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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 12:53:17 AM

Title: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 12:53:17 AM
There's nothing worse than a gross patch of hair growing on the upper lip of a fat guys round bloated flabby head. I find it truly disgusting. If you're fat and have a mustache do yourself a favor and shave it off. It will make you look significantly less like a douche bag.
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2007, 12:54:54 AM
IMO it's more of a child molestor "look"
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 05, 2007, 12:55:24 AM
IMO it's more of a child molestor "look"
How's the stache coming in fatty?
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 12:56:27 AM
I agree. I know this fat guy with a mustache and dull stupid looking eyes. I want to punch him in the throat based on how he looks alone. He's also an enormous asshole. Coincidence?
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2007, 12:57:34 AM
IMO it's more of a child molestor "look"
How's the stache coming in fatty?

Better than your LSAT results
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 05, 2007, 12:57:51 AM
It has to sort of the 'wispy' mustache for the peadophile look. 
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 05, 2007, 12:57:56 AM
I agree. I know this fat guy with a mustache and dull stupid looking eyes. I want to punch him in the throat based on how he looks alone. He's also an enormous asshole. Coincidence?
Two assholes who know each other? yeah coincidence. 
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Beezy on March 05, 2007, 01:00:33 AM
I don't get along very well with that many fat people...
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2007, 01:01:04 AM
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/965/gorman820pa9.jpg)

Wow he might as well be saying "I rape young boys"
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Christopher on March 05, 2007, 01:03:40 AM
(http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20Mario/SMBMovie-MarioLuigi.jpg)

(http://www.smbhq.com/users/movies/15.jpg)

First thing that came to mind Bob Hoskins :(
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: littlemathletics on March 05, 2007, 01:04:22 AM
(http://www.commondreams.org/headlines02/images/0829-03.jpg)

"why yes, i doooo like young boys."
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: APF on March 05, 2007, 01:14:21 AM
Since I work two blocks away from the UN I used to run into Bolton (and the mustache :heartbeat ) all the time.
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Ichirou on March 05, 2007, 01:18:10 AM
I agree. I know this fat guy with a mustache and dull stupid looking eyes. I want to punch him in the throat based on how he looks alone. He's also an enormous asshole. Coincidence?

And after I wrote all those nice things about you in the men's bathroom...  :'(
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2007, 01:20:04 AM
Since I work two blocks away from the UN I used to run into Bolton (and the mustache :heartbeat ) all the time.

What is your profession, outside of covering up the 911 conspiracy of course
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: littlemathletics on March 05, 2007, 01:46:57 AM
Since I work two blocks away from the UN I used to run into Bolton (and the mustache :heartbeat ) all the time.

He'd look much better without it.

(http://users.tpg.com.au/112358/0829-03.jpg)
Title: Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
Post by: APF on March 05, 2007, 09:06:51 AM
That's not a very flattering picture.


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