I feel like I might need to be hopped up on PCP to fully appreciate this, but the ticket was free so if I hallucinate through it, no big deal.
I didn't like Sin City, I doubt I will like this.
Cheesey dialouge + overly used cgi = MEH
This film has the same faults as the star wars prequels without the nostalgia or the john williams score.
It doesn't help that I can name the amount of sword & sandal epics I didn't find boring on one hand. One mutilated hand with 3 missing fingers.I think he's talking about Alba in Sin City
And Alba isn't in it. Where did you get that idea?
Alba is also in the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin
That movie is like erased from history. No one seems to remember it existed.Alba is also in the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin
Come on, she's not in Catwoman.
:lol :lolThat movie is like erased from history. No one seems to remember it existed.Alba is also in the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin
Come on, she's not in Catwoman.
So did I. :lol:lol :lolThat movie is like erased from history. No one seems to remember it existed.Alba is also in the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin
Come on, she's not in Catwoman.
I really did forget it existed
Cheebs sucks, Sin City roxI tend to find "graphic novels" boring as hell as well so what do I know.
Hey Mupepe remember the credit card Batman pulled out and the expiration date said infinite?:lol :lol :lol :lol
That was HILARIOUS!
Cheebs sucks, Sin City roxI tend to find "graphic novels" boring as hell as well so what do I know.
Cheebs sucks, Sin City roxI tend to find "graphic novels" boring as hell as well so what do I know.
I made sure to tell everyone on GAF that you're racist too
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=144908&page=3
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5720115&postcount=112
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Sin City rocks and 300 will rock and Cheebs will sit in the corner by himself and WE. WILL. LAUGH!!!I will probably see it because I am a whore like that even though I expect to be meh'ed by it.
Sin City rocks and 300 will rock and Cheebs will sit in the corner by himself and WE. WILL. LAUGH!!!I will probably see it because I am a whore like that even though I expect to be meh'ed by it.
within a hour of my home :-* I doubt opening weekend, I am not hyped enough.
CHANGE OF SUBJECT
Willco has re-earned his right to have his alter altered once again.
CHANGE OF SUBJECT
Willco has re-earned his right to have his alter altered once again.
distorted shake is maybe nextCHANGE OF SUBJECT
Willco has re-earned his right to have his alter altered once again.
I liked the MAF and Shake versions more.
I didn't like Sin City, I doubt I will like this.
I didn't like Sin City, I doubt I will like this.
I loved Sin City, and Im positive I will not like this. Worst looking cheesefest in ages. Why does bad acting and sweaty half-nude men screaming get people excited?
Anyways, as Ive said several times, I am going to let the tomatometer guide me for once. >80%, I will see it.
WE NEED TO HAVE A MEET UP DISCUSSION IN THE SHADE. POST WHAT CITY YOU LIVE IN OR CAN TRAVEL TO, AND THEN LOOK UP THE THEATERS IN THE AREA TO DINE IN HELL.Why post this? I am the only person who lives by you
I LIVE IN YPSILANTI, MICHIGAN. THERE IS A SHOWCASE CINEMAS ABOUT 20 MINUTES AWAY BECAUSE THIS. IS. SUBURBIA!
THEY HAVE IMAX SHOWINGS 11:30AM 2:05PM 4:40PM 7:15PM 9:45PM 12:15AM (MIDNIGHT MADNESS)
http://www.nationalamusements.com/showtimes/default.asp
It would be awesome. We meet up an hour or so before the movie, get to know each other, then head into the movie and have a blast :-*
No one wants to see it, and besides she's sick :(have you touched her breasts yet?
No one wants to see it, and besides she's sick :(have you touched her breasts yet?
More like foursome cuz the roommate is 200 pounds
175 isn't skinny, thats healthy normal weight for your height.
Your Body Mass Index
The Height you entered is 6 feet, 3 inches. The Weight you entered is 175 pounds.
Your Calculated BMI is: 21.9
* Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
* Overweight = 25-29.9
* Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater
How much do you weigh Cheebs. The pic I saw of you suggested you were a skinny flamer with dyed hair :-\
How much do you weigh Cheebs. The pic I saw of you suggested you were a skinny flamer with dyed hair :-\I was 16 in that picture, I am almost 21 now. :lol
My arms look lean and built a bit for some reason, but I want them to be more defined. Plus I want abs; I won't have sex until I get rid of this semi pot belly and get a chistled look
Well, if any thread had to have a gay'ed up tangent discussion, at least it's the thread about Sparta.
That said, it's all pretty cool. Not really a critic's movie -- there's not a lot of long-winded speeches, there's no 45 minutes of boring-ass downtime like in Gladiator, and there is lots and lots of brutal killing. The director is great, and this movie is the perfect remedy for people sick of the new Hollywood notion that you can't have a fight scene that contains less than 100 edits. There are lots of well choreographed long-takes of fighting, and you're never confused about who is doing what to whom. Not everyone will like the MTV-styled slo-mo, but I certainly do.
Hm is that Best Buy 300 deal still going on? I wouldn't mind picking up a ticket with a DVD...maybe Boondocks season 1
Border confirmation: 300 for closet cases
Did you expect critics to like this movie? :lol
Did you expect critics to like this movie? :lol
Critics are boring motherfuckers.
I don't know why but calling Solo "Han Solo" made me laugh.
I want to try Alexander Revisited(the new cut just released) just because well I want to give Oliver Stone a second chance. I love Oliver Stone but I can't see how even he can save the film.
JFK, Nixon(fuck the haters), The Doors, Wall Street, The Vietnam "trilogy", CONAN THE FUCKING BARBARIAN..... :heartbeat
What I saw of JKF was fucking amazing, despite the laughably horrible factual innaccuraciesbest film oliver stone wrote: JFK OR CONAN THE BARBARIAN
JKF. I LOVE flashbacks in movies, and JFK is full of awesome ones. The writing gets your heart pumping.
Did you expect critics to like this movie? :lol
Also, though both are bad, Id take a flashback over tons of exposition anyday.
There are different ways to do flashbacks, like the ones you noted and ones in, say, Batman Forever (remembering how he "became" batman).
IT WAS HIM, ROBOJ! IT WAS HIM!!!
Yes, but I assumed we weren't talking about greats like Leone, Ichirou, but about your average Joe modern day Hollywood director.
I go to DVDTalk for my DVD reviews though. Like extras, A/V presentation and stuff. Ive never really read their reviews. Are they pretty good?
Who trusts reviews they read on the Internet? :lol
My limited tastes of disliking overhyped films that appeal to teenagers? 'Tis true!
I don't even really like Ghost Rider, though. These retorts of yours are getting worse all the time!
DVDTalk is one of the few sites who I trust movie reviews from.
Clerks II rocked
I came. :-[
The fact that you even gave it the time of day is hilarious.
Am I the only one that loved Zodiac? Ive seen it twice, but Im not hearing jackshit about it amongst all the 300 hype.
Quote from: SoloAm I the only one that loved Zodiac? Ive seen it twice, but Im not hearing jackshit about it amongst all the 300 hype.
It's gotten pretty good reviews and I want to see it. I'm a sucker for non-fiction crime/serial killer stuff and Fincher rocked my world with Se7en, so here is to wishing for a return to form.
Word on the street is that this features one of the worst voiceovers ever. Anyone care to confirm/dispute this?
Dude, that voice in the trailer sounded just like Gerard Butler's, except he wasn't yelling. And it's not awful at all.
This movie is going to make a bazillion dollars. I tried hard to see it last night, but every single showing was sold out. Every single one. I even checked right before we left for the late, after midnight showing and when we arrived - it was sold out!
Going to have to get tickets early today, but I'd have to say those $30 million opening weekend estimates are way off. I haven't seen showings sold out like this since Pirates of the Carribean. I don't think it'll crack $80 million, but it might do like $50 million or something close to Ghost Rider numbers. Which is pretty incredible considering its an R-rated movie at the beginning of March. Not really prime time box office factors.
Word on the street is that this features one of the worst voiceovers ever. Anyone care to confirm/dispute this?
Shake: Dude you sounded HAMMERED :lol
Shut the fuck up and just watch the movie. Take it for what it is. Its a styleized graphic novel turned into a styleized action movie. And the translation between the two is beautiful. Just like in sin city.
Shake I have never been more disappointed in you IN MY LIFE. GO SEE THE MOVIE FUCK YOUR FRIENDS OPINIONS THEY'RE PROBABLY (http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/gray.gif)
I saw it today. Its was fucking awesome.
I saw it today. Its was fucking awesome.
Keyword: Flask
What is a flask: A flask is a stanless steel container you put booze in. (usually scotch, bourbon,etc..)
Why do you want to take a flask to the movie theater: Cause you can buy a nice coke and mix some in and enjoy your movie more.
Thats my lesson for Father Mike today.
The movie is still bringing in people.
It wasn't homo-erotic enough for my taste. I didn't mind that they didn't care about historical accuracy though, since they weren't making any pretenses of doing such.
Also
Athenians > Spartans