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Title: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 12:53:59 AM
Every fucking thread that where I mention the lovely Crystal Kay gets locked, so fuck it! She gets her own thread, motherbitches. >:(

PICS

(http://blog.livedoor.jp/realmusiccafe/imgs/8/a/8a7a9376.jpg)
(http://www.oricon.co.jp/music/interview/images/crystalk051005/crystalk_01.jpg)
(http://goldlilys.50megs.com/images/crystal_kay3.jpg)
(http://wiki.theppn.org/images/thumb/c/c8/Crystal_koi.jpg/604px-Crystal_koi.jpg)
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005G4QX.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V59126555_.jpg)
(http://www.c-kay.com/image/top_right.jpg)
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/60/Crystal_kay_from_offical_website.jpg)

VIDS

http://stage6.divx.com/NiHon-No-Hip-Hop/show_video/1122863

http://stage6.divx.com/JPop_Music/show_video/1127590

http://stage6.divx.com/members/202057/videos/1073650

Wikipedia Entry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Kay

 :heartbeat :hyper :heart :interracial :heart :hyper :heartbeat
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 12:56:12 AM
Is she of legal age?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Himu on March 04, 2007, 12:56:27 AM
her hips are so HOT
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 01:01:13 AM
Is she of legal age?

The wikipedia link will tell you everything. She's 21. Two years older than me. :gloomy
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Himu on March 04, 2007, 01:01:52 AM
I want to fuck her. I WANT TO FUCK HER.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 01:03:23 AM
I want to fuck her. I WANT TO FUCK HER.

 :wag

I saw her first, I get first dibs.

Btw, did you watch the vids Himuro?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 01:03:30 AM
Is she of legal age?

The wikipedia link will tell you everything. She's 21. Two years older than me. :gloomy

3 years younger than me. And we live in the same country. She's mine.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Himu on March 04, 2007, 01:04:22 AM
I want to fuck her. I WANT TO FUCK HER.

 :wag

I saw her first, I get first dibs.

Btw, did you watch the vids Himuro?

not yet
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Himu on March 04, 2007, 01:04:33 AM
Is she of legal age?

The wikipedia link will tell you everything. She's 21. Two years older than me. :gloomy

3 years younger than me. And we live in the same country. She's mine.

 :-\
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2007, 01:05:30 AM
Is she of legal age?

The wikipedia link will tell you everything. She's 21. Two years older than me. :gloomy

3 years younger than me. And we live in the same country. She's mine.

 :-\

Thats hard to compete with.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 01:05:54 AM
Quote from: bagofeyes link=topic=6158.msg146383#msg1463 :banplzdate=1172988210
Is she of legal age?

The wikipedia link will tell you everything. She's 21. Two years older than me. :gloomy

3 years younger than me. And we live in the same country. She's mine.

 :banplz
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 01:06:40 AM
Somebody find her address and I'll go and take stalker pictures
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 01:09:43 AM
Somebody find her address and I'll go and take stalker pictures

I don't know her address, but I know which university she attends (wikipedia rules).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_University

Main campus.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 01:10:36 AM
Tokyo? Ichirou can go and be the stalker then
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 01:18:31 AM
...can we trust him?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 01:34:51 AM
I've heard he's good at stalking girls and taking photos of them from behind bushes and stuff










spoiler (click to show/hide)
j/k  :-*
[close]
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 01:35:24 AM
she has black people hair  :-\
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 01:38:52 AM
she has black people hair  :-\

No she doesn't, her hair is much straighter. And so what if she did?! >:(
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 01:43:23 AM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/60/Crystal_kay_from_offical_website.jpg)

that's black people hair with a shitload of straightener.  I know because I've watched my sister try to pull it off for 20 years now.

Anyways, I'm just not attracted to it.  She's got a nice body though and a nice face.  rawr
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 01:44:31 AM
Your sister is black?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 01:46:13 AM
Your sister is black?
yes
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 01:47:21 AM
Are you black?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 01:52:10 AM
Are you black?
no  she was adopted
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 01:52:27 AM
(http://www.gallery.cherryblossom-garden.com/d/4775-1/kittoeienni-front.jpg)
(http://www.gallery.cherryblossom-garden.com/d/4777-1/kittoeienni-inlay.jpg)
(http://www.gallery.cherryblossom-garden.com/d/4779-1/kittoeienni-back.jpg)

She has the type of hair that Beyonce pays $20,000 a year for.

Thanks Mupepe, I would've never found these pics if it wasn't for you.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 04, 2007, 02:03:23 AM
KODA KUMI INVASION

(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5545/kodakumisu1.jpg)
(http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B000E9T28S.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
(http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/babypink_madonna/imgs/e/b/eb13d9ad.jpg)
(http://www.muchlessthanthree.com/images/Black%20Cherry(CD).jpg)
(http://www.muchlessthanthree.com/images/kouda3.jpg)
(http://x10.putfile.com/3/7107090323.gif)

EMYLI SUB-INVASION

(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/854/img913480298413121da9.jpg)
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6880/img913480451771500ld3.jpg)
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8151/img913480168648310wc4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 02:08:48 AM

She has the type of hair that Beyonce pays $20,000 a year for.

Thanks Mupepe, I would've never found these pics if it wasn't for you.
lies!

koda kumi is better
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 02:09:58 AM
koda kumi gives erections from 100 paces
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 02:23:12 AM
koda kumi is better

No she is.

 :-X

I think that Crystal Kay is prettier (but not sexier). I have a thing for blasians. :-[

She's better than the 2nd chick that Patel posted though.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 04, 2007, 02:24:20 AM
Emyli is the hottest human being to ever walk the planet: FACT.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 02:25:03 AM
koda kumi is better

No she is.

 :-X

I think that Crystal Kay is prettier (but not sexier). I have a thing for blasians. :-[

She's better than the 2nd chick that Patel posted though.
I'm so going to suck your balls tonight if you don't stop talking nonsense
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 02:26:41 AM
Emyli is the hottest human being to ever walk the planet: FACT.

Meh. Average.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 02:29:56 AM
koda kumi is better

No she is.

 :-X

I think that Crystal Kay is prettier (but not sexier). I have a thing for blasians. :-[

She's better than the 2nd chick that Patel posted though.
I'm so going to suck your balls tonight if you don't stop talking nonsense

:lol

I don't talk nonsense. I speak the truth.

Emyli is the hottest human being to ever walk the planet: FACT.

Meh. Average.

Agreed. She looks like she's trying to hide a fivehead.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2007, 02:46:24 AM
Wha Beezy talkin shit about Beyonce? WTF
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 02:49:09 AM
Wha Beezy talkin shit about Beyonce? WTF

I'm not talking shit, it's true. She spends over $20K a year on weave. If not, then it was $200K.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2007, 02:52:51 AM
Wha Beezy talkin shit about Beyonce? WTF

I'm not talking shit, it's true. She spends over $20K a year on weave. If not, then it was $200K.
Link?

I saw a pic of her without her weave and it's not she absolutely needs it...
http://mediatakeout.com/Exclusives/Beyonce_Weave.html

She could easily rock the Halle Berry look, just a bit longer
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 02:53:43 AM
She looks hot with that straight hair
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 02:58:43 AM
Wha Beezy talkin shit about Beyonce? WTF

I'm not talking shit, it's true. She spends over $20K a year on weave. If not, then it was $200K.
Link?

I saw a pic of her without her weave and it's not she absolutely needs it...
http://mediatakeout.com/Exclusives/Beyonce_Weave.html

She could easily rock the Halle Berry look, just a bit longer

Sorry, no link. It was some show on VH1. Fabulous Life maybe?

She looks hot with that straight hair

Agreed.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2007, 03:00:45 AM
She looks hot with that straight hair

Who?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 03:01:36 AM
Beyonce in the pic that you posted.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Himu on March 04, 2007, 04:19:03 PM
GET THAT KUDA KUMI OUT OF HERE. THIS IS ABOUT MY MIXED BLACK STARLET CRYSTAL KAY
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 07:05:06 PM
GET THAT KUDA KUMI OUT OF HERE. THIS IS ABOUT MY MIXED BLACK STARLET CRYSTAL KAY

Exactly! Himuro knows whats up. :pimp
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 07:07:34 PM
 ::)

starlet

 ::)
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 04, 2007, 07:09:28 PM
How come all the best looking black girls are mixed?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 07:09:59 PM
::)

starlet

 ::)

Be quiet. She doesn't have black people hair. You'd know if you watched the videos. >:(

How come all the best looking black girls are mixed?

Mixed people are better looking, period.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 07:11:40 PM
How come all the best looking black girls are mixed?

*insert obvious racial analysis*

:rofl :rofl

J/K!!!!

And her hair looks nappy in some of those pictures!  I won't believe it until I've got a mouth full of hair, a hand full of titties and she's got an ass full of Mupepe-dick.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 07:14:24 PM
And her hair looks nappy in some of those pictures!

You haven't seen true nappy hair then.

I won't believe it until I've got a mouth full of hair, a hand full of titties and she's got an ass full of Mupepe-dick.

Never! :starwars

Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 07:20:16 PM
And her hair looks nappy in some of those pictures!

You haven't seen true nappy hair then.

I live in Houston.  I've seen plenty.   I'm not saying hers is the nappy of the nappiest.  But it just looks kind of nappy.  I'D STILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND SHE'S STILL AMAZINGLY HOT!  CAN WE AGREE ABOUT THAT AT LEAST!?  I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SUCK YOUR BALLS!  BUT I'LL DO IT IF YOU DON'T STOP ARGUING!
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 07:29:26 PM
oh yeah, and you suck at breakout
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 07:45:45 PM
And her hair looks nappy in some of those pictures!

You haven't seen true nappy hair then.

I live in Houston.  I've seen plenty.   I'm not saying hers is the nappy of the nappiest.  But it just looks kind of nappy.  I'D STILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND SHE'S STILL AMAZINGLY HOT!  CAN WE AGREE ABOUT THAT AT LEAST!?  I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SUCK YOUR BALLS!  BUT I'LL DO IT IF YOU DON'T STOP ARGUING!

 :rofl

I still say it's not nappy. Kinky, but not nappy.

You'll be out of the tournament the next time that I play breakout.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2007, 09:05:00 PM
How come all the best looking black girls are mixed?

Because they're half white
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 09:06:03 PM
How come all the best looking black girls are mixed?

Because they're half white

fail total
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 09:06:28 PM
How come all the best looking black girls are mixed?

Because they're half white
sick burn
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2007, 09:11:50 PM
How come all the best looking black girls are mixed?

Because they're half white

fail total

Black girls just want to look white anyway. They fry their hair so it will look straight, IE white. They use makeup which makes them look lighter, IE white. Why waste your time with the imitator when the real thing is superior AND sucks dick?

Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 09:13:22 PM
black girls don't suck dick?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2007, 09:14:00 PM
Unless it's got Crisco on it, no
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 09:15:09 PM
Black girls just want to look white anyway. They fry their hair so it will look straight, IE white. They use makeup which makes them look lighter, IE white. Why waste your time with the imitator when the real thing is superior AND sucks dick?

Is this the type of shit that you say to piss off your grandparents? I'd knock you out with my cane if I was your grandfather.

black girls don't suck dick?

You're really asking PD this question?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 09:15:53 PM
Unless it's got Crisco on it, no
:rofl :rofl

I did not know this.  Beezy!  Confirm or deny?
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2007, 09:18:25 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 09:19:21 PM
GET OUTTA MAH THREAD PD!!! >:(
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2007, 09:20:36 PM
Beezy you're so easy to fuck with :lol
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 09:24:57 PM
This thread is about my sexy bilingual blasian honey... :'(
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 09:29:28 PM
Dude, I kicked your ass at breakout
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 09:50:34 PM
Dude, I kicked your ass at breakout

You asked for it. Bye Mupoopee. 8)
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Ichirou on March 04, 2007, 10:37:00 PM
She has a nice voice but I don't find her attractive at all.  I won't be stalking this girl, sorry u guys. :P

I'm sticking with Nakama Yukie and Otsuka Ai.  :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 11:03:49 PM
japafag
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Ichirou on March 04, 2007, 11:04:47 PM
japafag

blasian sounds like "blah asian."
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 11:07:28 PM
japafag

blasian sounds like "blah asian."

 :(
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 04, 2007, 11:08:16 PM
japafag

blasian sounds like "blah asian."

 :(
(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/serious-catu5UR.jpg)
blah... asian...
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Ichirou on March 04, 2007, 11:09:40 PM
She has a nice voice, though!  I heard her on the radio the other day.  Maybe her personality makes up for her looks and her sharp knees.
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 04, 2007, 11:12:35 PM
She has a nice voice, though!  I heard her on the radio the other day.  Maybe her personality makes up for her looks and her sharp knees.

Find me an mp3 of her song in the 3rd video that I posted and I'll forgive you. :D
Title: Re: The Official Crystal Kay lovin' thread
Post by: Beezy on March 05, 2007, 05:48:53 AM
She has a nice voice, though!  I heard her on the radio the other day.  Maybe her personality makes up for her looks and her sharp knees.

Find me an mp3 of her song in the 3rd video that I posted and I'll forgive you. :D

I found it myself you bastard. *adds Ichirou to shit list* >:(