
Title: Re: Bullet Witch > Shenmue
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 03, 2007, 11:20:52 PM
yeah, that's what i look for when appreciating a game. no texture used twice. what's next in its meagre list of qualities: fits on 2 GD-ROMs?
Title: Re: Bullet Witch > Shenmue
Post by: Himu on March 03, 2007, 11:22:55 PM
 :lol